norwich joke

[greenheart 0]

four school kids asked by there teacher which team do u support? boy one liverpool sir! boy 2 liverpool sir boy 3 liverpool sir! boy 4 said norwich sir! NORWICH!!!  the teacher said why them .... dont want to be like restof them c###s...... 

[William Darby 0]

* theirNow go stand in the naughty corner

[BOOM!! 0]

Worst. Joke. Ever. *End of thread*

[Syteanric 1]

heres a joke that will gaurentee a huge roar of laughter

 

Ipswich town

 

jas :)

[Mister Chops 7]

[quote user="jas the barclay king"]

heres a joke that will gaurentee a huge roar of laughter

 Ipswich town

 jas :)

[/quote]What do you get when 100 Ipswich fans are buried up to their necks in sand?

More sand.

[The Walking Man 13]

[quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="jas the barclay king"]

heres a joke that will gaurentee a huge roar of laughter

 Ipswich town

 jas :)

[/quote]

What do you get when 100 Ipswich fans are buried up to their necks in sand?


More sand.

[/quote]

 

[:D][Y]

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

My wheelie bin was full yesterday, I had to take my rubbish to Ipswich.

[Fozzie 0]

This thread could be a good way to tell incredibly racist jokes.  Just replace ''black'', ''muslim'', etc. with ''Ipswich''.

[pete_norw 0]

[quote user="greenheart"]four school kids asked by there teacher which team do u support? boy one liverpool sir! boy 2 liverpool sir boy 3 liverpool sir! boy 4 said norwich sir! NORWICH!!!  the teacher said why them .... dont want to be like restof them c###s...... [/quote]

Magilton gets a phone call from the police telling him of a fire which broke out at portaloo road Jim says"What about all our Cups" the police officer replyed,"Oh don''t worrie sir the fire never got as far as the kitchen"

[city-till-i-die 7]

[quote user="pete_norw"]

[quote user="greenheart"]four school kids asked by there teacher which team do u support? boy one liverpool sir! boy 2 liverpool sir boy 3 liverpool sir! boy 4 said norwich sir! NORWICH!!!  the teacher said why them .... dont want to be like restof them c###s...... [/quote]

Magilton gets a phone call from the police telling him of a fire which broke out at portaloo road Jim says"What about all our Cups" the police officer replyed,"Oh don''t worrie sir the fire never got as far as the kitchen"

[/quote]lmao

[Houston Canary 0]

Just replace ''black'', ''muslim'', etc. with ''Ipswich'' - Fozzie

I didn''t know Muslim was a race.

[CanaryRyan 0]

Norwich have signed a new striker!

A korean international called WIN WUN SOON!

Sorry everyone, awful joke!

[YoungCanary 0]

Whats the difference between Jim Magilton and a bucket of crap?The bucket!

[ellis206 0]

What do you call 20 Ipswich fans skydiving? Diarrhoea

[Dicky 0]

Police today found an Ipswich fan tied to a tree, stabbed 12 times and shot 6 times.  Police have said this is the worst case of suicide they have seen.

[Dicky 0]

Couple of Ipswich fans walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.

 Husband says '' Oh for f**k''s sake stop crying, you’re still my sister''

 

[Here We Go 0]

Police cordoned off Ipswich Town Centre this morning when a
suspicious object was discovered in a car. It later turned
out to be a tax disc.

[Inch High aka Inchy.. 405]

What''s the difference between a hedghog and a coach full of Ipswich fans.

 

 

 

The hedghog has the pricks on the outside.[:P]

[pete_norw 0]

police caught an Ipswich fan climbing over the fence at portaloo road,

 they made him get back and watch

[Marty 0]

[quote user="Houston Canary"]

Just replace ''black'', ''muslim'', etc. with ''Ipswich'' - Fozzie

I didn''t know Muslim was a race.

[/quote]

he didn''t say it was a race, he said it was a way of telling racist jokes, he was correct.

 

[scrimmage 0]

[quote user="pete_norw"]

police caught an Ipswich fan climbing over the fence at portaloo road,

 they made him get back and watch

[/quote]hahaha.

[Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0]

I pswich fan walks into a job centre. "I want a job" he says.

"We have just the job for you sir" replies the receptionist. "You would be working as a chauffeur for a multi billionaire, driving expensive cars and would be expected to guard his two gorgeous daughters when he is away on business, It pays £200k a year"

"You are having me on" says the fan

"You f**kin started it" replied the receptionist

[Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0]

Norfolk Police have shot an Ipswich Fan dead in the centre of Norwich.

When questioned by the coronor as to why the Ipswich fan was found to have 68 bullet wounds in his body the firearms officer replied "Thats all we had"

[Yellow Submarine 0]

A man gets pulled over by the police for driving erratically.

Officer: “I’ve pulled you over Sir because I believe you’re under the influence of alcohol, I’m going to have to ask you to take the breathalyzer!”

Driver: “Sorry officer, no can do! I’m heavily asthmatic!”

Officer: “Okay then, I’m going to have to ask you for a blood sample!”

Driver: “Sorry officer, no can do! I’m anaemic so I can’t give blood!”

Officer: “Okay no problem sir, I’ll have to ask you to give me a urine sample!”

Driver: “Again officer, sorry no can do!”

Officer: “LOOK I’M LOSING MY PATIENCE NOW, WHY?”

The driver hand the officer his football season ticket which reads: Don’t take the pi$$, I support Ipswich Town!  

[Gunn Rack 0]

What have Portman Road and a GUM clinic got in common?

They''re both full of of Scabby c***s.

This is of course not strictly true as Portaloo Rd is usually empty.

[InLambertWeTrust! 0]

[quote user="Dicky"]

Couple of Ipswich fans walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.

 Husband says '' Oh for f**k''s sake stop crying, you’re still my sister''

 

[/quote]

best one on here [:P]

[Dicky 0]

Couple of Ipswich fans walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out.

 Husband says '' Oh for f**k''s sake stop crying, you’re still my sister''

 

 

best one on here [:P]

 

Ah, thanks.

[Fozzie 0]

[quote user="Marty"][quote user="Houston Canary"]

Just replace ''black'', ''muslim'', etc. with ''Ipswich'' - Fozzie

I didn''t know Muslim was a race.

[/quote]

he didn''t say it was a race, he said it was a way of telling racist jokes, he was correct.

 [/quote]

Exactly.  It''s part of the racial stereotyping that these jokes use.

Such as:

-Why are there no Ipswich Town fans in Star Trek?Because it''s set in the future.

- Why do so many Ipswich Town fans marry their own cousins?

To ensure the next generation will be dumb enough to buy season tickets.

- An Ipswich Town fan in our street has doused himself in petrol, set fire to himself and burnt to death.

We''re having a collection for his family.

So far, we''ve got 80 litres!

Or a random club:

-There''s a new kind of sanitary towel being sold.

It''s got a drawing of the Manchester United kit and you get to colour it in.

And so on...

[Davness 0]

What''s the worst thing about a double decker bus carrying 10 Ipswich fans going off the edge of a cliff?

You could fit at least 50 Ipswich fans on the bus!

[Mr Brownstone 0]

Police have pulled the body of a man out of a river. He was wearing an Ipswich shirt, a thong, stockings and suspenders and stilleto heels. The Police removed the Ipswich shirt to save the family any embarrassment.