First Wizard 0 Posted August 2, 2004 The mist in my balls (Crystal) has finally cleared, and I''ve just seen HIM signing for us within the next ten days!.Who? I hear you cry. Well the future is a tricky buisness my friends, however, I could see HE had raven to dark brown hair, brown eyes and is fairly tall.So be prepared for his coming, because HE is going to set the team alight!. With HIS skill and verve, HE will keep us in the Premiership, it is fortold, in my balls, and they''re never wrong!.Remember where you heard this, oh doubtful ones, and start celebrating!.Here endeth todays lesson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted August 2, 2004 Post script: HE will sign before Saturday, sorry for my error in maths!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cheekyg<EM><H2 align=center><HR><H2><H2 align=center>G.D.G.S<H2><H2 align=center><STRIKE><HR><STRIKE><EM><H2> 0 Posted August 2, 2004 You cannot tell us all that and not tell us who its going to be - the description sounds vaguely like a certain chris sutton but tell us!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bury Yellow 2 Posted August 2, 2004 Well done Wiz. You should work for the club''s PR. They need someone with a bit of go and, dare I say it, imagination. The scum down the road wipe the floor with us when it comes to commincation and getting the media on their side.I believe everything you say so don''t let me down!I''m sure we will all be upbeat prior to the season starting but I really would like some current info from the club. For example, unless I''ve missed something, there are no reports on the progress of the new corner infill or even an artists interpretation.Can''t you do something with your Hexy type things - pass it through a time warp and produce your own design.Sorry but bored out of mind and just looking forward to P.boro tomorrow. Yes I really am that shallow!!Been away for a while. I trust Mrs Wiz is fully fit now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted August 2, 2004 cheekyg: Now you come to mention it, it does sounds like HIM, does''nt it????. But my sacred oah as a wizard of Orden, prevents me from revealing too much, and stealing Nigel''s thunder!. Plus, he wields far more magic than I!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted August 2, 2004 Bloody great to hear from you again Bury Yellow, and welcome back my friend, its been too long. I trust you''re well. I''m pleased to say, Mrs Wiz has just been given the OK from her Surgeon, thanks for asking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirty Lyle 0 Posted August 2, 2004 Wiz, if you are right about the importance of the signing then I can''t wait...Do you have a secondary source besides your large crystal balls, perchance?I hope I am wrong, but I don''t believe we have the necessary financial clout to bring in one player who would guarantee our survival - unless - Delia has provided the moolah yet again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0Amarillo<P><FONT color=#cccc00 size=4><EM> º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ Amarillo ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°<EM><FONT><P>ddMMyyyy0Falseen-US<P><FONT color=#cccc00 size=4><EM> º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ Amarillo ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°<EM><FONT><P>True 0 Posted August 2, 2004 And anyway, one player alone can''t guarantee our survival. What if he gets injured? One player alone didn''t get us promoted, although he did play a big part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted August 2, 2004 1st wiz,just like the last time may i be the 1st to offer a selection of recipes for your increasingly dodgy wand,and your balls probably need a service!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted August 2, 2004 Come on down....................................Jamie Scowcroft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dean Coneys boots 1,398 Posted August 2, 2004 oh please no!!! We all hope (stupidly) for Suttonand it is the slightly uninspiring Scowcroft...Great......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlies dad 0 Posted August 3, 2004 There is still some mileage in the Scowcroft thing.. i was told before Helveg signed that it was a non-starter and we were looking elsewhere, but it appears to have been ressurected.. i feel worthingtons persistence will bear fruit here, , Leicester appear well covered in that area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted August 3, 2004 nolegs: You really should consider changing your monica to ''No Faith in the wiz'' my friend!. Granted, I got the Helveg thing totaly wrong, but in other predicitions, play-offs etc, I have been very acurate. One bad prediction, does not mean I''ve lost my touch you know.I can asssure you my balls are in total allignment and crystal clear. and need no service. Plus, I have a brand new, rapier mark 3 wand, at my service, and that a deadly combination!This player will sign, of that there is no doubt, it is pre-written in the oricle, so rejoice in that fact, and bring on the arrogant premiership teams, I have stockpiled a huge supply of Hex''s just for them.And have a little faith in your friendly old wizard, and praise the Lord I was''nt born an Ipswich supporter!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grinner 0 Posted August 3, 2004 i think your balls need a overhaul ,my best mate is a mr c sutton,there is not a cat in hells chance of him signing for us this season.so take your balls to gt yarmouth and ply your trade there 1st wizard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Temp the Revelator 0 Posted August 3, 2004 hey grinner, no need for that - Wiz doesn''t say anywhere that it is Sutton who will sign....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bananaman 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Who said our very revered Wizard was referring to a Mr C Sutton? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grinner 0 Posted August 3, 2004 he cant tell us who it is ,as it is an illussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
el chorizo!!! 0 Posted August 3, 2004 i don´t care who it is. i´m just want us to sign someone - just for the excitement u understand. Whilst on the subject of rumours! and i´m not for one moment saying that 1st wiz is rumour-mongering but what about those others rumours last week that......"City fans are in for an exciting weekend of transfer activity""canaries are talking to pennant""ncfc are talking to unamed man city player!"do u think that anyone has access to inside information at ncfc. everyone claims to have a mate who´s a mate of... etc etc. i think the best source would be the players. they can never keep their gobs shut when they´re out and about and god bless them for that.whatever happens - long may the rumours continue.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Come on then 1st Wiz has the holy smoke cleared from your perfectly alligned balls?Time to name the name!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Grinner: When did I ever say it was Sutton?, or anyone else come to that!. I just gave his discription to you mortals, thats all.As a loyal City fan, you are of course protected from my wrath. However, if I were a scummer, you would proberly be a great crested newt, or some other form of pond life by now, just for doubting me.You''re right, I can''t tell you who HE is, only that He will sign, very,very soon. Just check out his ID.And kindly let me decide where and what to do with my crystal balls, at least I have some my friend!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Nolegs: Argh!. why don''t people read the words. Other posters have managed to grasp just what I said, why not you?. Wizards first rule again!. Look, I don''t know his bloody name, OK?.I only know his discription, from what I saw in my balls. I''m not a damn data base which reconises EVERY players image.Its that easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted August 3, 2004 sorry 1st wiz,on nights this week,eyes barely focus ,grip on reallity tenuous,sleep already a fond and distant memory! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kent Canary 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Tell me about it.. nights suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradox 0 Posted August 3, 2004 1st Wiz, am I looking too far into this, but I keep noticing that your references to HE & HIM are all in capital letters. Is this a sign of his initials, or perhaps that he has some reference to a man in his name. ie, Steve MacMANaman (although he would be a crap signing!).Anyone else noticed this or have I just been smokin..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Boy 0 Posted August 3, 2004 Just looking at the number of views for the recent threads, the highest are for this thread and the "Sutton" thread. What does this tell you? Do us a favour Mr. O''Neill, for old times sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolegs 0 Posted August 3, 2004 paradox......yer smokin''!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted August 3, 2004 No pressure or nothing Wiz but Tuesday has come and gone! Only 4 more days to go! Hope your balls are accurate on this one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grinner 0 Posted August 5, 2004 i hold my hand up wiz,i was wrong to give you the bad press the other day.edp today prove your balls are in good working order.so iam sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted August 5, 2004 Indeed! Possible signing within two days!! Could this be another master stroke by the legendery Wiz!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted August 5, 2004 Thanks DD, sometimes I amaze even myself!. And I still see another who''s yet to sign, and HE will be here, very soon!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites