light hearted at carrow road sometimes

[National express super guard 0]

apologies for delay in posting this, been working too much lately. anyway, whats with the racing mascots on saturday. can we just have 90 mins of captain, splat, rammy (more like lamby), a washing machine, a wall and a plastic bottle racing each other. other than dancing and jeering at my mother in law when we equalised, the mascot race was highlight of the afternoon

[Mr_Chimp 0]

I sat in my seat throughout half-time for the first time...well, ever, and was completely taken aback by it.  Ended the 15-minute break with my head in my hands.

[Grando 336]

They could get back the marines (or whoever they were) to put on a display of lethal hand-to-hand combat... I couldn''t believe what I was watching last time we got that - against Man City at half-time - then to top it off Delia came on and delivered her infamous rant.

Now that''s (cringeworthy & incomprehensible) entertainment!

[gazzathegreat 0]

Mr Train Guard - you forgot the mattress. Don''t be fooled, they are on trial to take over from the loanees who go back in January. Don''t say you weren''t warned.

[National express super guard 0]

oh yeah, I was overwhelmed by the washing machine!!!

[Paul Spector 0]

The derby ram looked sharp as a button. I''d be happy with him running up the wings for us! And with the washing machine and mattress at the back, well, we''d be sorted.

[Graham Humphrey 13]

Whoever came up with that idea at half-time on Saturday must be on drugs. Or maybe we all were and it didn''t really happen.

About as surreal as it gets.

[Yellow Peril 4]

I am really grateful for this thread. On saturday I wasn''t driving for a change, so had a couple of drinks before the match.

After witnessing the half time entertainment, I was sure that I must have had too much to drink & vowed to ease back next time. As I now know that the wierd parade of mattresses, plastic bottles & washing machines etc racing across the pitch weren''t a figment of my drink addled brain, I can now happily indulge in further drinks on my next visit to Carrow Road. God knows I need it to watch at the moment.

I''ve also thought of something different. Could we have challenge boxing bouts between our mascots & visiting ones. We could use Captain Canary, but put in a ringer. We could get our fitness coach to put the mask on & beat the **** out of all-comers. I''m sure no-one would notice the switch, from where I sit it looks like our fitness coach has the stomach for a fight . . . .

 

 

 

[Syteanric 1]

like the chap who sits next to me in the barclay said "who thinks up this Crap!" he wasnt wrong either!

what an embaressment! Do we need any half time entertainment? why not do what they do on the continent and have NO half time entertainment.. just the subs warming up if necessary...

jas :)

[ellis206 0]

I thought the half time entertainment was superb, made me laugh anyway :)Funniest one I remember was a few seasons back,probably about 2000 - 2001 time, when they had a Ricky Martin tribute guy singing "livin la vida loca" on the pitch, he got severley booed and didn''t even finish his song before he ran off the pitch lol. felt sorry for the guy but it was funny!

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="BringBackIwan"]

I am really grateful for this thread. On saturday I wasn''t driving for a change, so had a couple of drinks before the match.

After witnessing the half time entertainment, I was sure that I must have had too much to drink & vowed to ease back next time. As I now know that the wierd parade of mattresses, plastic bottles & washing machines etc racing across the pitch weren''t a figment of my drink addled brain, I can now happily indulge in further drinks on my next visit to Carrow Road. God knows I need it to watch at the moment.

I''ve also thought of something different. Could we have challenge boxing bouts between our mascots & visiting ones. We could use Captain Canary, but put in a ringer. We could get our fitness coach to put the mask on & beat the **** out of all-comers. I''m sure no-one would notice the switch, from where I sit it looks like our fitness coach has the stomach for a fight . . . .

 

He looks like he''s eaten at least his last two challengers![:D]

 

 

 

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