First Wizard 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Charlton, Southampton, Watford, Plymouth, Barnsley, Derby, Blackpool and Forest have now all been double Helix Hexed!Since Friday, eight Norfolk, well fit virgins, have been lured into my secret lair, where, under stricly controlled conditions, they were all deflowered and sacrifced by me in the City cause...............the things I do for Bryan Gunn and our dear club!Working on the basis of a 60% success rate, this should insure City remain a Championship side at the end of this troubled season.Thanks to ''Lappin it up'' for the idea. We''re safe I tell ye, safe. [:D] [li] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Puppet Man 0 Posted February 17, 2009 when i read you were going to do your most difficult hex ever i thought it would be trying to get cureton to score Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Charlton, Southampton, Watford, Plymouth, Barnsley, Derby, Blackpool and Forest have now all been double Helix Hexed!Since Friday, eight Norfolk, well fit virgins, have been lured into my secret lair, where, under stricly controlled conditions, they were all deflowered and sacrifced by me in the City cause...............the things I do for Bryan Gunn and our dear club!Working on the basis of a 60% success rate, this should insure City remain a Championship side at the end of this troubled season.Thanks to ''Lappin it up'' for the idea. We''re safe I tell ye, safe. [:D] [li][/quote]Something that energetic must have opened the cracks in your crystal balls again!Was the eight part of the 24 that came down with Grant from Inverness[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="The Butler"][quote user="1st Wizard"] Charlton, Southampton, Watford, Plymouth, Barnsley, Derby, Blackpool and Forest have now all been double Helix Hexed!Since Friday, eight Norfolk, well fit virgins, have been lured into my secret lair, where, under stricly controlled conditions, they were all deflowered and sacrifced by me in the City cause...............the things I do for Bryan Gunn and our dear club!Working on the basis of a 60% success rate, this should insure City remain a Championship side at the end of this troubled season.Thanks to ''Lappin it up'' for the idea. We''re safe I tell ye, safe. [:D] [li][/quote]Something that energetic must have opened the cracks in your crystal balls again!Was the eight part of the 24 that came down with Grant from Inverness[;)][/quote]Only pure inbred Norfolk lasses this time Butler![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted February 17, 2009 How do you track these virgins down Wiz? I ask because a friend of mine.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="The_Puppet_Man172"]when i read you were going to do your most difficult hex ever i thought it would be trying to get cureton to score[/quote]He said hex not miracle lol [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barry from Kenya 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Since Friday, eight Norfolk, well fit virgins, have been lured into my secret lair, where, under stricly controlled conditions, they were all deflowered and sacrifced by me in the City cause...[/quote]how come they let you have internet in prison, steve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="Sheffers"][quote user="1st Wizard"] Since Friday, eight Norfolk, well fit virgins, have been lured into my secret lair, where, under stricly controlled conditions, they were all deflowered and sacrifced by me in the City cause...[/quote]how come they let you have internet in prison, steve?[/quote]Psssttt who''s Steve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barry from Kenya 0 Posted February 17, 2009 work it out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,254 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Since Friday, eight Norfolk, well fit virgins, [/quote]Wow, you really went out of your way. I dunno about "well fit" but to find virgins these days you gotta be dropping the old age barrier hell of a lot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="Sheffers"]work it out[/quote]Steve could be anyone ffs I gave up mind reading years ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barry from Kenya 0 Posted February 17, 2009 steve wright Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="Sheffers"]steve wright[/quote]Err? he murdered ladies of the night, my virgins survived............sort off![:#] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Sheffers"]steve wright[/quote]Err? he murdered ladies of the night, my virgins survived............sort off![:#][/quote]I can testify to that [:D][;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="The_Puppet_Man172"]when i read you were going to do your most difficult hex ever i thought it would be trying to get cureton to score[/quote]He said hex not miracle lol [:)][/quote]Ouch! [:''(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king of latvia 0 Posted February 17, 2009 oh here we go again those stupid hexs get a life we are not good enough and the only thing that will keep us up is the other teams losing.[:#] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="king of latvia"]oh here we go again those stupid hexs get a life we are not good enough and the only thing that will keep us up is the other teams losing.[:#] [/quote]Did you miss your pills? It''s a bit of fun. If you don''t like it, don''t reply, you old misery!I want Wiz to hex Brian Jensen for Saturday, but with the size of him, you''d need a shedload more virgins, and I think 8 is the most Norwich has to offer, unless you target the clientele of the Games Workshop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarytom 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="king of latvia"] oh here we go again those stupid hexs get a life we are not good enough and the only thing that will keep us up is the other teams losing.[:#] [/quote]Did you miss your pills? It''s a bit of fun. If you don''t like it, don''t reply, you old misery!I want Wiz to hex Brian Jensen for Saturday, but with the size of him, you''d need a shedload more virgins, and I think 8 is the most Norwich has to offer, unless you target the clientele of the Games Workshop.[/quote]Pervert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="canarytom"][quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="king of latvia"] oh here we go again those stupid hexs get a life we are not good enough and the only thing that will keep us up is the other teams losing.[:#] [/quote]Did you miss your pills? It''s a bit of fun. If you don''t like it, don''t reply, you old misery!I want Wiz to hex Brian Jensen for Saturday, but with the size of him, you''d need a shedload more virgins, and I think 8 is the most Norwich has to offer, unless you target the clientele of the Games Workshop.[/quote]Pervert[/quote]To clarify, I was referring to the adult clientele who hang around like ComicBook Guy from The Simpsons.Otherwise I''d have suggested targetting schools, and Wiz can''t do that in case they drag him inside thinking he teaches Geography. [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Your 60% success rate Wiz. Is this for the hexes to work or your deflowering of the Virgins? If it''s the latter I think I''ve an email somewhere I could send you over linking to an online chemist who''ll sell you a little something to improve your performance if you like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="Buckethead"]Your 60% success rate Wiz. Is this for the hexes to work or your deflowering of the Virgins? If it''s the latter I think I''ve an email somewhere I could send you over linking to an online chemist who''ll sell you a little something to improve your performance if you like.[/quote]Don''t need to go to all that expense anyhow, spray on starch and lolly sticks do the job so I was told lol [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Buckethead"]Your 60% success rate Wiz. Is this for the hexes to work or your deflowering of the Virgins? If it''s the latter I think I''ve an email somewhere I could send you over linking to an online chemist who''ll sell you a little something to improve your performance if you like.[/quote]Don''t need to go to all that expense anyhow, spray on starch and lolly sticks do the job so I was told lol [:D][/quote]Try explaining that splinter and the imprint of a knock knock joke to your doctor though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"] [quote user="Buckethead"]Your 60% success rate Wiz. Is this for the hexes to work or your deflowering of the Virgins? If it''s the latter I think I''ve an email somewhere I could send you over linking to an online chemist who''ll sell you a little something to improve your performance if you like.[/quote]Don''t need to go to all that expense anyhow, spray on starch and lolly sticks do the job so I was told lol [:D][/quote]Try explaining that splinter and the imprint of a knock knock joke to your doctor though...[/quote]LMFAO [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bristol_canary 0 Posted February 17, 2009 [quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="canarytom"][quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="king of latvia"] oh here we go again those stupid hexs get a life we are not good enough and the only thing that will keep us up is the other teams losing.[:#] [/quote]Did you miss your pills? It''s a bit of fun. If you don''t like it, don''t reply, you old misery!I want Wiz to hex Brian Jensen for Saturday, but with the size of him, you''d need a shedload more virgins, and I think 8 is the most Norwich has to offer, unless you target the clientele of the Games Workshop.[/quote]Pervert[/quote]To clarify, I was referring to the adult clientele who hang around like ComicBook Guy from The Simpsons.Otherwise I''d have suggested targetting schools, and Wiz can''t do that in case they drag him inside thinking he teaches Geography. [;)][/quote]sicko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 17, 2009 Just to clarify chaps, my Hex is for the rest of the season, not just one game tonight, the teams Hexed will find out after the next 4 games or so whats happened...........then let them weep! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary02 III 0 Posted February 18, 2009 [quote user="bristol_canary"][quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="canarytom"][quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="king of latvia"] oh here we go again those stupid hexs get a life we are not good enough and the only thing that will keep us up is the other teams losing.[:#] [/quote]Did you miss your pills? It''s a bit of fun. If you don''t like it, don''t reply, you old misery!I want Wiz to hex Brian Jensen for Saturday, but with the size of him, you''d need a shedload more virgins, and I think 8 is the most Norwich has to offer, unless you target the clientele of the Games Workshop.[/quote]Pervert[/quote]To clarify, I was referring to the adult clientele who hang around like ComicBook Guy from The Simpsons.Otherwise I''d have suggested targetting schools, and Wiz can''t do that in case they drag him inside thinking he teaches Geography. [;)][/quote]sicko[/quote]Oh sweet mother of ... are you really that desperate to show how liberal and enlightened you are? Read it for what it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 18, 2009 [quote user="WeAreYellows49"]Don''t need to go to all that expense anyhow, spray on starch and lolly sticks do the job so I was told lol [:D] [/quote]Oi! you promised you wouldn''t say 49.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king of latvia 0 Posted February 18, 2009 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Just to clarify chaps, my Hex is for the rest of the season, not just one game tonight, the teams Hexed will find out after the next 4 games or so whats happened...........then let them weep! [:D][/quote] in other words IT DIDNT WORK LAST NIGHT (WEDNESDAY) SO I WILL CHANGE MY MIND. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted February 18, 2009 [quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]Don''t need to go to all that expense anyhow, spray on starch and lolly sticks do the job so I was told lol [:D] [/quote]Oi! you promised you wouldn''t say 49.[;)][/quote]Dammit sorry mate, let the cat out of the bag .................oops my bad [:$][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 11 Posted February 18, 2009 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Charlton, Southampton, Watford, Plymouth, Barnsley, Derby, Blackpool and Forest have now all been double Helix Hexed![/quote]Knob head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
