Don't worry, We have delia, Be happy!

[Crafty Canary 547]

Thanks to this board we''re heading down

But don''t you sit there wearing a frown,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

Another season, Doomcaster''s earning more

But still tries to tell us we are very poor,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

The board won''t spend on the football side

The restaurants and catering are their pride,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

The Wynnies are gool ol'' boys in the stands

Delighted that the board''s sitting on their hands,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

The football might be a load of p*ss

Just don''t you dare to boo and hiss,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

When Christmas comes you may not be merry

But the trout will be bladdered on the cooking sherry,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

After League One there''s League Two to come

I wonder if the manager will still be Bryan Gunn?

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

Finally it''ll be the Conference for us all

A quick whip round to buy the match ball,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

[Mello Yello 2,571]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcXVlvxJKyQ .......[:D]

[Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0]

Good one CC. 

[Crafty Canary 547]

We went for Purse and Davies but got Shacks

Such a shame we have no centre backs

Don''t worry, we have delia, be happy!

[Joanna Grey 0]

What song is that based on? I''m getting on a bit and can only think of "Don''t Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin (I think), but that can''t be that because it would not fit.

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="Fraksi"]What song is that based on? I''m getting on a bit and can only think of "Don''t Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin (I think), but that can''t be that because it would not fit.[/quote]Don''t matter if the words don''t rhyme,

don''t matter if it''s out of time,

if it''s anti-club it''ll be sublime,

So don''t worry, be happy.

[:|]

[Camuldonum 0]

[quote user="lappinitup"]

[quote user="Fraksi"]What song is that based on? I''m getting on a bit and can only think of "Don''t Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin (I think), but that can''t be that because it would not fit.[/quote]

Don''t matter if the words don''t rhyme,

don''t matter if it''s out of time,

if it''s anti-club it''ll be sublime,

So don''t worry, be happy.

[:|]

[/quote]

 

Last line doesn''t scan.  Try " just" be happy.

Of course you might be into strophic endings in which case I withdraw this post. [+o(]

Dowland was the king of strophic endings in his time, short words but extended note values.  Campion, too.  [:D]

 

[Crafty Canary 547]

[quote user="lappinitup"]

[quote user="Fraksi"]What song is that based on? I''m getting on a bit and can only think of "Don''t Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin (I think), but that can''t be that because it would not fit.[/quote]Don''t matter if the words don''t rhyme,

don''t matter if it''s out of time,

if it''s anti-club it''ll be sublime,

So don''t worry, be happy.

[:|]

[/quote]

If only I could admire those who lap up mediocrity and feel the needs to thank those kicking them in the gonads. I can''t and actually have contempt for them as they will still be ''believers'' as the administrators walk through the door.

[Joanna Grey 0]

[quote user="crafty canary"][quote user="lappinitup"]

[quote user="Fraksi"]What song is that based on? I''m getting on a bit and can only think of "Don''t Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin (I think), but that can''t be that because it would not fit.[/quote]Don''t matter if the words don''t rhyme,

don''t matter if it''s out of time,

if it''s anti-club it''ll be sublime,

So don''t worry, be happy.

[:|]

[/quote]

If only I could admire those who lap up mediocrity and feel the needs to thank those kicking them in the gonads. I can''t and actually have contempt for them as they will still be ''believers'' as the administrators walk through the door.

[/quote]

No need to get pissy because your lyrics are a bit crap.

[Crafty Canary 547]

[quote user="Fraksi"][quote user="crafty canary"][quote user="lappinitup"]

[quote user="Fraksi"]What song is that based on? I''m getting on a bit and can only think of "Don''t Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin (I think), but that can''t be that because it would not fit.[/quote]Don''t matter if the words don''t rhyme,

don''t matter if it''s out of time,

if it''s anti-club it''ll be sublime,

So don''t worry, be happy.

[:|]

[/quote]

If only I could admire those who lap up mediocrity and feel the needs to thank those kicking them in the gonads. I can''t and actually have contempt for them as they will still be ''believers'' as the administrators walk through the door.

[/quote]

No need to get pissy because your lyrics are a bit crap.

[/quote]

Fraksi and Co just love a farce

They''re so far up Delia''s arse

Don''t worry, they''ve got Delia, they''re happy!

[Joanna Grey 0]

Keep trying, you''re getting there but it''s "Don''t worry, be happy".... only four words, you''ve stuck in a few extra.  Have you actually heard the song?

[Crafty Canary 547]

Of course I have you twonk. I''ll write what I like, you don''t have to read it if it offends you so much.

[Barclay_Boy 0]

[quote user="crafty canary"]

Thanks to this board we''re heading down

But don''t you sit there wearing a frown,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

Another season, Doomcaster''s earning more

But still tries to tell us we are very poor,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

The board won''t spend on the football side

The restaurants and catering are their pride,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

The Wynnies are gool ol'' boys in the stands

Delighted that the board''s sitting on their hands,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

The football might be a load of p*ss

Just don''t you dare to boo and hiss,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

When Christmas comes you may not be merry

But the trout will be bladdered on the cooking sherry,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

After League One there''s League Two to come

I wonder if the manager will still be Bryan Gunn?

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

 

Finally it''ll be the Conference for us all

A quick whip round to buy the match ball,

Don''t worry, we have Delia, be happy!

[/quote]

fantastic effort CC, and unfortunately to close to the truth for comfort.

[Crafty Canary 547]

And THAT''S what gets up the nose of lappinitup and fraksi. They don''t like being confronted with the stark, cold realities of our situation.

When this board succeed in taking us back 50 years in our football standing I trust they will also revert to the pricing structures of half a century ago too.

[Joanna Grey 0]

[quote user="crafty canary"]Of course I have you twonk. I''ll write what I like, you don''t have to read it if it offends you so much.[/quote]

LOL, are you so feeble-minded then that you can''t come up with something that is even close? It does not offend me though, it amuses me, like watching a chimpanzee trying to ride a bike.

[Crafty Canary 547]

If it is so feeble let''s see you come up with a masterpiece then. The ''we have Delia'' phrase is a piss take at the Wynnies like you that seem to think the club are in a marvellous state and our board is doing a fantastic job. I may be a chimp but that would make you a dinosaur - of little intelligence and extinct.

[Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0]

[quote user="Mange Tout"]

[quote user="crafty canary"]Of course I have you twonk. I''ll write what I like, you don''t have to read it if it offends you so much.[/quote]

LOL, are you so feeble-minded then that you can''t come up with something that is even close? It does not offend me though, it amuses me, like watching a chimpanzee trying to ride a bike.

[/quote]

Mange Tout being the chimpanzee. LOL!

[Joanna Grey 0]

[quote user="Tangible Fixed Assets anyone"][quote user="Mange Tout"]

[quote user="crafty canary"]Of course I have you twonk. I''ll write what I like, you don''t have to read it if it offends you so much.[/quote]

LOL, are you so feeble-minded then that you can''t come up with something that is even close? It does not offend me though, it amuses me, like watching a chimpanzee trying to ride a bike.

[/quote]

Mange Tout being the chimpanzee. LOL!

[/quote]

Brilliant..... I applaud your wit, comic genius at it''s best.

[Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0]

[quote user="Mange Tout"][quote user="Tangible Fixed Assets anyone"][quote user="Mange Tout"]

[quote user="crafty canary"]Of course I have you twonk. I''ll write what I like, you don''t have to read it if it offends you so much.[/quote]

LOL, are you so feeble-minded then that you can''t come up with something that is even close? It does not offend me though, it amuses me, like watching a chimpanzee trying to ride a bike.

[/quote]

Mange Tout being the chimpanzee. LOL!

[/quote]

Brilliant..... I applaud your wit, comic genius at it''s best.

[/quote]

Thank you, small things please small minds.

[Mister Chops 7]

[quote user="crafty canary"]

And THAT''S what gets up the nose of lappinitup and fraksi. They don''t like being confronted with the stark, cold realities of our situation.

[/quote]Actually, I think they''re objecting to the fact your version of Bobby McFerrin''s "Don''t Worry Be Happy" sounds nothing like the original so it doesn''t quite work.  I''d agree, it''s pretty lame.

[Joanna Grey 0]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="crafty canary"]

And THAT''S what gets up the nose of lappinitup and fraksi. They don''t like being confronted with the stark, cold realities of our situation.

[/quote]

Actually, I think they''re objecting to the fact your version of Bobby McFerrin''s "Don''t Worry Be Happy" sounds nothing like the original so it doesn''t quite work.  I''d agree, it''s pretty lame.

[/quote]

Thank you Mister Chops. Problem is I have been on several Forums where the quality of posting is quite high; intelligent, witty and extremely funny. Seems that if you dare to criticize anything on this Forum you are branded a "Board arse-licker, etc." even though the connection is not evident. Must remember to dumb down when visiting here I suppose.

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="Mange Tout"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="crafty canary"]

And THAT''S what gets up the nose of lappinitup and fraksi. They don''t like being confronted with the stark, cold realities of our situation.

[/quote]

Actually, I think they''re objecting to the fact your version of Bobby McFerrin''s "Don''t Worry Be Happy" sounds nothing like the original so it doesn''t quite work.  I''d agree, it''s pretty lame.

[/quote]

Thank you Mister Chops. Problem is I have been on several Forums where the quality of posting is quite high; intelligent, witty and extremely funny. Seems that if you dare to criticize anything on this Forum you are branded a "Board arse-licker, etc." even though the connection is not evident. Must remember to dumb down when visiting here I suppose.

[/quote]

Not evident?

Dear oh dear.

Clue. The full album title is - Mange Tout (Dancing Around Our Handbags). By the group Blancmange.

Well, well. Slurp, slurp.

Clear now?

OTBC

 

 

[Joanna Grey 0]

[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="Mange Tout"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="crafty canary"]

And THAT''S what gets up the nose of lappinitup and fraksi. They don''t like being confronted with the stark, cold realities of our situation.

[/quote]

Actually, I think they''re objecting to the fact your version of Bobby McFerrin''s "Don''t Worry Be Happy" sounds nothing like the original so it doesn''t quite work.  I''d agree, it''s pretty lame.

[/quote]

Thank you Mister Chops. Problem is I have been on several Forums where the quality of posting is quite high; intelligent, witty and extremely funny. Seems that if you dare to criticize anything on this Forum you are branded a "Board arse-licker, etc." even though the connection is not evident. Must remember to dumb down when visiting here I suppose.

[/quote]

Not evident?

Dear oh dear.

Clue. The full album title is - Mange Tout (Dancing Around Our Handbags). By the group Blancmange.

Well, well. Slurp, slurp.

Clear now?

OTBC

 

 

[/quote]

Absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Your level of inane drivel has reached new heights. Now, go take your medication and have a little lie down.

[Crafty Canary 547]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="crafty canary"]

And THAT''S what gets up the nose of lappinitup and fraksi. They don''t like being confronted with the stark, cold realities of our situation.

[/quote]

Actually, I think they''re objecting to the fact your version of Bobby McFerrin''s "Don''t Worry Be Happy" sounds nothing like the original so it doesn''t quite work.  I''d agree, it''s pretty lame.

[/quote]

How can it sound like McFerrin''s song - this is a message board FFS. Change the beat slightly and it fits very easily.

[Crafty Canary 547]

Now finally we''re in the bottom three

The Wynnies are still filled with glee

Don''t worry, they''ve got Delia, they''re happy!   

 

I''m not alone believing our board are shyte

They alone are culpable for our plight

Do worry, we have Delia, why be happy!!!!

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="Mange Tout"][quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="Mange Tout"][quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="crafty canary"]

And THAT''S what gets up the nose of lappinitup and fraksi. They don''t like being confronted with the stark, cold realities of our situation.

[/quote]

Actually, I think they''re objecting to the fact your version of Bobby McFerrin''s "Don''t Worry Be Happy" sounds nothing like the original so it doesn''t quite work.  I''d agree, it''s pretty lame.

[/quote]

Thank you Mister Chops. Problem is I have been on several Forums where the quality of posting is quite high; intelligent, witty and extremely funny. Seems that if you dare to criticize anything on this Forum you are branded a "Board arse-licker, etc." even though the connection is not evident. Must remember to dumb down when visiting here I suppose.

[/quote]

Not evident?

Dear oh dear.

Clue. The full album title is - Mange Tout (Dancing Around Our Handbags). By the group Blancmange.

Well, well. Slurp, slurp.

Clear now?

OTBC

[/quote]

Absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Your level of inane drivel has reached new heights. Now, go take your medication and have a little lie down.

[/quote]

You really don''t get much at all do you, Delia dear. 

Muddle on.

[:|]

OTBC

[The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0]

This could be the worst thread I''ve ever read on this forum.

....and that''s saying something!

[Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0]

If City get relegated you can hum to the Status Quo tune:

Down, down, going down, down, down, going down.......

[Mister Chops 7]

[quote user="crafty canary"]

Now finally we''re in the bottom three

The Wynnies are still filled with glee

Don''t worry, they''ve got Delia, they''re happy!   

 

I''m not alone believing our board are shyte

They alone are culpable for our plight

Do worry, we have Delia, why be happy!!!!

[/quote]That''s twenty verses of yours I''ve heardIt''s time you stopped polishing that turdNo rhyme scheme.... Not funny.

[Crafty Canary 547]

Who''s holding the gun to your head forcing you to read it?

 

If you don''t like my little verse

Perhaps it''stime you called a hearse

Don''t worry, you have Delia, be happy!