barclay_canary 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Ok someone else has done the longest football names so why not have a go at the Funniest Footballer names. heres some to start off that i found.Brian PinasRazak PimpongDavid SeamanPaul DickovDanny ShittuBernt HaasJung Yoo SuckFreddy (this is his real surname)Blaszczykowski (pronounce this one!)Einer AasThomas MooneyMarcus BentOlivier De Cock M. BullockR. ScheidtC. KumD. InvincibileR. FuchsF. ArceL. Pusineri Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chewbacca 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Chavdar YankovI''ve often thought I have a chav-dar, I can spot them a mile off! I''ve defintely had a yankov or two in my time as well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berkshire Canary 12 Posted January 27, 2009 Chelsea''s Henrique Hilario - Hilario both by name and by nature!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Gurt Balls - former Danish goalkeeper (I think). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Stefan Kuntz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Deportivo Wanka [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Mi Long Nob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted January 27, 2009 Milan FukalMario TurdoLionel Messi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted January 27, 2009 something ambrosio (chelski keeper)lee gook DONGmatthew bates as a kid could be called master bates....iffy onouha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ivana_rubyatitz 6 Posted January 27, 2009 Lopez Ufarte (played for Spain in 1982 World Cup). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arthur Whittle 0 Posted January 27, 2009 The German Kuntz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted January 27, 2009 Portugal keeper - Quim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wandsworth Canary 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Willy Topp - Chilean striker at Bradford. Amazingly when he signed in Dec 2007 for £35,000 it was the first time Bradford had paid a transfer fee since 2001! Didn''t realise Roeder was manager there for 6 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted January 27, 2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argelico_Fucks100% genuine... look him up on footy managerjas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Messiah 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Glenn Roeder.Hang on, that''s not funny is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mickey phelans tash 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Ian ORMANDROYD always looked and sounded quite amusing !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zachariah Lovespoon 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Segar Bastard played for Upton Park and England at the end of the 19th century. He then became a refereeChiqui Arce Bongo Christ Have-a-Look Dube Ars Bandeet Segar Bastard Rafael Scheidt Rod Fanni Johnny Moustache David Goodwillie Danny Shittu Johan de Cock Milan Fukal Two-Boys Gladstone Gamede Wolfgang Wolf Creedence Clearwater Couto Norman Conquest Danger Fourpence Harry Daft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted January 27, 2009 I was always amused that England had Seaman in goal and Butt on defense. Bringing the ball forward, it would be Seaman up the middle for Butt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scot-e-dog 34 Posted January 27, 2009 I always thought Michael Ballack and Carsten Janker (pronounced Yanker) playing in the same German side was funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chunky Norwich 0 Posted January 27, 2009 Li Ki Bum.Mr Lovespoon, is Bongo Christ genuine? Because that''s phenomenal! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coops 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Mark Fotheringham (just because) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
