kdncfc 0 Posted March 2, 2009 Have the official figures for the amount of season ticket renewals up to Saturdays deadline been released yet? If they''re good they normally can''t wait to tell us so they can spout off all the patronising rubbish about how wonderful the fans are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SNAP 0 Posted March 2, 2009 Headline news! Season ticket renewals are at an unprecedented level at Norwich City Football Club.“The number of fan renewing before the first deadline to receive huge discounts from the family friendly club has been truly astonishing”, said Chairman (man who pulls Delia’s chair out at board meetings) Roger Munby.Neil Doncaster, Chief Executive (because he didn’t get the FA job) added, “We are all thrilled that, even in these times of hardship for all you people earning less than £100,000 a year, you have still shown why Norwich City supporters really are the best in the world”.Andrew Cullum had this to say when asked for his view, “Why the f*** are you asking me, I’m looking forward to Championship football next season”. Michael Wynn-Jones was unavailable for comment as he was in the Car Park having a crafty one while Mrs Wynn-Jones wasn’t looking. While the good lady herself said she was “delighted that the Norwich City fans had shown themselves etc etc” After the press conference to announce the figures it was noticed that no one had actually mentioned the number of tickets sold and when a reporter from Archant, disguised as someone from The Sun in case they wouldn’t give him a press pass for the next game, knocked on the board room door to ask for a figure he discovered it was firmly locked. All he could hear when he pressed his ear to the door were manic chuckling noises coming from within……. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Yellow 0 Posted March 2, 2009 [quote user="SNAP"]Headline news! Season ticket renewals are at an unprecedented level at Norwich City Football Club.“The number of fan renewing before the first deadline to receive huge discounts from the family friendly club has been truly astonishing”, said Chairman (man who pulls Delia’s chair out at board meetings) Roger Munby.Neil Doncaster, Chief Executive (because he didn’t get the FA job) added, “We are all thrilled that, even in these times of hardship for all you people earning less than £100,000 a year, you have still shown why Norwich City supporters really are the best in the world”.Andrew Cullum had this to say when asked for his view, “Why the f*** are you asking me, I’m looking forward to Championship football next season”. Michael Wynn-Jones was unavailable for comment as he was in the Car Park having a crafty one while Mrs Wynn-Jones wasn’t looking. While the good lady herself said she was “delighted that the Norwich City fans had shown themselves etc etc” After the press conference to announce the figures it was noticed that no one had actually mentioned the number of tickets sold and when a reporter from Archant, disguised as someone from The Sun in case they wouldn’t give him a press pass for the next game, knocked on the board room door to ask for a figure he discovered it was firmly locked. All he could hear when he pressed his ear to the door were manic chuckling noises coming from within…….[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
