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this might be a very random post, but i was thinking earlier today in the paper shop with my cousin ryan, ''where has that dennis bergkamp got to?''

ryan answered ''he''s retired'' i said ''i know that!''. i then said it would be nice to have a person like him to teach his striker talents to our accademy strikers. he agred!

we could do with somebody like dennis bergkamp to teach our accademy strikers.

what do u lot think?

 

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[quote user="jordimurrell"]

this might be a very random post, but i was thinking earlier today in the paper shop with my cousin ryan, ''where has that dennis bergkamp got to?''

ryan answered ''he''s retired'' i said ''i know that!''. i then said it would be nice to have a person like him to teach his striker talents to our accademy strikers. he agred!

we could do with somebody like dennis bergkamp to teach our accademy strikers.

what do u lot think?

 

[/quote]Would be nice Jordi but I''m sure he''s probably enjoying the vast amounts of money he made!

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Love your optimism........... Comedy as it is.

Although as someone else said he''s taking his coaching badges back in Holland I believe & may have even already linked up with Ajax

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[quote user="C.T wizard"]

hey Jordi hows it going?

Try posting on here: www.twtd.co.uk  they''ll like you [:)

also when you have a moment try pressing alt F4

See ya[:D]

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Ha ha ha ha you little sh*t! I just pressed alt F4 to see what it did...... I bet the rest of them lot ^^^^^^^^^ did it as well, but too embarressed to admit it.

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[quote user="SuperWesIrishWizard"]Ha ha ha ha you little sh*t! I just pressed alt F4 to see what it did...... I bet the rest of them lot ^^^^^^^^^ did it as well, but too embarressed to admit it.[/quote]Sorry for the text speak but you just made me lmfao there! Surely everyone knows what alt F4 does? Obviously not... quality stuff... [:)]

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I hate Bergkamp-he always had a dark side, I remember him stamping on an opponent in the World Cup finals-not sure what year. He always seemed to be a snide little tosser . His eyes are too close together as well.

And he knocked us out of the UEFA Cup!

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[quote user="SuperWesIrishWizard"][quote user="C.T wizard"]

hey Jordi hows it going?

Try posting on here: www.twtd.co.uk  they''ll like you [:)

also when you have a moment try pressing alt F4

See ya[:D]

[/quote]

Ha ha ha ha you little sh*t! I just pressed alt F4 to see what it did...... I bet the rest of them lot ^^^^^^^^^ did it as well, but too embarressed to admit it.

[/quote]

I believe CT nicked that from someone....[:)] can''t think who though [;)]hahaha. yeah Jordi... greeeat idea.

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Jordi. Oh dear,Oh dear,Oh dear.....What are you like???

Me and my dog was in tha sweet shop today when me bitch said to me....Do you remember that there Dean Coney????. I said " yeah, I remember him, lets get him to Colney teaching Lupoli a thing or two" 

Luckily me bitch has sense and told me my suggestion was stoopid and that I should learn to know about football before I talk about it.

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[quote user="Pied as a Mattress"]

Jordi. Oh dear,Oh dear,Oh dear.....What are you like???

Me and my dog was in tha sweet shop today when me bitch said to me....Do you remember that there Dean Coney????. I said " yeah, I remember him, lets get him to Colney teaching Lupoli a thing or two" 

Luckily me bitch has sense and told me my suggestion was stoopid and that I should learn to know about football before I talk about it.

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He''d show Lupoli and all the rest how to score with their chuff!!!

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[quote user="jordimurrell"]

this might be a very random post, but i was thinking earlier today in the paper shop with my cousin ryan, ''where has that dennis bergkamp got to?''

ryan answered ''he''s retired'' i said ''i know that!''. i then said it would be nice to have a person like him to teach his striker talents to our accademy strikers. he agred!

we could do with somebody like dennis bergkamp to teach our accademy strikers.

what do u lot think?

 

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what an amazing idea jordi. why don''t you tell glenn ?

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