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My husband and I thought we should send a personal message to all our subjects "The best fans in the world" during these troubled times.

That is with the exception of the "anus horribulus" that attacked one of my domains the other night. To the tower err hotel with them Sir Doomy.

I am sure you must all understand that my consort and I know what is best for our subjects and I am also sure that you would not understand all the difficult joined up writing that we have had to read during that usurpers attempt to steal our crown jewels.With help from my tame fire breathing dragons we have repulsed this attack and sent him packing back to his Tower(gate).

All you need to know is how to keep paying your dues and swearing allegiance to me your "Queen of Tarts" to gain your passes to my Queendom.

The departure of some of my loyal Knights recently has not weakened our yellow army at all and I am actively helping my Major General Sir Roed to persuade other kingdoms to lend us some young squires to tied us over till my fleet returns.

I will just repeat our battle cry "Lets be havin you", God bless you all

 

DS

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My husband and I thought we should send a personal message to all our subjects "The best fans in the world" during these troubled times.

That is with the exception of the "anus horribulus" that attacked one of my domains the other night. To the tower err hotel with them Sir Doomy.

I am sure you must all understand that my consort and I know what is best for our subjects and I am also sure that you would not understand all the difficult joined up writing that we have had to read during that usurpers attempt to steal our crown jewels.With help from my tame fire breathing dragons we have repulsed this attack and sent him packing back to his Tower(gate).

All you need to know is how to keep paying your dues and swearing allegiance to me your "Queen of Tarts" to gain your passes to my Queendom.

The departure of some of my loyal Knights recently has not weakened our yellow army at all and I am actively helping my Major General Sir Roed to persuade other kingdoms to lend us some young squires to tied us over till my fleet returns.

I will just repeat our battle cry "Lets be havin you", God bless you all

 

DS

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LMAO fantastic and certainly brightened my day, cheers.

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