Mister Chops 7 Posted December 18, 2008 So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment? To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance. They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull? OR vice-versa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tetteys Jig 830 Posted December 18, 2008 lol, that''s a much better way than i''ve tried when i explain about having numerous 2nd teams i prefer over others, my friends think i''m talkin rubbish when i claim Harrogate Town, Milan, Celtic and Arsenal are my said ''2nd teams'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,578 Posted December 18, 2008 Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
astrodyne 0 Posted December 18, 2008 Snap Jimmy - although mine are all in Scotland and number a grand total of five ''2nd teams''. I obviously need medication but can''t be trusted with bottles....let alone open them..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,578 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote] Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,578 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote] Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier![/quote]I reckon Bertrand is secretly a bit of a go-er. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote] Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier![/quote]I reckon Bertrand is secretly a bit of a go-er.[/quote]dirty berty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky green trainers 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote] Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier![/quote]yeah - and hung like a donkey!!! sorry - couldn''t resist it... where''s beaker when you need him??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lucky green trainers 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment? To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance. They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull? OR vice-versa?[/quote]back ot - no, and no choppo!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="lucky green trainers"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"] [quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote] Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier![/quote]yeah - and hung like a donkey!!! sorry - couldn''t resist it... where''s beaker when you need him???[/quote] Yeah, too good to miss![:D][Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,578 Posted December 18, 2008 I remember an ex of mine had a thing for Thomas Helveg. Weird girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="king canary"]I remember an ex of mine had a thing for Thomas Helveg. Weird girl.[/quote]when i was mascot at fulham...(yes i was the jinx)thomas helveg had terry postle, graham stuart and simon charlton all standing over him (execpt simon!) watching him pee.obviously had some talent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bigmarkcanary 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"] [quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote] Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier![/quote]I don''t know about dirtier, but you''d probably get a good hug from him at least! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,578 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="jay kay"][quote user="king canary"]I remember an ex of mine had a thing for Thomas Helveg. Weird girl.[/quote]when i was mascot at fulham...(yes i was the jinx)thomas helveg had terry postle, graham stuart and simon charlton all standing over him (execpt simon!) watching him pee.obviously had some talent.[/quote]Bet he wasn''t a patch on Dion. Alex Fergurson described it as ''magnificent.'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
king canary 7,578 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="Bigmarkcanary"][quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="king canary"][quote user="Beauseant"] [quote user="king canary"]Watching football out here feels a bit illicit like watching porn or something. I have to stream it illegally off the internet and cos its 10am I have to beware not to wake up the roommate. So my illicit encounters are just with who evers available![/quote] Oh God, now I''m stuck with a mental image of you banging one off while moaning "yeah, do it for me Doc"!!![+o(][/quote]Its gone down hill since Steff got injured, now there is a real man.[/quote] Yeah, but I reckon Doc is inherently dirtier![/quote]I don''t know about dirtier, but you''d probably get a good hug from him at least![/quote]He might spoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted December 18, 2008 [quote user="king canary"][quote user="jay kay"][quote user="king canary"]I remember an ex of mine had a thing for Thomas Helveg. Weird girl.[/quote]when i was mascot at fulham...(yes i was the jinx)thomas helveg had terry postle, graham stuart and simon charlton all standing over him (execpt simon!) watching him pee.obviously had some talent.[/quote]Bet he wasn''t a patch on Dion. Alex Fergurson described it as ''magnificent.''[/quote]he signed him for his great ball control obviously Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,280 Posted December 18, 2008 More of a ''mistrust'' football club.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMF 736 Posted December 19, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment? To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance. They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull? OR vice-versa?[/quote]You might give me a slap here, Mr Chops, cos mine is Arsenal and it actually goes back to the days when they had the recently departed Alan Ball playing for them. It was the first game I was ever saw on Match of the Day, I was really young and staying up beyond ten o''clock was such a BIG thing for me. Anyway, he had those infamous white boots on and there was this little player running the whole show in midfield. I honestly can''t remember who they were playing or the score, but they won and from that day on he was my first footballing hero and I always keep an eye on their results. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted December 19, 2008 Everton for me. Has been since Dave Watson moved there....The other team I always used to look out for was Boston United, f*** knows why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted December 19, 2008 my second team is torquay, im such a glory hunter hahai also look at lutons results now as i feel they have been wronged by the FA and they should come back from it, especially if leeds can! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pete_norw 0 Posted December 19, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment? To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance. They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull? OR vice-versa?[/quote]some people describe it like having sex with an 80 yr old, you know where it is, you just don''t want to go there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted December 19, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment? To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance. They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull? OR vice-versa?[/quote]That''s why I''m having an affair with Ebbsfleet United - it''s like having a bit of rough on the side that''s open to all possibilities![:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 19, 2008 [quote user="Lord Horn"][quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment? To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance. They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull? OR vice-versa?[/quote]That''s why I''m having an affair with Ebbsfleet United - it''s like having a bit of rough on the side that''s open to all possibilities![:D][/quote]That''s why I''m thinking about giving Hull City a go... dirty northerners, willing to give it a go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted December 19, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Lord Horn"][quote user="Mister Chops"]So if Norwich City are the equivalent of your wife... you find she''s got a bit predictable, lacks excitement, and occasionally embarrasses you in public, making you depressed for days afterwards... is it okay to have the equivalent of a "mistress" club for the occasional 90 minutes of excitement here and there without any long-term commitment? To remind you why you love the beautiful game, if nothing else?I''m not talking about Chelsea or Man Utd... teams more like Hull City for instance. They like to give it a good go - never dull there at the moment. And is it cheating if you''re thinking about Norwich City while watching Hull? OR vice-versa?[/quote]That''s why I''m having an affair with Ebbsfleet United - it''s like having a bit of rough on the side that''s open to all possibilities![:D][/quote]dirty northerners[/quote] How about Wigan...I bet they''re filthy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted December 19, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"]That''s why I''m thinking about giving Hull City a go... dirty northerners, willing to give it a go.[/quote]Glory Hunter ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites