Yellowfuture 71 Posted January 15, 2009 I presume there will be some sort of selection process to decide on our new manager, I hope it doesnt take as long as the last one did. I just wonder how the interview is structured and do they have to ask all the candidates the same questions. I remember Mumby saying after Grant was appointed that he had given really good answers to the panel, to that I would say "so what" It cleartly didnt get us a good manager, presumably the interview panel would say the same about Rodent. The main driver in all this is bound to be cost, as it always is, so does it really matter what they say at interview or is the final question about salary the only one that really effects the decision.What difference does it make if an applicant gives a good interview, surely track record is the key to appointing a manager. It`s this sort of lack of football nounce that has served us badly over recent years, lets hope they chose the right manager for the right footballing reasons this time. Nieve I know but there you are.What questions do you think candidates will be asked, one of the first ones I would want to know is "why were you sacked from your last job"? I guess the first one Doncaster will ask is, "can you save us from relegation and get us promoted without spending any money?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delia, When Do I Start?? 0 Posted January 15, 2009 doncaster "hello ______________"__________"hi"doncaster" I have a few questions lines up for you they are-are you better than roeder-can you save us from relegation-what can you do with no money!"__________replies with"-yes of course-sure-i can bring he kids through" doncaster " well you''re hired" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted January 15, 2009 Have you proof of of sanity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Road to Nowhere 0 Posted January 15, 2009 ''Contrary to the last manager, do you have any interpersonal/motivational skills whatsoever?'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted January 15, 2009 doomcaster Q: do you know anything about football?applicant A: yesdoomcaster you,re hired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0 Posted January 15, 2009 Heres some questions for a starter:1. Are you prepared to sit there like a mushroom while we give you no transfer kitty?2. Can you insult the customers (oops fans)?3. Could you ensure that we are no where near the playoffs?4. How good are you at bull*?5. Can you say ''Have a nice day!''? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted January 15, 2009 doomcaster Q: do you know anything about football?applicant A: nodoomcaster: will you spend our money?applicant: nodoomcaster you,re hired Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0 Posted January 15, 2009 [quote user="city-till-i-die"]doomcaster Q: do you know anything about football?applicant A: yesdoomcaster you,re hired[/quote]No youre not, try Warnock! We cant have a winner here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowfuture 71 Posted January 15, 2009 Doncaster.... "before we start can you lend us a few quid "? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted January 15, 2009 [quote user="wolfie"]Doncaster.... "before we start can you lend us a few quid "?[/quote]lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tribes 0 Posted January 15, 2009 Hope there is no interview process. Just identify the man they want and appoint him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
astrodyne 0 Posted January 15, 2009 Doncaster - ''Ok, what can you bring to the club besides money and your own packed lunch?'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norma Stick 0 Posted January 15, 2009 What about :Has Fotheringham got any pics of you in an uncompromising position with cattle, as we think that this was the only reason for the previous encumbant to continually play this idiot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salopian 1 Posted January 15, 2009 How much money could you personally put into our transfer kitty?Are you prepared to do what the crowd wants, rather than what you want?Would you say that you are a man, sorry person, of prejudices?How well do you get on with referees?(There could be many more!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
astrodyne 0 Posted January 15, 2009 [quote user="Dean Coneys Arse"]What about :Has Fotheringham got any pics of you in an uncompromising position with cattle, as we think that this was the only reason for the previous encumbant to continually play this idiot?[/quote]LOL[:D][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gentleman Jim 0 Posted January 15, 2009 I hope it doesn''t come to interviews, all we get from them is good interviewees that are useless managers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaiman 0 Posted January 15, 2009 [quote user="Dean Coneys Arse"] What about :Has Fotheringham got any pics of you in an uncompromising position with cattle, as we think that this was the only reason for the previous encumbant to continually play this idiot?[/quote]hahaha brilliant! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0 Posted January 15, 2009 Do you know what a striker looks like? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowfuture 71 Posted January 16, 2009 "Well Mr Ince, why on earth should we choose you when that lovely Nigel lives nearby?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted January 16, 2009 Do you have Darren Huckerbys telephone number? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beaker 0 Posted January 16, 2009 How big is your carbon footprint?Can you please give a rendition of Cameo''s Word Up in the style of the singing postman whilst drowning in the river yare?Are you willing to polish Gary Doc''s head on a twice weekly basis?Will you be prepared to have fat man Gunn lingering round like bad smell?and finally. ...does Carl Cort look like a poor and shabby Kris Akabusi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky green trainers 0 Posted January 16, 2009 can you do the job with **** all money... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
......and Smith must score. 1,341 Posted January 16, 2009 Why the hell do you want to come here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Lamberts Disciple 0 Posted January 16, 2009 "Starting salary is 3 nights with Delia a month. No, pervert! I mean her new cookery class. OK?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted January 16, 2009 Are you prepared to dedicate a considerable amount of time to scouting for players in Asda? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted January 16, 2009 In which country is the French town Dieppe?Who wrote the Taming of The Shrew by William Shakespeare?On which river does Stoke-on-Trent lie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canary Pirate 0 Posted January 16, 2009 Have you ever won a sack race ? If not, nows your chance ![:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GemmaNorwich 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Do you like Girls Aloud? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted January 17, 2009 have you ever bought 1 of delia,s cook books? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
venta icenorum 0 Posted January 17, 2009 Q. What''s the difference between a girder and a joist?A. Goethe wrote ''Faust'' and Joyce wrote ''Ulysses''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites