I'm Bly's wife and....

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

....... I''ve nipped onto his computer whilst he''s out for a while!!!!![:)]

Hi guys.

Bump. I think what follows is rather poignant, don''t you? Bump.

My husband is a real romantic at heart. [A]

ron obvious wrote: So, BBB, assuming  Delia had accepted Mr.Cullum''s kind offer, how would you have expected things to progress? In 21 steps, Ronny. Bleedin'' obvious really: 1.   PC majority shareholder, ultimate control. 2.   Delia made President for life. MWJ told to shut up. 3.   Duncan Forbes brought onto NCFC board and made Chairman. Dave Stringer brought onto board, made Vice-Chairman and appointed board liaison with the football manager. 4.  Cityangel invited on board and put in charge of fan relations. 5.  Roeders personality reviewed. Roeder fired. 6.  PC announces 20 million injection per year for five years with objectives of promotion by Year 2 and successive top 10 prem finishes by years 4 and 5. 7. PC tells Duncan and Dave (DD) to get in one of Keegan, Ince, Keane (Roy) or O''Neill to achieve objectives at 6. above. 8. Delia convinces Norfolk County Council to fund a new 40,000 seater stadium on City outskirts and NCFC  sign 99 year lease agreement. Carrow Road is sold to visionary entrepreneure for post-recession yuppie development - PC, DWJ and MWJ share up lovely lolly and live happily together ever after.  9. PC orders abolition of season tickets - NCFC must earn their way match by match. Record crowds result. PC announces new agreement with  NCC for stadium expansion to 50,000 - and selection of the Delia Smith Community Stadium as a venue for World Cup 2018. 10. We finish 6th in Year 4 and qualify for UEFA Cup. 11. PC commissions a bronze statue of Kevin Keelan flying through the air fitted on the outer wall of the new, award-winning main SouthWatlingChaseSmith stand. 12. PC demands performance. No gallant failures. We amaze the soccer world again by finishing 4th in Year 5 and gaining entry to the Champions League. Nothing but nothing beats the ecstasy of the underdog victorious. 13. KeeganInceKeaneO''Neill is honoured by King Charles 111, and Delia is formally forgiven for once wearing an Ipswich scarf. 14.  Smudger lived happily ever after'' 17. Cluck smiled, indulgently. 18. Cityangel and Hucks........................ 19. Chopsy''s musical ''The ballad of PC and the cook'' opens in the West End after a record run at the Theatre Royal. 20.  PC and Delia hug. Mission accomplished. 21. And we all lived happily ever after. OK Ronnie? Ronnie!!!!!! One love. To the world! OTBC [:D] There now guys. Enjoy the dream? On the ball, Cityyyyyyyy!!!! Bye , I''m off for now, I hear his X-Trail outside (It''s green [:)], Got to hurry. Bye. Sgnd. Mrs Bly (I like sitting at the back of the lower Barclay when I come. One of Jamies shots nearly hit me in the face last time I was there though!!)

 

 

 

 

[SitTee 0]

haha hello mrs bly!

[blahblahblah 2]

awwww he''s pretending to have a wife now - how sweet.

[macdougalls perm 0]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]awwww he''s pretending to have a wife now - how sweet.[/quote]

[:D][:D]

[we8wba 0]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss your wife

and billy bunter wasnt me! nope nope! it was my auntie who created the profile when i was having a dump

[Thecanaryfan 0]

Is it true that Bly is a man whore like everybody claims? Oops

[lappinitup 629]

Sgnd. Mrs Bly (I like sitting at the back of the lower Barclay when I come).

Hahahahahaha! Whatever turns you on! lol. [:S] [:D]

[nutty nigel 7,902]

Sitting at the back of the Lower Barclay she sure as hell couldn''t be watching football Lapp! [;)]

 

[Syteanric 1]

[quote user="lappinitup"]

Sgnd. Mrs Bly (I like sitting at the back of the lower Barclay when I come).

Hahahahahaha! Whatever turns you on! lol. [:S] [:D]

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beat me to it Lap! Great minds think alike... and fools Seldom Differ :|

jas :)

[YankeeCanary 0]

Sounds wonderful Bly until.....

Point 22. King Charles 111, because of his new self-proclaimed stature of providing guidance for the common folk, along with his Sandringham influence that he requires in all things Norfolk, screws up the works and Norwich are relegated in tatters to the fourth level. Cluck, ably supported by Potless Percy and Mr. Carrow, calls for elimination of the Monarchy.

[gazzathegreat 0]

No one sits at the back of the Lower B Nutty, except for you on your fence....opps!

[gazzathegreat 0]

Mrs Bly, lovely to meet you at last, do you need a good divorce lawyer? I understand you can cite the excessive use of messageboards as a reason to part now.....lol

[First Wazzock 1,013]

Well hello Mrs Bly, Mrs Wazzock here. If you are in the vicinity why not drop in for a glass or two of vino and we can get away from all that testosterone fuelled football, and talk about things we ladies enjoy, like, 200 things you can do with Arrdee''s sausages.

[Show Me What You Gooot! 0]

What are you wearing right now...?[H]

[DDD In The Fine City 1]

Tell your husband he''s a llama

[Mello Yello 2,572]

Would that be the Delia Llama, good friend of Rhino Neal?

[nutty nigel 7,902]

[quote user="gazzathegreat"]No one sits at the back of the Lower B Nutty, except for you on your fence....opps![/quote]

That was my point Gazza. [8-)]

And my fence? I was only ever on the fence about whether Cullum made an offer or not. On most other things I am a lot more off the fence than most around here. And MY grass is always greener than the other side of the street, especially the lawns that I can''t even see. [;)]

 

 

[gazzathegreat 0]

Ah of course Nutty, lol. Lawns, we won''t see them again in a hurry. More like the ploughed up fields of League One.

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

[quote user="gazzathegreat"]No one sits at the back of the Lower B Nutty, except for you on your fence....opps![/quote]

That was my point Gazza. [8-)]

And my fence? I was only ever on the fence about whether Cullum made an offer or not. On most other things I am a lot more off the fence than most around here. And MY grass is always greener than the other side of the street, especially the lawns that I can''t even see. [;)]

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You must be that nice man I poked in the bottom at the back of the lower Barclay when he wouldn''t sit down last time I was there. You look just like your avatar - nigel is it? Yes, very nice picture.

But Bly says you''re on the wrong side of that fence. Is that right?

Must be off. Bye guys.

Sgd. Mrs Bly

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

[quote user="gazzathegreat"]No one sits at the back of the Lower B Nutty, except for you on your fence....opps![/quote]

That was my point Gazza. [8-)]

And my fence? I was only ever on the fence about whether Cullum made an offer or not. On most other things I am a lot more off the fence than most around here. And MY grass is always greener than the other side of the street, especially the lawns that I can''t even see. [;)]

[/quote]

You must be that nice man I poked in the bottom at the back of the lower Barclay when he wouldn''t sit down last time I was there. You look just like your avatar - nigel is it? Yes, very nice picture.

But Bly says you''re on the wrong side of that fence. Is that right?

Must be off. Bye guys.

Sgd. Mrs Bly

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="nutty nigel"]

[quote user="gazzathegreat"]No one sits at the back of the Lower B Nutty, except for you on your fence....opps![/quote]

That was my point Gazza. [8-)]

And my fence? I was only ever on the fence about whether Cullum made an offer or not. On most other things I am a lot more off the fence than most around here. And MY grass is always greener than the other side of the street, especially the lawns that I can''t even see. [;)]

[/quote]

You must be that nice man I poked in the bottom at the back of the lower Barclay when he wouldn''t sit down last time I was there. You look just like your avatar - nigel is it? Yes, very nice picture.

But Bly says you''re on the wrong side of that fence. Is that right?

Must be off. Bye guys.

Sgd. Mrs Bly

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="macdougalls perm"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]awwww he''s pretending to have a wife now - how sweet.[/quote]

[:D][:D]

[/quote]

Yes blah I''m 25,  Bly''s second wife and sweet as cotton candy.

And you macd, don''t be a big dick - I prefer clever dicks. Now, my Bly he''s clever....... but that''s another story.

Naughty boys.

Must go now. Bye.

Sgd. Mrs Bly

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="kiwiNCFC"]haha hello mrs bly!
[/quote]

Hi there kiwi. Bet you''re a sweetie.

Oh dear Bly''s woken up and calling me. Wants a cup of tea.

Got to run. We''ll talk again.

Bye now, kiwi

Sgd. Mrs Bly

 

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="lappinitup"]

Sgnd. Mrs Bly (I like sitting at the back of the lower Barclay when I come).

Hahahahahaha! Whatever turns you on! lol. [:S] [:D]

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It beats standing.

But then maybe you''ve never had the experience?

Bye now Lappy. Bly''s woken up and calling - and he''s such a sexy man. Got to hurry.

Bet you''re really a sweetie just like me. Later. 

Sgd. Mrs Bly

 

 

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="gazzathegreat"]Mrs Bly, lovely to meet you at last, do you need a good divorce lawyer? I understand you can cite the excessive use of messageboards as a reason to part now.....lol[/quote]

Pleased to meet you too Ms Gazza. No, I won''t divorce my Bly so you can have him. Anyway the two of you would never come; what with all the time you both spend on this messageboard. Best leave well alone luv.............and my Bly, he''s well- oh, yes he''s well!!!!!!!!!

By the way, are you one of us who sits at the back of the lower Barclay when we come?

Bye now. Got to go so I''m there for him when he wakes up............

Sgd. Mrs Bly 

 

[Dions Lightsaber 0]

This is all getting a bit weird...[+o(]

[we8wba 0]

[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="macdougalls perm"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]awwww he''s pretending to have a wife now - how sweet.[/quote]

[:D][:D]

[/quote]

Yes blah I''m 25,  Bly''s second wife and sweet as cotton candy.

And you macd, don''t be a big dick - I prefer clever dicks. Now, my Bly he''s clever....... but that''s another story.

Naughty boys.

Must go now. Bye.

Sgd. Mrs Bly

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we all know blybly has small package then

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"]

[quote user="kiwiNCFC"]haha hello mrs bly!
[/quote]

Hi there kiwi. Bet you''re a sweetie.

Oh dear Bly''s woken up and calling me. Wants a cup of tea.

Got to run. We''ll talk again.

Bye now, kiwi

Sgd. Mrs Bly

 

[/quote]

Erm can''t he make his own tea then?

Oh and hello, welcome to the pink-un[:)]

[Beauseant 0]

I''ve never actually seen someone have a nervous breakdown on a message board before.Sad.

[First Wazzock 1,013]

[quote user="BlyBlyBabes"][quote user="macdougalls perm"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]awwww he''s pretending to have a wife now - how sweet.[/quote]

[:D][:D]

[/quote]

Yes blah I''m 25,  Bly''s second wife and sweet as cotton candy.

And you macd, don''t be a big dick - I prefer clever dicks. Now, my Bly he''s clever....... but that''s another story.

Naughty boys.

Must go now. Bye.

Sgd. Mrs Bly

[/quote]

I think the phrase buying a bike for someone else to ride comes to mind [W]