Carrow89 0 Posted September 15, 2008 A disgruntled Dave Sheepshanks has been told that the club will not allow him a testimonial. The red faced buffoon had hoped to stage a money spinner at poorman road by inviting an overseas all star, former ipswich town team to play Sampdoria.Such international stars as Sereni, Finito George and Le Pen were being lined up as well as former town stars like Tortoise Bumble og. with the current club manager, (affectionately nicknamed ''Mad Jig'') also being lined up to play.As a way of recompensing local traders and club shareholders that had lost out Sheepy had planned to allow a reduced entry price - with the whole of the South Stand being set aside (they would be expected to by a cup of tea at £10.60 a piece at half time though).There was also to have been a comemerative team shirt with the three stars being replaced by three pawn brokers balls.Having been turfed out of his poorman road office and lost his personal assistant and the £100,000 a year plus bonuses Sheepy claimed this game would allow the simple rural folk of suffolk to show their appreciatiomn in the most fitting way - also to have throw coins (and notes) in the blanket being past around the ground at half time.A clearly less than happy sheepy leaves poorman road[URL=http://imageshack.us][IMG]http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9912/sheepyjn4.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted September 15, 2008 Very good [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 15, 2008 PMSL [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted September 15, 2008 Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrow89 0 Posted September 16, 2008 With a bit of help from your good self master humphrey(he explained how to post a pic .................. expect more !) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinks 0 Posted September 16, 2008 Very good.Good to see the red faced lord hasn''t been forgotten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted September 17, 2008 [quote user="Ralph Wright"]With a bit of help from your good self master humphrey(he explained how to post a pic .................. expect more !)[/quote]Ooh, what have I started [;)]Clearly worth the effort though [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites