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Well it had to happen sooner or later..........

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So, which poster on here best fits the style of Barry? Who could it be? Is it Bly, or Mr. Carrow or is it actually Cluck? Certainly, Strawberry has to get a reprieve on this one if her gender is what she claims it to be. There are certainly a few posters who appear to demonstrate Barry''s style. 

Imagine the dialogue went something like this:

Barry: ''allo Neil. I''ve spoken to ya several times. Disappointin'' this season agen Neil. We int got no players of quality Neil. What''s gorn'' on in the board room Neil. Gettin'' back to basics. That''s wot I wotta know.

Neil: Well, it has been disappointing but I can''t tell you what takes place in the board room, Barry, because I don''t go there.

Barry: It''s just excuses. Why dorn''t we have proper people on the board Neil? Answer me that. What''s gorn'' on in the board room Neil because, I''ll tell ya, if the roight things are gorn'' on in the board room, then we should have the roight thing happenin'' on the pitch.

Neil: Well, what do you think the problem is on the pitch Barry?

Barry: Well, it''s obvious ''int it Neil. We''re runnin'' offside all the time.

Neil: Well, you can''t blame that on the people in the board room Barry. I''ve played with some good players in my time and there are some that, no matter, how many times they are spoken to, they still run offside more than other players. Darren Huckerby is an example of that.

Barry: I''m not singlin'' Darren Huckerby out Neil....it''s all of them runnin'' offside all the time. Can''t you see that Neil? Game in and game out, they''re all offside. Now what are we gorta do about that in the board room. It''s just not happening there, is it Neil?

Neil: Barry, I''ve just told you that this problem has got nothing to do with ....

Barry: Stop sittin'' on the fence Neil. Give us a straight answer. Why are the people in the board room not doin'' something about this offside problem. What''s gorn'' on there. Answer me that.

Neil: Barry, are you not listening to me. It''s got nothing to do with the board room. Are you stupid?   

Barry: Actually, Neil, now that ya come to mention it.....

 

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Ha Ha!! Poor old Neil Adams, don''t you just hate people who talk over you?? Mind you, he deserves to get berated at times, seeing as though he has THE most boring voice in the world. I should think some people fall asleep whilst listening to his commentary. Why are we still paying him to do this????!!Barry seemed as thick as mince to be fair. I bet he''s been doing his nut recently though!! Seeing as Cureton seems to be permanently offside, when he plays. Look at the match reports in the Evening News etc. The section that outlines the teams stats shows the amount of times we''re caught offside. Often in double figures!"Asss jus'' nart roight!!!"

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[quote user="CashCasinoCrane"]Ha Ha!! Poor old Neil Adams, don''t you just hate people who talk over you?? Mind you, he deserves to get berated at times, seeing as though he has THE most boring voice in the world. I should think some people fall asleep whilst listening to his commentary. Why are we still paying him to do this????!!Barry seemed as thick as mince to be fair. I bet he''s been doing his nut recently though!! Seeing as Cureton seems to be permanently offside, when he plays. Look at the match reports in the Evening News etc. The section that outlines the teams stats shows the amount of times we''re caught offside. Often in double figures!"Asss jus'' nart roight!!!"[/quote]To be fair, Neil is a summarizer not the commentator and he does in actual fact know what he''s talking about. 

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