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Fresh from saving the worlds financial sysyems rumour has it that the mighty Gordon is going to pump £250 billion of taxpayers money into Norwich City in an effort to ease our bad investments

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Some of this money will be made available for loan signings.Most of the money will be used to fund a crazy golf course in the space behind the jarrold stand.The club will receive 10% of all the profits from this off field venture and by the year 2100 the club will not owe a penny anywhere.Just stick with us and believe we have the clubs best interests at heart

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[quote user="Yorkshire Canary"]Fresh from saving the worlds financial sysyems rumour has it that the mighty Gordon is going to pump £250 billion of taxpayers money into Norwich City in an effort to ease our bad investments[/quote]

He''s going to make a speech about NCFC''s poor form, claiming it''s not his fault and "it started in America".

And anyway, a Tory government would see us in the Unibond League.

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Allegedly there is a rumour that Doncaster is due to step down as ''chief exec'' having brought the club to its knees and is going to be offered a pension of £13k a week which will be funded by the Norwich City fans. Another story of rewarding ''total f*ck ups'' with a well done!!

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