Account Closed 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Lame corny headlines are a speciality for our local press.So any ideas please for the Christmas period to help supporters celebrate or lament the results.A challenge for anyone to suggest even more corny headlines than these.Preffered:Canaries Carl Cort Causes Crystals Christmas Crashor hopefully not,Canaries Christmas Crystal Choking CatastrophyWinner receives 3 points and runner up 3 pints Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Account Closed 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Winner receives 3 points and runner up 3 pints All entrants learn how to spell ''preferred'' the English way and ''Preffered'' the Colloquial Transylvanian way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted December 26, 2008 Kuqi Koo Lullabye At Palace!Palace all Lita Up!!Bell''s Ringin At Palace!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crafty Canary 495 Posted December 26, 2008 Palace Turkeys Stuffed At Christmas!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robert Ketts Yellow Army 15 Posted December 26, 2008 Poor Norwich rue missed chances Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conker 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Ho Ho Ho,Norwich performance laughable Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Voice Of Reason 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Turkey? Canaries roasted at this Palace!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,278 Posted December 26, 2008 "Delia''s Dour Canaries - Clobbered By Kuqi Boy!""Canaries Gassed by Warnock''s Wind!""Flappin'' Canaries plucked and pointless!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 26, 2008 Archant learning to spell Elliot Omozusi correctly would be a start... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted December 26, 2008 [quote user="PBTC"]Archant learning to spell Elliot Omozusi correctly would be a start...[/quote]Ditto (you need another ''t'' in his first name) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 26, 2008 That''s what I meant, only has one ''t'' far as I know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted December 26, 2008 [quote user="PBTC"]That''s what I meant, only has one ''t'' far as I know...[/quote]Nope, definitely two - the boy told both us and the club himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 26, 2008 Fair enough and in that case I apologise. Seen it spelt with the one ''t'' on the official site, Wikipedia etc and assumed that was the right way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Account Closed 0 Posted December 26, 2008 Palace Plundered1-1 So far Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted December 26, 2008 "ho ho Doh!" would be apt i think.jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwoSheds 0 Posted December 26, 2008 '' Useless twats lose again!'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
