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So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment?  To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance.  They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull?  OR vice-versa?

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lol, that''s a much better way than i''ve tried when i explain about having numerous 2nd teams i prefer over others, my friends think i''m talkin rubbish when i claim Harrogate Town, Milan, Celtic and Arsenal are my said ''2nd teams''

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Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available!

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Snap Jimmy - although mine are all in Scotland and number a grand total of five ''2nd teams''. I obviously need medication but can''t be trusted with bottles....let alone open them.....

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[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available!
[/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

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[quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.

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[quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available!
[/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]
Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.
[/quote]

 

Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier!

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[quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote]

 

Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier!

[/quote]I reckon Bertrand is secretly a bit of a go-er.

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[quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote]

 

Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier!

[/quote]I reckon Bertrand is secretly a bit of a go-er.[/quote]dirty berty!

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[quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote]

 

Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier!

[/quote]yeah - and hung like a donkey!!! sorry - couldn''t resist it... where''s beaker when you need him???

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment?  To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance.  They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull?  OR vice-versa?

[/quote]back ot - no, and no choppo!!!

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[quote user="lucky green trainers"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available!
[/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]
Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.
[/quote]

 

Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier!

[/quote]

yeah - and hung like a donkey!!! sorry - couldn''t resist it... where''s beaker when you need him???
[/quote]

 

Yeah, too good to miss![:D][Y]

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[quote user="king canary"]I remember an ex of mine had a thing for Thomas Helveg. Weird girl.[/quote]when i was mascot at fulham...(yes i was the jinx)thomas helveg had terry postle, graham stuart and simon charlton all standing over him (execpt simon!) watching him pee.obviously had some talent.

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[quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available!
[/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]
Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.
[/quote]

 

Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier!

[/quote]

I don''t know about dirtier, but you''d probably get a good hug from him at least!

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[quote user="jay kay"][quote user="king canary"]I remember an ex of mine had a thing for Thomas Helveg. Weird girl.[/quote]when i was mascot at fulham...(yes i was the jinx)thomas helveg had terry postle, graham stuart and simon charlton all standing over him (execpt simon!) watching him pee.obviously had some talent.[/quote]Bet he wasn''t a patch on Dion. Alex Fergurson described it as ''magnificent.''

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[quote user="Bigmarkcanary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote]

 

Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(]

[/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote]

 

Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier!

[/quote]

I don''t know about dirtier, but you''d probably get a good hug from him at least!

[/quote]He might spoon.

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[quote user="king canary"][quote user="jay kay"][quote user="king canary"]I remember an ex of mine had a thing for Thomas Helveg. Weird girl.[/quote]when i was mascot at fulham...(yes i was the jinx)thomas helveg had terry postle, graham stuart and simon charlton all standing over him (execpt simon!) watching him pee.obviously had some talent.[/quote]Bet he wasn''t a patch on Dion. Alex Fergurson described it as ''magnificent.''[/quote]he signed him for his great ball control obviously

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment?  To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?

I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance.  They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull?  OR vice-versa?



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You might give me a slap here, Mr Chops, cos mine is Arsenal and it actually goes back to the days when they had the recently departed Alan Ball playing for them. It was the first game I was ever saw on Match of the Day, I was really young and staying up beyond ten o''clock was such a BIG thing for me.

Anyway, he had those infamous white boots on and there was this little player running the whole show in midfield. I honestly can''t remember who they were playing or the score, but they won and from that day on he was my first footballing hero and I always keep an eye on their results.

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment?  To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?

I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance.  They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull?  OR vice-versa?



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some people describe it like having sex with an 80 yr old, you know where it is, you just don''t want to go there

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment?  To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?

I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance.  They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull?  OR vice-versa?



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That''s why I''m having an affair with Ebbsfleet United - it''s like having a bit of rough on the side that''s open to all possibilities!

[:D]

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment?  To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance.  They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull?  OR vice-versa?

[/quote]

That''s why I''m having an affair with Ebbsfleet United - it''s like having a bit of rough on the side that''s open to all possibilities!

[:D]

[/quote]That''s why I''m thinking about giving Hull City a go... dirty northerners, willing to give it a go.

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[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Lord Horn"]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment?  To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?

I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance.  They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull?  OR vice-versa?



[/quote]

That''s why I''m having an affair with Ebbsfleet United - it''s like having a bit of rough on the side that''s open to all possibilities!

[:D]

[/quote]

dirty northerners

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How about Wigan...I bet they''re filthy!

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]

That''s why I''m thinking about giving Hull City a go... dirty northerners, willing to give it a go.

[/quote]

Glory Hunter !

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