Destort 0 Posted February 10, 2009 Anyone have a joke that isn''t ***** was spotted in asda, or ***** joins on loan etcSome originality people!as funny as they are! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Voice Of Reason 0 Posted February 10, 2009 [quote user="Destort"]Anyone have a joke that isn''t ***** was spotted in asda, or ***** joins on loan etcSome originality people!as funny as they are![/quote]how about;I saw your name on aloaf of bread in the shop, when I got closer it actually said ''Thick Cut''!That wasn''t directed at you Destort, just a joke as requested, and the shop wasn''t Asda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted February 10, 2009 I Grim Roeder in Asda staring at a carton of orange juice for about 10 minutes. I said, ''what you doing that for?'' Grim Roeder replied, ''it says concentrate in the label''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Voice Of Reason 0 Posted February 10, 2009 I Grim Roeder in Asda staring at a carton of orange juice for about 10 minutes. I said, ''what you doing that for?''Grim Roeder replied, ''it says concentrate in the label''.Laugh, I nearly got my sweets out.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hazz69 0 Posted February 11, 2009 hii (:heres a joke (:there were three women, a blonde, brunnette & redhead, they were tidying their daughters room and the brunnette found a can of beer and said, ''i can''t believe my daughter drinks'' then the redhead said, ''well i found a pack of cigarettes, i cant believe my daughter smokes,'' then the blonde said, ''well, i found a condom in my daughters room, i caant believe my daughter has a willy'' [:D] no offence to any blondes out there, its just a joke [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites