Pete Raven 276 Posted August 23, 2008 http://new.edp24.co.uk/cs/forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=1368597 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted August 23, 2008 "Ref, if you''re going to get your arse in the way, can you keep it away from my head?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted August 23, 2008 " This is why I booked you for a two footed tackle, hurts doesnt it? " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted August 23, 2008 ''''I don''t remember this position in the Karma Sutra'''' [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,553 Posted August 23, 2008 "Now look here young man, I''m the Ref - and I''m perfectly capable of blowing my own whistle if you don''t mind!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted August 23, 2008 "To hell with your apologies. I''m currently going through divorce proceedings. Do you have any idea what my wife could do with a picture like this?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dom 0 Posted August 23, 2008 "The siemese twins just couldn''t get grips with the game" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Left a bit,left a bit, FIRE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jetstream 0 Posted August 23, 2008 "Players misunderstood the FA call for refs to be treated more like those in rugby" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorwichsNewFinest 0 Posted August 23, 2008 No, you can kiss my arse! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AP16 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Obviously the tension just gets too much for Smudger and 1st Wiz and they choose the wrong moment to rekindle their undying love for eachother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paul ncfc 0 Posted August 23, 2008 Invisible Man set to sue local Referee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Rages 0 Posted August 24, 2008 [quote user="paul ncfc"]Invisible Man set to sue local Referee.[/quote]John just played for the crack, the others took it more seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grumpy Old Blogger 0 Posted August 24, 2008 "Go on son, I''ve got him - you can go on and score now. And don''t forget your Mum and I want you home early this evening" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rustyboy 2 Posted August 24, 2008 This is taking this respect thing too far!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,553 Posted August 24, 2008 "Hey Ref! I can see a train coming!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 2 Posted August 24, 2008 You just wait till I bring my foot down that will learn you to pinch my studs you thiving sod . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 2 Posted August 24, 2008 You just wait till I bring my foot down that will learn you to pinch my studs you thieving sod . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted August 24, 2008 "I think you''re going about this the wrong way round." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 Posted August 24, 2008 I said oops upside ya head !! I said oops upside ya head !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Messiah 0 Posted August 24, 2008 "........and with a timely fart as ever, young "Bingo-wings Bagshaw" bursts through the defence, leaving a trail of havoc behind him". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted August 24, 2008 [quote user="Messiah"]"........and with a timely fart as ever, young "Bingo-wings Bagshaw" bursts through the defence, leaving a trail of havoc behind him".[/quote]LMAO [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AP16 0 Posted August 24, 2008 [quote user="Messiah"]"........and with a timely fart as ever, young "Bingo-wings Bagshaw" bursts through the defence, leaving a trail of havoc behind him".[/quote] Winner. That is brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Rages 0 Posted August 24, 2008 No matter how hard they tried, they could not recreate the tale of Bunny Larkins torn shorts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyJR 0 Posted August 25, 2008 "This is a football match, your in the wrong place. The two man, rolling aroundlike a couple of Numpty''s competition is going on, on the other side of the field." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Bump 0 Posted August 25, 2008 [quote user="Mello Yello"]"Hey Ref! I can see a train coming!"[/quote]No brownie points for making yours more visable.What was the score in the game, out of curiousity? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony DaWonderful 35 Posted August 25, 2008 Ref and Player pass out as boy gets impailed on umbrellas!Look closely before you say wtf! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claud 0 Posted August 26, 2008 "So that''s why they call you shit-head" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Original Yellow Fever 0 Posted August 26, 2008 You Gaffa said pile on the pressure, not pressure on a pile!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites