Lynne Phillips 0 Posted September 6, 2008 [quote user="Unlucky Fried Kitten"][quote user="Lynne Phillips"][quote user="Unlucky Fried Kitten"][quote user="Lynne Phillips"] Oim a female. Wanna see moi bits? [/quote]If you show me yours, I''ll show you mine![/quote]Yew first![/quote]Yew first? What do you like being flogged with a yew bough or something?[/quote]Ahs roight.And ''en some! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lynne Phillips 0 Posted September 6, 2008 [quote user="Strawberry"][quote user="Lynne Phillips"][quote user="Snakepit boys"][quote user="Lynne Phillips"] [quote user="Snakepit boys"]Certainly Lynne PM me! [:P][/quote]Oi think oive pulled!All yours for 10 sooper kings and a point of vodka.Are yew lowkle?[/quote]Are you actually a lowkle? or from Suffolk? If so I would not touch you with my mates! 10 Sooperkings and a point of Vodka!You sound like a classy chick.PM me for sure![/quote]What yew mean? From SUFFOLK!? Oi aint never been so insulted!Oim roight classy. Yew should see what oi can do with no hands. Yew''d be amazed!O''ill message yew in a bit big boy. [/quote]Oh Delia, do behave . . .[:D] [/quote]O''ive been rumbled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SnakePit Lassy 0 Posted September 6, 2008 Im a girl.. well sorta haha16, female!So i suppose i count :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 4,938 Posted September 6, 2008 [quote user="Delias Tasty Nibblets"]I have testicles.[/quote]Between your legs? Or for tea? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark .Y. 350 Posted September 6, 2008 [quote user="Strawberry"][quote user="Snakepit boys"]I am sure there are many Females drawn to a site called the Pink-Un (Maybe they sell items that are pink?) I am also sure there are many men drawn to the Pink Un for non football reasons ??[:D][:P][;)]!![/quote]I wonder if that''s why I get so much spam promising to double the size of whatever I''ve got. Maybe the spammers think "pinkun" means it''s a porn site. [/quote]Happened to me in a hotel abroad a couple of years ago, the hotel''s filters stopped me looking on the site so I had to spend a week getting all my news from the official site.Mark .Y. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted September 6, 2008 [quote user="Nuff Said"][quote user="Delias Tasty Nibblets"]I have testicles.[/quote]Between your legs? Or for tea?[/quote]Said he stole Nibblets from Delia? You can make your own conclusion [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted September 7, 2008 [quote user="Lynne Phillips"][quote user="Strawberry"][quote user="Lynne Phillips"][quote user="Snakepit boys"][quote user="Lynne Phillips"] [quote user="Snakepit boys"]Certainly Lynne PM me! [:P][/quote]Oi think oive pulled!All yours for 10 sooper kings and a point of vodka.Are yew lowkle?[/quote]Are you actually a lowkle? or from Suffolk? If so I would not touch you with my mates! 10 Sooperkings and a point of Vodka!You sound like a classy chick.PM me for sure![/quote]What yew mean? From SUFFOLK!? Oi aint never been so insulted!Oim roight classy. Yew should see what oi can do with no hands. Yew''d be amazed!O''ill message yew in a bit big boy. [/quote]Oh Delia, do behave . . .[:D][/quote]O''ive been rumbled. [/quote]An yew all troin a soun loik one a us, tew.Wha''eva nex.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,503 Posted September 7, 2008 [quote user="SnakePit Lassy"]Im a girl.. well sorta haha16, female!So i suppose i count :P[/quote]Oolala [;)]Nah Dont worry, Im Sixteen Too (: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 7, 2008 lol well Im not 16 but I am female [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canary cherub 1 Posted September 7, 2008 Whatever happened to Old Yella Bird? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted September 7, 2008 [quote user="SnakePit Lassy"]Im a girl.. well sorta haha16, female!So i suppose i count :P[/quote]why hello...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted September 7, 2008 [quote user="buddha"][quote user="SnakePit Lassy"]Im a girl.. well sorta haha16, female!So i suppose i count :P[/quote]why hello...lol[/quote]And she''s blonde Buddha! Well in my head anyway lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted September 7, 2008 wahey loli have a blonde joke...what do you call a clever blonde?a labrador...i will get my coat.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rock the Boat 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Well the fence-sitters are all blouse-wearing, limp-wristed, cross-dressing female wannabees, and there''s plenty of them on the message board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 728 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="Strawberry"]Whatever happened to Old Yella Bird? [/quote]Hello. Another bloody woman here. I know ''Old Yella Bird'' and can assure you she is in fine fettle but has been plunged into an electronic abyss probably as a result of getting an Apple Mac. She assures me she has full intentions of returning soon and redressing the testosterone / oestrogen balance on the message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SnakePit Lassy 0 Posted September 8, 2008 yes im blonde too lolwell sorta :P:P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,656 Posted September 8, 2008 Obviously i know Kathy and in fact Old Yella Bird also and before you fellow males get too carried away i think i must share with you the following;One is more like Old Grey Bird and other attempts to retain the good old days by changing hair colour every other week.Dont get me wrong,terrific ladies and avid City fans but not the ones to take home and introduce to your mum boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SnakePit Lassy 0 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Obviously i know Kathy and in fact Old Yella Bird also and before you fellow males get too carried away i think i must share with you the following;One is more like Old Grey Bird and other attempts to retain the good old days by changing hair colour every other week.Dont get me wrong,terrific ladies and avid City fans but not the ones to take home and introduce to your mum boys.[/quote]Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 728 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="TIL 1010"]Obviously i know Kathy and in fact Old Yella Bird also and before you fellow males get too carried away i think i must share with you the following;One is more like Old Grey Bird and other attempts to retain the good old days by changing hair colour every other week.Dont get me wrong,terrific ladies and avid City fans but not the ones to take home and introduce to your mum boys.[/quote] Many a good tune played on an old fiddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goony 0 Posted September 8, 2008 ... another girl here too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,656 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="Kathy"][quote user="TIL 1010"] Obviously i know Kathy and in fact Old Yella Bird also and before you fellow males get too carried away i think i must share with you the following;One is more like Old Grey Bird and other attempts to retain the good old days by changing hair colour every other week.Dont get me wrong,terrific ladies and avid City fans but not the ones to take home and introduce to your mum boys.[/quote] Many a good tune played on an old fiddle.[/quote]Self praise is no recommendation and i must add that if Girls Aloud were looking for new band members these two would fail the audition badly.As for good tunes on old fiddles please dont forget to turn the lights off boys cos it may make it more bearable! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canary cherub 1 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Kathy"][quote user="TIL 1010"] Obviously i know Kathy and in fact Old Yella Bird also and before you fellow males get too carried away i think i must share with you the following;One is more like Old Grey Bird and other attempts to retain the good old days by changing hair colour every other week.Dont get me wrong,terrific ladies and avid City fans but not the ones to take home and introduce to your mum boys.[/quote] Many a good tune played on an old fiddle.[/quote]Self praise is no recommendation and i must add that if Girls Aloud were looking for new band members these two would fail the audition badly.As for good tunes on old fiddles please dont forget to turn the lights off boys cos it may make it more bearable![/quote]Go and stand in front of the mirror in the altogether, then come back and say that again . . . pot/kettle methinks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Kathy"][quote user="TIL 1010"] Obviously i know Kathy and in fact Old Yella Bird also and before you fellow males get too carried away i think i must share with you the following;One is more like Old Grey Bird and other attempts to retain the good old days by changing hair colour every other week.Dont get me wrong,terrific ladies and avid City fans but not the ones to take home and introduce to your mum boys.[/quote] Many a good tune played on an old fiddle.[/quote]Self praise is no recommendation and i must add that if Girls Aloud were looking for new band members these two would fail the audition badly.As for good tunes on old fiddles please dont forget to turn the lights off boys cos it may make it more bearable![/quote]You Sir are no gentleman. Women are like a fine wine the pleasure increases with age and should be savoured accordingly. Fast passion goes with the young. Slow delight belongs to the older![6] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted September 8, 2008 We really do need another City game very soon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SnakePit Lassy 0 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]We really do need another City game very soon![/quote] Patience Pete.. :POnly gotta wait until.. Errr hmm next wednesday for a home one :O:O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stripey 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Another female here too - my first post. I''ve been ''lurking'' for a year or two enjoying your banter. Thanks for the entertainment! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macdougalls perm 0 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]We really do need another City game very soon![/quote]Slightly!!!! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluveadie 0 Posted September 8, 2008 I''m a girl too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marty 0 Posted September 8, 2008 I''m not one, but apart from their inability to drive, map read and tell the difference between left and right I think they are great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 728 Posted September 8, 2008 [quote user="Marty"]I''m not one, but apart from their inability to drive, map read and tell the difference between left and right I think they are great.[/quote]Never mind the football. This is war.Marty - an evening class for you.AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSESOPEN TO MEN ONLYNote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participantsThe course covers two days, and topics covered on this course include:DAY ONETOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?Roundtable discussionDIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOORPracticing with hamper (pictures and graphics)DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?Debate amongst a panel of expertsREMOTE CONTROLLosing the remote control - Helpline and support groupsLEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGSStarting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forumDAY TWOEMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?Group discussion and role playHEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTHPowerPoint presentationREAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOSTReal life testimonial from the one man who didIS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?Driving simulationLIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNEROnline class and role playingHOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANIONRelaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniquesREMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU''RE GOING TO BE LATEBring your calendar or PDA to classGETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIMEIndividual counsellors available [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites