is the pinkun forum full of men? or do we have any females?...

[canary cherub 1]

I love being single . . .

 

[WeAreYellows49 0]

1.  Don''t ever lie to us, we always find out. [:)]

2.  We don''t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. [;)]

3.  Don''t say you understand when you don''t.

4.  Girls are petty, get over it.

5.  You don''t have PMS; don''t act like you know what it''s like.

6.  Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7.  If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you don''t.

8.  Zit''s happen to everyone.  Yes, Mr.  Perfect, even to you.

9.  We don''t like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your mates.

11.  No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12.  It''s good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13.  If you did something wrong or even if you didn''t, apologise.

14.  Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won''t always cut it.

15.  We are self-conscious by nature, we can''t help it.

16.  We are drama queens.

17.  Fashion police do exist.

18.  Don''t ask us to give h**d; if you are nice you just might get it.

19.  We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20.  Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21.  We don''t shave our legs every day, get over it.

22.  Don''t make bets about us, we always find out.

23.  Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24.  Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it''s not.

25.  Don''t compare our breasts with Britany Spear''s, hers are fake.

26.  It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. [+o(]

27.  We are beautiful, but make-up helps.  (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry too much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28.  We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren''t.

29.  It doesn''t make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30.  If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it''s always because you cheated, even if you didn''t.

[lappinitup 629]

I love single women who love being single. [:$]

[Buncey 1]

[quote user="lappinitup"]I love single women who love being single. [:$][/quote]I bet you do lapp... [8-)]

[Bigmarkcanary 0]

[quote user="lappinitup"]I love single women who love being single. [:$][/quote]

I can only echo those sentiments lappin - but without the embarrassment. [:D]

However, should any man wish to remain single, then try these ''chat up'' lines for size:

1. "Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!"

2. "Are your parents retarded? Because you''re special!"

3. "My love for you is like diarrohea. I just can''t hold it in!"

4. "Is there a mirror in your knickers? Because I can just see myself in them!"

5. "Your body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up!"

6. "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is just a light switch away!"

You can''t beat the classics.

 

[TIL 1010 4,722]

 

 Kathy tells me that you have to apply to the university of Lesbania if you to study those that have been taken by the dark side..

Now i am not suggesting for one minute that Kathy has a degree in such matters but she did play ladies football and cricket and has a circle of "female" friends with very short gelled hair who wear comfortable trainers and loose fitting jeans.Kathy also has KD Lang playing on her car CD player if she gives you a lift.Judge for yourselves boys!

 

 

[DDD In The Fine City 1]

[quote user="SnakePit Lassy"]

Delia''s Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox"]Can one of you girlies teach me how to be a lesbian?

 

Hmm your reason being?? :S

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It would be fun![;)]

[DDD In The Fine City 1]

[quote user="Strawberry"]

[quote user="Delias Well Behaved Devonshire Dirtbox"]Can one of you girlies teach me how to be a lesbian?[/quote]

Trick question to try and find out if any of us are gay . . . mind your own business you dirty old man [:D]

 

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Less of the old! i''m only 20something

[Kathy 733]

[quote user="TIL 1010"]

 

 Kathy tells me that you have to apply to the university of Lesbania if you to study those that have been taken by the dark side..

Now i am not suggesting for one minute that Kathy has a degree in such matters but she did play ladies football and cricket and has a circle of "female" friends with very short gelled hair who wear comfortable trainers and loose fitting jeans.Kathy also has KD Lang playing on her car CD player if she gives you a lift.Judge for yourselves boys!

 

 

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Oh dear.  You only have to turn them down once and they get so bitter...................

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="Strawberry"]

I love being single . . .

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....surprise, surprise!

[SnakePit Lassy 0]

Lol

 

I love being single too... :/

[Beauseant 0]

As an avowed new man,I thought you ladies might enjoy this:

 

THE HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE EVER         Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ''Will you marry me?''         The girl said, ''NO!''         And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours on the phone to friends, always had a clean house, watched chick flicks without feeling guilty, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn''t get fat, didn''t have to pay for dual view tv, travelled more, had a career, had many lovers, didn''t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in the house, never wore friggin lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.         THE END

 

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]23.  Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

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Sorry, but I''m on day 17 of full, unadulterated face growth and the

only person its annoying is me... damn these things get itchy! 

Still trying to decide whether to ride it out until it grows long

enough to not itch or just trim it again (I only trim, I haven''t had a

full shave in almost a year).  Anyone got any beard growing tips?

[:)]

Beard growers of the world unite, lets stop these pagonophobes!

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote user="Beauseant"]

As an avowed new man,I thought you ladies might enjoy this:

 

THE HAPPIEST FAIRY TALE EVER         Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ''Will you marry me?''         The girl said, ''NO!''         And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank whole bottles of wine, chatted for hours on the phone to friends, always had a clean house, watched chick flicks without feeling guilty, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn''t get fat, didn''t have to pay for dual view tv, travelled more, had a career, had many lovers, didn''t save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, owned every remote control in the house, never wore friggin lacy lingerie that went up her arse, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and looked fabulous all the time.         THE END

 

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She sounds like a sl*g....

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]23.  Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

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Sorry, but I''m on day 17 of full, unadulterated face growth and the only person its annoying is me... damn these things get itchy!  Still trying to decide whether to ride it out until it grows long enough to not itch or just trim it again (I only trim, I haven''t had a full shave in almost a year).  Anyone got any beard growing tips? [:)]

Beard growers of the world unite, lets stop these pagonophobes!
[/quote]

17 days, blimey do you now resemble David Bellamy? [;)][:)]

Seriously though I feel beards can make men look old before their time.

[Evil Monkey 52]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

17 days, blimey do you now resemble David Bellamy? [;)][:)]

Seriously though I feel beards can make men look old before their time.

[/quote]

I''d say I''m halfway between the wispy "designer stubble" and a full-on Captain Haddock...

For me, the premature balding has already done its work on making me

look old before my time, so the beard is just an accessory...[:)]

[Smudger 0]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

1.  Don''t ever lie to us, we always find out. [:)]

2.  We don''t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening. [;)]

3.  Don''t say you understand when you don''t.

4.  Girls are petty, get over it.

5.  You don''t have PMS; don''t act like you know what it''s like.

6.  Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7.  If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you don''t.

8.  Zit''s happen to everyone.  Yes, Mr.  Perfect, even to you.

9.  We don''t like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your mates.

11.  No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12.  It''s good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13.  If you did something wrong or even if you didn''t, apologise.

14.  Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won''t always cut it.

15.  We are self-conscious by nature, we can''t help it.

16.  We are drama queens.

17.  Fashion police do exist.

18.  Don''t ask us to give h**d; if you are nice you just might get it.

19.  We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20.  Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21.  We don''t shave our legs every day, get over it.

22.  Don''t make bets about us, we always find out.

23.  Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24.  Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it''s not.

25.  Don''t compare our breasts with Britany Spear''s, hers are fake.

26.  It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. [+o(]

27.  We are beautiful, but make-up helps.  (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry too much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28.  We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren''t.

29.  It doesn''t make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30.  If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it''s always because you cheated, even if you didn''t.

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hahaha I think not... [:D]

Kind of reminds me of the old ABC lyric... "9 out of 10, in every case... she might look pretty... but there''s make-up on her face!!!"

May of been 26 years ago when they first sang it... but is more true than ever these days!!!

[WeAreYellows49 0]

lol Smudger are you speaking from experience then?

[Smudger 0]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]lol Smudger are you speaking from experience then?[/quote]

I would say in my experience that far more girls go out plastered in make up these days than they did way back in 1982, but maybe it is just me who pulls girls who are as rough as a badgers bottom???

What do you look like WeAreYellows?

Are you like Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Myleene Klass, Penelope Cruz, Julie Goodyear or Ken Dodd???

Sorry I was struggling to come up with a name for a natural beauty...

lol, look at the last blokes comment on here... http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080903025844AAfNmlN

[macdougalls perm 0]

[quote user="Smudger"]

Sorry I was struggling to come up with a name for a natural beauty...

[/quote]

Modesty prevents you doesn''t it .... [:)]

[Nobodys Perfect 0]

Bit late but here I am. 100% girlie.

[Smudger 0]

[quote user="macdougalls perm"][quote user="Smudger"]

Sorry I was struggling to come up with a name for a natural beauty...

[/quote]

Modesty prevents you doesn''t it .... [:)]

[/quote]

Well of course ''Maccy D''... I know that you have a bit of a thing for me... but we all know how shy and retiring I am don''t we??? [;)]

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="Smudger"]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]lol Smudger are you speaking from experience then?[/quote]

I would say in my experience that far more girls go out plastered in make up these days than they did way back in 1982, but maybe it is just me who pulls girls who are as rough as a badgers bottom???

What do you look like WeAreYellows?

Are you like Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Myleene Klass, Penelope Cruz, Julie Goodyear or Ken Dodd???

Sorry I was struggling to come up with a name for a natural beauty...

lol, look at the last blokes comment on here... http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080903025844AAfNmlN

[/quote]

Well I look like me, naturally lol, no one famous, just me.  And I agree some women these days wear TOO much makeup, not good for the skin <<insert wagging finger smiley>> lol.  The 80''s were different, the men used to wear more eyeliner, mascara and lippy than the girls.