Man U away

[Greeno For England! 0]

Just seen this on the BBC website,

''Manchester United striker Ruud van Nistelrooy will miss the start of the season because of a hernia.''

''Van Nistelrooy will miss Sunday''s Community Shield, the trip to Stamford Bridge to face Chelsea on 15 August, the home game with Norwich on 21 August and the Champions League third qualifying round at home to Dinamo Bucharest three days later.''

This must be good news for us?

Coupled with the fact that Ronaldo is at the olympics along with their new signing Hinze.

Although this is all irrellevant as we are going to beat them anyway!

Any news on the signing this morning?

[Being Jan Kristiansen... 0]

Half of the Newcastles team has got some sort of disease, Arsnal have injury and team spirit problems, Place can only sign unknown eastern europeans.

Is some one dabbeling in a bit of black magic on our behalf???

[Temp the Revelator 0]

I smell the influence of our friend 1st Wizard........

[Hcuk 0]

Yeah! It''s the Wiz!

[Dirty Lyle 0]

Wiz''s power is growing. Note the electrical storms over Old Trafford last night stopping the Vodaphone Cup. After the storm it was announced RvN was injured. Wiz is now using the weather to transmit his spells!

Glad he''s on our side.

Keep up the good work Wiz

[machoman 0]

Yes lucky us. Just think - the Wiz now only has to put curses on Giggs, Scholes, Saha, Smith, Pires, Reyes, van Persie, Henry, Kluivert, Shearer and the rest to stop them scoring - hope your magic is in good supply. BTW RvN got married last month - injury co-incidence???

[blacko 0]

Heard on the radio a few minutes ago that they have 7 players either on Olympic duty or injured/suspended