Any old journeymen strikers out there...

[Robert Ketts Yellow Army 15]

Who are over 6ft 2ins tall and who we can pay loads of money to every week in return for a poor contribution to our increasingly pathetic football club?

[Hog 0]

Geoff Horsfield

[. 0]

Peter Thorne........

[Tetteys Jig 830]

Brett Ormerod

[The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0]

John Hartson

[lincoln canary (& Golden Coppel) 0]

jason lee

[djc 0]

Dion Dublin is a free agent (sort of).......

Mind you, perhaps he is too old for the likes of us.

And maybe the prospect of playing for Norwich isnt enough to tempt him out of retirement, even on a short-term contract.

He could even do the Sky match commentary for each Norwich game as he played.