News of Wiz's hexes reach QPR

[Pinks 0]

http://www.qpr.vitalfootball.co.uk/matchprere.asp?a=124899

You didn''t mention this particular spell Wiz!

[First Wizard 0]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

[Icecream Snow 777]

I thought you meant http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7618215.stm

[Pinks 0]

[quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

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Is there any chance of mustering one of those for Wolves.

I''ll have a scout round Ipswich tonight to locate some additional virgins.

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"][quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

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Is there any chance of mustering one of those for Wolves.

I''ll have a scout round Ipswich tonight to locate some additional virgins.

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Don''t forget to take your sheep dog

[Bruce Eats Walkers! 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"][quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

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Is there any chance of mustering one of those for Wolves.

I''ll have a scout round Ipswich tonight to locate some additional virgins.

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You''ll have to be quick in order to get there before their Mother/Father/Brother/Sister/other family member!

[BGG&YPOS 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"][quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

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Is there any chance of mustering one of those for Wolves.

I''ll have a scout round Ipswich tonight to locate some additional virgins.

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Best you go to the Maternity Wing then and get them when they pop out.

[barclay_troy 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"][quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

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Is there any chance of mustering one of those for Wolves.

I''ll have a scout round Ipswich tonight to locate some additional virgins.

[/quote]you''ll be lucky, thats why Jesus wasnt born in scum land cause they couldnt find 3 wise men or a virgin.

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="barclay_troy"][quote user="Ween_Nasty"][quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

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Is there any chance of mustering one of those for Wolves.

I''ll have a scout round Ipswich tonight to locate some additional virgins.

[/quote]you''ll be lucky, thats why Jesus wasnt born in scum land cause they couldnt find 3 wise men or a virgin.[/quote]

 

LMAO [:D]

[Stevie Wonder 0]

QPR have only won 8 out of 50 odd games at Norwich so that Hex is a damn good one Wiz.

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="Stevie Wonder"]QPR have only won 8 out of 50 odd games at Norwich so that Hex is a damn good one Wiz.[/quote]

Yep, sure is Stevie, and it back dates itself too![;)]

[Bring-on-Flecky 1]

Can you cancel hexes against us Wiz? I''m thinking that we never have any luck playing at Coventry.

[AndyJR 0]

I would like to know whether it would be possible for Wiz to teach us some of these Hexes or does it take many years of complex training?

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

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I know your spelling prowess precedes you Wizard but perhaps it''s more appropriate to call it fizzkick energy. It also might be easier for you to remember.

[Lurd 0]

[quote user="1st Wizard"]

For those who can remember Ween Nasty, when I last Hexed QPR, it was a Triple Vortex Hex, simply put, its on going and fixed, and cannot be recinded.

The trouble is it took up a hell of a lot of physcic energy, and naked virgins, when I cast it late last season, so I can only perform one of these spellcasts once every season.

Otherwise a few other teams would get one as well![;)]

[/quote]Most of us youngsters can use our magic wands at least once a day, poor old Wizzy can barely manage once a season. I hope Mrs. Wiz is okay [:$]

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="Bring-on-Flecky"]Can you cancel hexes against us Wiz? I''m thinking that we never have any luck playing at Coventry.[/quote]

Sadly, once cast, nothing can recall my Hexes BOF.

Andy:

And it takes a hundred years of ruthless training by the Sisters of the Light, to enhance and control your Han before becoming a wizard, let alone a 1st wizard![:O]

[AndyJR 0]

[quote user="1st Wizard"]

[quote user="Bring-on-Flecky"]Can you cancel hexes against us Wiz? I''m thinking that we never have any luck playing at Coventry.[/quote]

Sadly, once cast, nothing can recall my Hexes BOF.

Andy:

And it takes a hundred years of ruthless training by the Sisters of the Light, to enhance and control your Han before becoming a wizard, let alone a 1st wizard![:O]

[/quote]Afraid I shall have to pass on that Wiz, having examined my diary for the next 100 years, I notice I have a few things that might prevent me completing the course, death for example. I shall leave it to the experts.  [:D]

[Pinks 0]

I think an explanation is in order Wiz.

Your strongest spell should have made this one a banker.

Have you been using sub prime spells or is there a funding deficit with the virgins?

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"]

I think an explanation is in order Wiz.

Your strongest spell should have made this one a banker.

Have you been using sub prime spells or is there a funding deficit with the virgins?

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Its not the Hexes fault mate that the board has not invested or backed GR''s judgement or forced him into buying/loaning sub standard players!.

[Pinks 0]

[quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Ween_Nasty"]

I think an explanation is in order Wiz.

Your strongest spell should have made this one a banker.

Have you been using sub prime spells or is there a funding deficit with the virgins?

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Its not the Hexes fault mate that the board has not invested or backed GR''s judgement or forced him into buying/loaning sub standard players!.

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Any chance of diverting your attentions to the board.

Maybe a triple strength cook relocator spell?

[First Wizard 0]

[quote user="Ween_Nasty"][quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Ween_Nasty"]

I think an explanation is in order Wiz.

Your strongest spell should have made this one a banker.

Have you been using sub prime spells or is there a funding deficit with the virgins?

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Its not the Hexes fault mate that the board has not invested or backed GR''s judgement or forced him into buying/loaning sub standard players!.

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Any chance of diverting your attentions to the board.

Maybe a triple strength cook relocator spell?

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Nice idea, but my spells can''t do harm to anyone connected with City............unfortunately![8o|]