Michael Starr 571 Posted July 8, 2008 The forthcoming trip to Sweden will be much cheaper... there''s only about 12 senior players goingWe may have a poor squad but we have the best home made sausages in England... bar that place just outside GillinghamOur debts are fixed... like morgagesLess squad players equals less shower water usage which in turn is good for the planetLess squad players equals less wear on our beautiful Colney training grounds... thus we can sack a groundsman and save more moneyThank god we''ve not signing anyone of international quality just yet... they''ll just leave anyway eventuallyJamie Cureton''s name is cool... it rhymes with... err... it''s a cool nameNeil Adams was recently sacked from the coaching staff... To be fair, he couldnt hit a crossbar could he!Going to a game at Carrow Road is a good way to keep warm... all those red boiling faces... and 20,000+ of them... warmWhen Cureton misses it''s probably for the best because it saves wear and tear on the netsWe may finish 2/3''s down the championship... but at least we''re not in the Premiership with all its.... ... wags...Daryl Russell looks cool, i don''t care if he misses a pass... he looks hip and trendy!Probably good that Dublins gone now... we get to see him on TV instead of that annoying Townsend dudeWe''re in the championship... that''s where the real football''s at!Whenever our defence goes to sleep... at Carrow Road, they''re literally meters from a hotel... which is handy when you think about itTrying to lighten the mood on the forums :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
