raunds canary 214 Posted January 20, 2009 Heard from a mate that works for Glaxo Smithkline Beecham that they will be unveiled as our new owners very shortly. This follows them announcing record profits on the back of a massive increase of their top product Tampax.A spokesman said " We are pleased to announce one the busiest periods ever". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Prove it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted January 20, 2009 Ann summers are creating a new line of Womens underwear and are going to call it "norwich"... its got loads of support but no cups.....jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="CT "]Prove it![/quote]read it again.. see if you can spot the punchlinejas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raunds canary 214 Posted January 20, 2009 can only prove it sadly at the relevant time of the month... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted January 20, 2009 I got it the first time.... ''prove it'' is the reaction to most rumours [:P]DW Jas I didnt believe it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="braintree canary"]Heard from a mate that works for Glaxo Smithkline Beecham that they will be unveiled as our new owners very shortly. This follows them announcing record profits on the back of a massive increase of their top product Tampax.A spokesman said " We are pleased to announce one the busiest periods ever".[/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raunds canary 214 Posted January 20, 2009 Another mate has told me a dark horse has entered the frame for the vacant managers job.... BLACK BEAUTY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
O.T.B.C 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="CT "]I got it the first time.... ''prove it'' is the reaction to most rumours [:P]DW Jas I didnt believe it![/quote]Yer right and I''m the pope.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted January 20, 2009 When I read the whole tampax and busiest periods I knew it was a wind up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LinkNR9 0 Posted January 20, 2009 I heard that our new owners are the makers of the Sheepdog Bra - rounds ''em up and points ''em in the right direction.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LinkNR9 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="CT "]When I read the whole tampax and busiest periods I knew it was a wind up[/quote]Not a lot gets past you CT, eh?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="braintree canary"]Heard from a mate that works for Glaxo Smithkline Beecham that they will be unveiled as our new owners very shortly. This follows them announcing record profits on the back of a massive increase of their top product Tampax.A spokesman said " We are pleased to announce one the busiest periods ever".[/quote]The boardroom will look nice once they''ve had the painters in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raunds canary 214 Posted January 20, 2009 Actually saw the pope a couple of years ago in poland when on a mates stag do. The sad thing was the guy that booked it didnt know the pope was visiting that weekend and that there was consequently a alcohol ban for the entire time we were there. Oh how we laughed.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Block E Buh 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="CT "]When I read the whole tampax and busiest periods I knew it was a wind up[/quote]Yeah right! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clever Farke 64 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="braintree canary"]Another mate has told me a dark horse has entered the frame for the vacant managers job.... BLACK BEAUTY![/quote]I think it was Roeder, he was a dark horse. And he smelt like one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted January 20, 2009 Can you imagine every third game of the month trying to get them to decide on what kit to wear!They might even not let the team play at all so there!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="braintree canary"]Actually saw the pope a couple of years ago in poland when on a mates stag do. The sad thing was the guy that booked it didnt know the pope was visiting that weekend and that there was consequently a alcohol ban for the entire time we were there. Oh how we laughed....[/quote]got arrested in poland :)i got drunk, made a mitre hat, and walked around town...night in a polish cell is NOT fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,498 Posted January 20, 2009 [quote user="jas the barclay king"]Ann summers are creating a new line of Womens underwear and are going to call it "norwich"... its got loads of support but no cups.....jas :)[/quote]In an ideal world, of course, it would be called "korwich" (pace Alan Bennett). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted January 21, 2009 [quote user="braintree canary"]Heard from a mate that works for Glaxo Smithkline Beecham that they will be unveiled as our new owners very shortly. This follows them announcing record profits on the back of a massive increase of their top product Tampax.A spokesman said " We are pleased to announce one the busiest periods ever".[/quote] Procter & Gamble own Tampax.Although marketed as Ladysan in South American countries.Details, details...............[:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted January 21, 2009 I made a faux pas in class last week which I quickly recovered from before anyone could snicker to alert the rest of the class.Talking about why Napoleon took away freedom of the press, I said he had done so because he didn''t want anyone stirring the pot because "France was recovering from a particularly nasty, bloody period....". As the last word was being said, I realized what I was saying and quickly continued on with, "...of time in which many people had died." [:S]Back on topic, we don''t want a manager with a Napoleon complex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted January 21, 2009 [quote user="Camuldonum"][quote user="braintree canary"] Heard from a mate that works for Glaxo Smithkline Beecham that they will be unveiled as our new owners very shortly. This follows them announcing record profits on the back of a massive increase of their top product Tampax.A spokesman said " We are pleased to announce one the busiest periods ever".[/quote] Procter & Gamble own Tampax.Although marketed as Ladysan in South American countries.Details, details...............[:|][/quote]Thanks Cam, just read this thread and was surprised that no one had noticed that small detail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
