CORT Headlines

[YankeeCanary 0]

• When scoring a winner - It''s a Cort decision
• When putting on too much weight - Cort snacking on Smith''s chips
• Upon being selected when out of form - Roeder surprisingly goes to Cort
• When Christmas party gets out of hand - Cort Mummy Kissing Santa Claus 

Any others?

[Lord Flashheart 0]

When having an affair with Matty - Pattison in Cort againIt''s childish I know. [:P]

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="Lord Flashheart"]When having an affair with Matty - Pattison in Cort again

It''s childish I know. [:P]
[/quote]

 

Taxi forFlash!

[Lord Flashheart 0]

[quote user="Beauseant"]

Taxi forFlash!

[/quote]As long as Pattison''s not driving it. [;)]

[Captain Holt 580]

If he misses a sitter...Cort with his trousers down

[Messiah 0]

• When he''s offside - Cort in a trap
• When he gets his bits stuck in his zip - Cort by the fuzz.

boom-boom

[Lord Flashheart 0]

[quote user="Messiah"]

• When he''s offside - Cort in a trap

[/quote]Surely ''Carl Caught Offside'' would be better? [:D]

[Bovril 264]

(Pre-match) ''Roeder rules in favour of Cort as he looks to find the cure''

[AndyJR 0]

Cort''s miss was criminal?

[Evil Monkey 52]

(Upon losing an appeal for a red card for the striker)"Roeder ordered to pay Cort costs"

[AndyJR 0]

"The Norwich striker was Cort off the ball"  (Getting worse)  [:D]

[Evil Monkey 52]

(Upon being the victim of a drug raid) - "Cort in posession"

[Heffers Canary 0]

now that he''s here after all the years being stuck in asda..... order in cort

 

i''ll get my coat...

[JohnoBono 0]

Roeders Cort Jester!

Hope the jokes not on either of them!

[JohnoBono 0]

Roeders Day in Cort!

When that crunch match finally comes round.

[Guest]

When scoring a late winner in a game we have dominated...Cort of Justice

[Messiah 0]

[quote user="Lord Flashheart"][quote user="Messiah"]

• When he''s offside - Cort in a trap

[/quote]Surely ''Carl Caught Offside'' would be better? [:D][/quote]

Not if you like Elvis! [:P]

[Hooleyfan 0]

When providing an ''assist'' in a goal...Cort in the act

[Hooleyfan 0]

I''m on a roll here...When confident that he has put his injuries well behind him...  "Cort Knee Love"

[Stone Cold 0]

On having a red card recinded " Cort of appeal "

[lucky green trainers 0]

or if CC scores via a mazzadonna ''hand of god'' or likewise haynes ''hand of ****'' but unlike these two incidents the offence is spotted...''cort red handed...''

[Icecream Snow 777]

More like CORT OUT FOR SEASON

[lucky green trainers 0]

6ft 4in CC jumps over cross bar in celebration of a hatrick - 3 games running...its the ''high cort...''

[lucky green trainers 0]

or CC buys into the floating restaurant at riverside, only tragically, the ship becomes untethered in a storm and crashes into some gabions downstream before sinking...city''s cort ship hits the rocks...

[Graham Humphrey 13]

Quiet night LGT? [;)]

[Mello Yello 2,572]

The Drury''s out for the Cort Marshall, and he is Clingan on for a Lita sentence.....

[lucky green trainers 0]

[quote user="Graham Humphrey"]Quiet night LGT? [;)][/quote]lol GH - watching the chelsea match while eyeing the laptop...where''s mello or the cort choppula when you need some witty play on words???

[lucky green trainers 0]

[quote user="Mello Yello"]The Drury''s out for the Cort Marshall, and he is Clingan on for a Lita sentence.....[/quote]spooky mells - just talking bout yah!!! [:D]

[CanaryRyan 0]

Cort napping in the box

[Harleston Canary 0]

Standing in a photo between Stefanovic and Clingan:

Cort between a rock and a hard place.

mmm...