Fotheringham deal not going to happen says Preston boss

[Camuldonum 0]

http://www.lep.co.uk/pnenews/Ivine-No-move-for-Fotheringham.5046164.jp

[Haggerdoo 6]

Perhaps Kings Lynn would like him too - might make their bench!

[First Wizard 0]

I''m surprised, especially in light of Gunns comments on Wednesday.

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="First Wizard"]I''m surprised, especially in light of Gunns comments on Wednesday.[/quote]

Why surprised Wiz it''s a City trait at the moment passed down from our leader "open mouth ,put foot in,close mouth"

 

[Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0]

Funny it says that we approached Preston to take him....Picture the scene......

Bryan Gunn is called into Mumbles office.

BG "I dont know how to get rid of the idiot. The fans hate him"

RM "Do you remember Chris Brown?"

BG "Yes Guv, He was the useless so called striker we had who couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo"

RM "Yes indeed....and where is he now Bryan?"

BG "I will get straight on the phone to Alan Irvine Guv"

[city-till-i-die 7]

There is nothing in it," he said in response to stories that the ex-Celtic and Dundee playmaker could be arriving in time for tomorrow''s visit to Crystal Palace.

 

funniest thing i have read all day...PLAYMAKER...pmsl

[Robert Ketts Yellow Army 15]

Funny it says that we approached Preston to take him....Picture the scene......

Bryan Gunn is called into Mumbles office.

BG "I dont know how to get rid of the idiot. The fans hate him"

RM "Do you remember Chris Brown?"

BG "Yes Guv, He was the useless so called striker we had who couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo"

RM "Yes indeed....and where is he now Bryan?"

BG "I will get straight on the phone to Alan Irvine Guv"

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A frighteningly accurate glimpse inside Carrow Road

 

[Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0]

The conversation carried on as follows......

RM "So then Bryan, How did you conversation with Alan Irvine go?"

BG "Dont ask Roger, He told me he would rather have a good dose of thrush than consider taking   Fozzy on loan"

RM "So what now then Bryan. What are we going to do with the imbosile?"

BG "I am going to phone all the managers in the Blue Square Premier and if they all knock me back I will offer him to Jim Magilton"

RM "Nice work Bryan, If we can hamper Ipswichs chances of achieving anything then why not....forget the Blue Square, I will get him a cab to Poorman Road"

BG "Shall I see if they want Cureton aswell boss?"

RM "Come on Bryan, I know we hate the scum but you shouldnt kick a man when he is down"

[pete 318]

whats an imbosile?

[Terry Fied 0]

[quote user="pete"]whats an imbosile?[/quote]

 

Someone who supports Norwich City.