Syteanric 1 Posted August 7, 2008 my fellow pinkun posters here is a chance for you to plot a revenge best served cold! My Dad was down in Ipswich today, had to take my sister down there for something... as a laugh he stopped in the poorman road club shop, he purchased a "gewt well soon" card for my Ipswich supporting GF (as she is currently unwell), a plastic cup for my little girl and got me a free Magazine....He thought it was hilarious but i am fuming.. the magazine has now been burnt and is currently smouldering in the back garden on the wet grass as i type.... And I have just had a huge arguement with the GF about the plastic cup... my little girl IS NOT drinking from it.. not once... not ever... I could "accidentally" break it.. but would then get it in the ear off people, i might take her to the park with it and leave it there... which is far more feasible and workable as an excuse....So, how should i get revenge on the old mans rather juvenile "humour" slash his tyres? disown him? jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptnCanary 0 Posted August 7, 2008 Just to be on the safe side and make sure that no liquid ever shall be drunk from it I would at least drill a hole in the bottom. Or howabout, accidentally leave it on the hob with the hob switched on? Or hurl it into your loft and say you cant get it back due to risk of falling through the ceiling. Whatever you do, do it soon, do it quick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted August 7, 2008 Jas, is your old man a scummer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted August 7, 2008 Get him drunk and then tattoo NCFC rules on his ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freestone85 0 Posted August 7, 2008 why dont you pay to put his and your g/friends names on a brick in the jarrold stand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted August 7, 2008 [quote user="C.T "]Jas, is your old man a scummer?[/quote]no.. he has a season ticket in the Disabled stand, he just has a very twisted sense of humour.. im more upset by the fact he has given money to that facless organisatioand has funded the arms dealer.jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted August 7, 2008 o right well the fact that he supports the RIGHT team in E/A presents a problem... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fish and chips 0 Posted August 7, 2008 i would disown ur bird mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Slob 0 Posted August 7, 2008 sell her on ebay, that should recover the costs and any mental scares Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Slob 0 Posted August 7, 2008 Jas i cant believe you would even talk to an ipswich supporting human being (if that''s what they are classed as) let alone call one your girlfriend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrisr 0 Posted August 7, 2008 Arrange for him to make a public confession at CR before the Blackpool game and pay penance on his knees in front of the Barclay saying OTBC''s instead of hail Mary''s? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted August 7, 2008 [quote user="jas the barclay king"][quote user="C.T "]Jas, is your old man a scummer?[/quote]no.. he has a season ticket in the Disabled stand, he just has a very twisted sense of humour.. im more upset by the fact he has given money to that facless organisatioand has funded the arms dealer.jas :)[/quote]lol I could really be had up for some of the retalliation stuff I have done, amazing warped mind of mine.If he likes chocolate, buy a bar of cadbury''s and a bar of ex-lax, swap the paper over, offer him a bit of cadburys, lured into a false sense of security, the next bit you hand over will be ex-lax, they honestly dont realise the difference.Does he drive? Is his car his pride and joy? Buy some rear passenger mats, then water his rear passenger mat a little, sprinkle on grass seeds and watch them grow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
singing canary 0 Posted August 7, 2008 decide to paint something in your house yellow use that cup...and drop it in the paint.....or throw it in the loft and pretend its lost,!!!! good luck mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted August 8, 2008 an update!the cup has now been hidden! Due to my GF being on the short side I have hidden it ontop of the cupboards in the kitchen behind an old food mixer we never use anymore, she wont be able to see it and if she does she wont be able to reach it! and if i refuse to get it back down then its hard luck! lol... so far it hasnt been noticed, i shall be buying my little Girl an NCFC drinks bottle before the Blackpool game to erase the whole horrible situation from her little mind! jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5-4-1 0 Posted August 8, 2008 I suggest you call the Samaratans as both you and your husband are in need of help. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted August 8, 2008 Did you ever see the film ''A Clockwork Orange''? Get your father in the disposition below and subject him to your computer monitor to read the contents of the Pink ''un message board.[img]http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted August 8, 2008 [quote user="5-4-1"]I suggest you call the Samaratans as both you and your husband are in need of help.[/quote]whos husband?jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scottlarock 10 Posted August 8, 2008 [quote user="jas the barclay king"]my fellow pinkun posters here is a chance for you to plot a revenge best served cold! My Dad was down in Ipswich today, had to take my sister down there for something... as a laugh he stopped in the poorman road club shop, he purchased a "gewt well soon" card for my Ipswich supporting GF (as she is currently unwell), a plastic cup for my little girl and got me a free Magazine....He thought it was hilarious but i am fuming.. the magazine has now been burnt and is currently smouldering in the back garden on the wet grass as i type.... And I have just had a huge arguement with the GF about the plastic cup... my little girl IS NOT drinking from it.. not once... not ever... I could "accidentally" break it.. but would then get it in the ear off people, i might take her to the park with it and leave it there... which is far more feasible and workable as an excuse....So, how should i get revenge on the old mans rather juvenile "humour" slash his tyres? disown him? jas :)[/quote]Jas, get an Ipsh** car sticker - put in back window of car - forget about it, he''ll never notice - tell him some time in the future. Job done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berkshire Canary 12 Posted August 8, 2008 [quote user="shyster"]Did you ever see the film ''A Clockwork Orange''? Get your father in the disposition below and subject him to your computer monitor to read the contents of the Pink ''un message board.[img]http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg[/img][/quote]Now that is just cruel!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colneycanary 0 Posted August 8, 2008 I was going to suggest you could use it as a poop scoop if you have a dog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoolahan? Youlahan! 0 Posted August 8, 2008 [quote user="colneycanary"]I was going to suggest you could use it as a poop scoop if you have a dog![/quote]Good idea, because then it would be completely like us, shit in the cup :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted August 8, 2008 [quote user="Hoolahan Youlahan"][quote user="colneycanary"]I was going to suggest you could use it as a poop scoop if you have a dog![/quote]Good idea, because then it would be completely like us, shit in the cup :P[/quote]some fly''s playing football in a saucer using a lump of sugar as the ball.. the best player kicks it out of the saucer and his manager says "your gona have to do better than that.. we''re playing in the cup tommorow" *Badum Tsh!*jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted August 8, 2008 [quote user="jas the barclay king"]my fellow pinkun posters here is a chance for you to plot a revenge best served cold! My Dad was down in Ipswich today, had to take my sister down there for something... as a laugh he stopped in the poorman road club shop, he purchased a "gewt well soon" card for my Ipswich supporting GF (as she is currently unwell), a plastic cup for my little girl and got me a free Magazine....He thought it was hilarious but i am fuming.. the magazine has now been burnt and is currently smouldering in the back garden on the wet grass as i type.... And I have just had a huge arguement with the GF about the plastic cup... my little girl IS NOT drinking from it.. not once... not ever... I could "accidentally" break it.. but would then get it in the ear off people, i might take her to the park with it and leave it there... which is far more feasible and workable as an excuse....So, how should i get revenge on the old mans rather juvenile "humour" slash his tyres? disown him? jas :) [/quote]Urinate on him while he is asleep...that''s what my kids do to me.My how we laaaarf...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
