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is it over yet? I have had my shave and remarkably my face is still in tact! shaking like a leaf.

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just been emailed this old tosh about naaarwich...

> >>Norwich ( pronounced Naaaaaaridge ) in the east of England

was

> >>invented in 1923 and is kept in Norfolk where it has lived for

the past 83

> >>years.

> >>

> >>Norwich has a population of approximately 2500 of which 2438 are

related

> >>to each other and the rest are classed as Furriners who have

decided to

> >>settle in Norwich from beyond the great Horizon.

> >>

> >>Many people still beleive that if you travel past Theford (The

Great

> >>Horizon) you will fall off the edge of the world and be devoured

by DELIA

> >>the Great Star Goat.

> >>

> >>Norwich was built by Nicholas Parsons, a man of the cloth for

somewhere to

> >>keep his racing pigeons. The project, however, soon grew and

rapidly

> >>became a sprawling city filled with "Pointless Super

Heroes"

> >>

> >>Thes Include:

> >>

> >> 

> >>

> >>       THE PUPPET MASTER

> >>

> >>Special Ability: Hypno Puppets that stun and mesmerise passers

by with

> >>their inane jumping up and down to Des O Connor Cd''s. He is

actually a

> >>multi-millionaire, having left his successful career as a

merchant banker

> >>to "give something back to the people"

> >>

> >> 

> >>

> >>       FLUTE MAN

> >>

> >>Special ability: Plays a flute at ranges far beyond those of the

human ear

> >>Unfortunately the ones that are in the range of the human ear

are vastly

> >>out of tune.

> >>

> >> 

> >>

> >>       BAG WOMAN

> >>

> >>Special Ability: Knockout BO Has a huge array of technical

gadgetry hidden

> >>away in her shopping trolley full of various, mysterious bags.

> >>

> >> 

> >>

> >>       MARIGOLD

> >>

> >>Special Ability: Traffic Direction Although no longer around,

MARIGOLD was

> >>one of the true Norwich Super Heroes, equipped with a

flourescent JAcket

> >>or vest and bright yellow marigold gloves, you would find him,

in times of

> >>National Emergency, defending the City by standing on a traffic

roundabout

> >>directing the traffic. Unfortunately, quite a few people

actually took

> >>notice of what he was telling them to do, resulting in the

building of

> >>Norwich Union Insurance Department.

> >>

> >> 

> >>

> >>       THE INCREDIBLE MARKET TWINS

> >>

> >>Special Ability: Flower Selling ALthough conceived during a

radioactive

> >>storm and genetically altered to look identical, these dynamic

duo are far

> >>from it. Dressed in their costumes, Green & yellow for one,

Blue & White

> >>for another, these colourful fengibbons are anything but

identical.

> >>

> >>

> >>RADIO MAN This remarkable chap loves his sport so much he''s a

wannabee

> >>commentator, also known to be a bit of a Karaoke king, using not

a

> >>microphone but an old 1970''s transistor radio glued to one ear,

you''ve

> >>gotta love this guy, who provides entertainment when waiting for

a bus

> >>outside the central big ''D'' department store.

> >>

> >>[edit]

> >>Vocabulary

> >>

> >>Here are some useful Norwich phrases and words:

> >>

> >>Naarigde Yoonyun - Major Norfolk and Sri-Lankan employer

> >>

> >>Thang Kyer - Spoken at high speed, used by Norfolk shop

assistants when

> >>accepting money.

> >>

> >>How''re yer getting arn buh? - Norfolk greeting

> >>

> >>Rup Bah - Variation on the above

> >>

> >>Hair - Here

> >>

> >>Shicagoo''s - Nightspot on Prince of Wales Road, Norwich

> >>

> >>Bare - Sold by the pint in Shicagoo''s

> >>

> >>Is that roight? - Comment to show that attention is being paid

to the

> >>speaker

> >>

> >>Ass a Jook - I''m just kidding

> >>

> >>Khazi - Suburb on the western edge of Narridge

> >>

> >>Tross - Suburb on the southside of Narridge

> >>

> >>Windam - Small town south of Narridge (Sensible abbreviation of

it''s

> >>proper name : Wymundimunidundim)

> >>

> >>Loose-tarfed - East coast fishing port

> >>

> >>Card - Traditionally eaten with chips, might well have been

caught off

> >>Loose-tarfed

> >>

> >>KooDee - Discount shop at the top of St Stephens, Norwich

> >>

> >>Hum Base - DIY store

> >>

> >>Fooze - Electrical component on sale at Hum Base

> >>

> >>Fool - Petrol or Diesel

> >>

> >>Drive you steady bor - please drive with more care

> >>

> >>Gu tehec buh - my, how surprising

> >>

> >>Stoop ud - Term applied to very silly people

> >>

> >>Gatoo - Sticky chocolate cake

> >>

> >>Foo too or Fota - Get these developed at Boots

> >>

> >>Sproight - Fizzy lemon drink

> >>

> >>Boost - To Brag about ones achievements

> >>

> >>Jargon - Like running, but at a more leisurely pace

> >>

> >>Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Morning

> >>

> >>Ar ya orrite, bor Good Afternoon

> >>

> >>Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Evening

> >>

> >>Hay ya gittin arn tagether? - Hello

> >>

> >>Yow siller owld fule - Comment made to someone displaying

"backward"

> >>tendancies

> >>

> >>How fer ar ya doin'' bor? - How are you?

> >>

> >>Loight arse - Lighthouse

> >>

> >>Haysbra (Happisburgh) - Coastal village with a loight arse

> >>

> >>Hunstan Hunstanton - Coastal village

> >>

> >>Furriners - People who come from anywhere outside of Thetford

> >>

> >>Thas a rumman - Not quite up to scratch

> >>

> >>Blast Bor, yow git a ding-a-tha-lug - I''m going to hit you now

> >>

> >>Fare t'' middlin - I''m doing quite well

> >>

> >>Bishy Barny Bee - A Ladybird

> >>

> >>Thas a Bit on the Huh - That''s a bit wonky/uneven

> >>

> >>Traa''er - a farming vehicle

> >>

> >>dicka - horse

> >>

> >>ha'' yer farver gorra dicka, bor? - does your father own a horse

> >>

> >>cumbine airvista - an agricultural vehicle

> >>

> >>carra rud - a place where narj people go to watch their football

team lose

> >>

> >>ur day - to day

> >>

> >>wot yoo up to urday - what are you doing today

> >>

> >>ouver hair / ouver ere - im over here

> >>

> >>i / yoo/ ee/ shee gooo - i/ you / hee/ she went to/ goes to

> >>

> >>ci''ee - as in naaarch ci''ee a place for shopping

> >>

> >>noo idare - no idea/ don''t know

> >>

> >>gunna - going to

> >>

> >>Lully ole jarb (Lovely old job) = Excellent

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stoppage time just been announced --> 3

THREE minutes to hold on for our first London win in 6 or so years... come on city!

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[quote user="Marty"]is it over yet? I have had my shave and remarkably my face is still in tact! shaking like a leaf.[/quote]

About 2 minutes left

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Honest truth, I feel sick with nerves. Have not felt like that for a while. Come on yellows.

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[quote user="lynn canary"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="lynn canary"]

I really need a toilet but do''t want to move out of this position incase they score because everytime i go for a toilet, the other teams score so i will just have to hold on.

Come on city, hold on

[/quote]

You''ll have to wet yourself, unless it''s a number two, then squeeze those butt cheeks lol

[/quote]

 

lol i thinks its a bit of both lol. Will be worth holding it in if Norwich get this win

[/quote]

It will be worth letting it out on your sofa if we win!!!

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[quote user="Canaries in Bed"]Honest truth, I feel sick with nerves. Have not felt like that for a while. Come on yellows.[/quote]

 

That''s it though, isn''t it. Theplayers show passion and so do we.

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[quote user="lucky green trainers"]just been emailed this old tosh about naaarwich...[/quote]Stupid Boy!!

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[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="Marty"]is it over yet? I have had my shave and remarkably my face is still in tact! shaking like a leaf.[/quote]

About 2 minutes left

[/quote]

 

now i''m off to clean my glasses, can''t keep still

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[quote user="YankeeCanary"]Anyone think Glenn Roeder might have been rooting for a QPR win tonight. Makes me feel good just thinking that.[/quote]Eh?

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That''s an old one, LGT, I''ve had it posted to my Facebook for about 2 years lol. Gotta laugh... I think the vocab section was stolen from an issue of Y''Army some years ago...Is it over yet???

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