First Wizard 0 Posted October 28, 2008 I had to, as my balls (crystal) had to be rebored this week!. So no prediction I''m afraid. The virgin seems reliable, if not a bit ropey around the edges, but the Hex should be okay. The big plus was the fresh supply of squirrels squashed testicles (that''ll keep him out of my conifers!) so essential to this form of Hex.They won''t know what hit em''. [;)]No virgin was permantly harmed in this spell cast, although the squirrel was a bit pis**d off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"]I had to, as my balls (crystal) had to be rebored this week!. So no prediction I''m afraid. The virgin seems reliable, if not a bit ropey around the edges, but the Hex should be okay. The big plus was the fresh supply of squirrels squashed testicles (that''ll keep him out of my conifers!) so essential to this form of Hex.They won''t know what hit em''. [;)]No virgin was permantly harmed in this spell cast, although the squirrel was a bit pis**d off! [/quote]Only hope the squirrels were grey and the virgin was red not the other way round.Or your hex ends a total crystal B***s up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
barclay_troy 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"]I had to, as my balls (crystal) had to be rebored this week!. So no prediction I''m afraid. The virgin seems reliable, if not a bit ropey around the edges, but the Hex should be okay. The big plus was the fresh supply of squirrels squashed testicles (that''ll keep him out of my conifers!) so essential to this form of Hex.They won''t know what hit em''. [;)]No virgin was permantly harmed in this spell cast, although the squirrel was a bit pis**d off! [/quote]Ive got two squirrels in our Oak tree laughing there heads of at me after i curse them for digging holes in my lawn for their nuts. could you come and squash there nuts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"]I had to, as my balls (crystal) had to be rebored this week!. So no prediction I''m afraid. The virgin seems reliable, if not a bit ropey around the edges, but the Hex should be okay. The big plus was the fresh supply of squirrels squashed testicles (that''ll keep him out of my conifers!) so essential to this form of Hex.They won''t know what hit em''. [;)]No virgin was permantly harmed in this spell cast, although the squirrel was a bit pis**d off! [/quote] You''re on a roll at the moment,Wiz,so lets hope your balls don''t explode![:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gazzathegreat 0 Posted October 28, 2008 Wiz, I am actually going to an away game, which in itself might just be a hex! I do hope I can bring the boys some luck. I am alarmed you may have harmed a squirrel though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="gazzathegreat"]Wiz, I am actually going to an away game, which in itself might just be a hex! I do hope I can bring the boys some luck. I am alarmed you may have harmed a squirrel though.[/quote]I could issue an anti Gazza Hex just for the game Gazza, yes? [:D]And think of a grey squirel as a rat with a bushy tail, offically, they are classed as vermin, they are the Nazi''s of the squirrel world..............unlike our native red who are protected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macdougalls perm 0 Posted October 28, 2008 Let''s hope you''re on form again tonight then Wiz! [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted October 28, 2008 lol Wiz you do make me giggle, your above hex and the squirrels and their nadgers has made my day [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarytom 0 Posted October 28, 2008 My god, I bet they are truly wetting their pants! I know you like to think you are a wizard but this hexing rubbish is utter bull sh1t! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="canarytom"]My god, I bet they are truly wetting their pants! I know you like to think you are a wizard but this hexing rubbish is utter bull sh1t![/quote]There''s always one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="WeAreYellows49"]lol Wiz you do make me giggle, your above hex and the squirrels and their nadgers has made my day [:)][/quote]I''m ever so pleased about that 49'', anything is better than petty point scoring in my book.[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyJR 0 Posted October 28, 2008 Hex the lot of them I say - Good on ya Wiz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]lol Wiz you do make me giggle, your above hex and the squirrels and their nadgers has made my day [:)][/quote]I''m ever so pleased about that 49'', anything is better than petty point scoring in my book.[:D][/quote] I have bigger problems than football at the mo Wiz, so point scoring has gone on hold for me. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]lol Wiz you do make me giggle, your above hex and the squirrels and their nadgers has made my day [:)][/quote]I''m ever so pleased about that 49'', anything is better than petty point scoring in my book.[:D][/quote] I have bigger problems than football at the mo Wiz, so point scoring has gone on hold for me. [:D][/quote]Not too big I hope 49''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="canarytom"]My god, I bet they are truly wetting their pants! I know you like to think you are a wizard but this hexing rubbish is utter bull sh1t![/quote]YO!!!Where''s ya sense of humour nigger? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shefcanary 2,389 Posted October 28, 2008 Hey Wizdid ya get any help from Mark E Smith of the Fall with the squirrel testicles - now there''s a man who knows how to kick squirrel shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duffman 0 Posted October 28, 2008 You can use my squirrel next, if you come round on a friday night he is always like this so would be easy pickings for you.[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/1249/squirreljo5.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted October 28, 2008 wizard...prediction for tonight please???im gonna have a flutter on it...imo city win 2;1 lita&bell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="city-till-i-die"]wizard...prediction for tonight please???im gonna have a flutter on it...imo city win 2;1 lita&bell[/quote]1-0 Rusty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted October 28, 2008 Really need a win to help our climb up the table, but would settle for a draw at worst. [:)]Pssstttt Wiz, have sent PM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="city-till-i-die"]wizard...prediction for tonight please???im gonna have a flutter on it...imo city win 2;1 lita&bell[/quote]1-0 Rusty.[/quote]will do £5 on mine and £5 on yours :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Have Heart 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"]I had to, as my balls (crystal) had to be rebored this week!. So no prediction I''m afraid. The virgin seems reliable, if not a bit ropey around the edges, but the Hex should be okay. The big plus was the fresh supply of squirrels squashed testicles (that''ll keep him out of my conifers!) so essential to this form of Hex.They won''t know what hit em''. [;)]No virgin was permantly harmed in this spell cast, although the squirrel was a bit pis**d off! [/quote]Come on wiz lets see you prediction our 3 win in a row!!! I hope your not wasting your all your hexes at such an early stage in the season Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bristol_canary 0 Posted October 28, 2008 Do you really think that you are some kind of Wizard? this Hexing Bull has gone on far too long and is the biggest pile of w**k i have ever heard of. Can''t believe how many people seem to enjoy this disillusional fool(tool). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="bristol_canary"]Do you really think that you are some kind of Wizard? this Hexing Bull has gone on far too long and is the biggest pile of w**k i have ever heard of. Can''t believe how many people seem to enjoy this disillusional fool(tool). [/quote]its a bit of fun...take a chill pill m8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="canarytom"]My god, I bet they are truly wetting their pants! I know you like to think you are a wizard but this hexing rubbish is utter bull sh1t![/quote]Death to the unbelievers! [6]You know, that''s a really unscary looking devil.[6][6][6]Let''s try again.Raaah! [8o|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Have Heart 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="bristol_canary"]Do you really think that you are some kind of Wizard? this Hexing Bull has gone on far too long and is the biggest pile of w**k i have ever heard of. Can''t believe how many people seem to enjoy this disillusional fool(tool). [/quote]Mate you need to lighten up, its better than all this negative sh*t that fills the forum on a daily basis. If you don''t like it don''t read it end off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1canary 0 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="bristol_canary"]Do you really think that you are some kind of Wizard? this Hexing Bull has gone on far too long and is the biggest pile of w**k i have ever heard of. Can''t believe how many people seem to enjoy this disillusional fool(tool).[/quote]Dude, to quote (not) well known german trance duo Cosmic Gate - "Why the raging?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="bristol_canary"]Do you really think that you are some kind of Wizard? this Hexing Bull has gone on far too long and is the biggest pile of w**k i have ever heard of. Can''t believe how many people seem to enjoy this disillusional fool(tool). [/quote]He''s quite harmless, leave him be. If he had any powers, Cureton would be our leading goalscorer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 28, 2008 [quote user="bristol_canary"]Do you really think that you are some kind of Wizard? this Hexing Bull has gone on far too long and is the biggest pile of w**k i have ever heard of. Can''t believe how many people seem to enjoy this disillusional fool(tool). [/quote]He''s quite harmless, leave him be. If he had any powers, Cureton would be our leading goalscorer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted October 28, 2008 That''s a kick in the crystals for your predictive powers.....go back to Pratchett''s Ministry of Magic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites