Football dictionary

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Just found this and thought the board could use some light hearted humour.anyone able to think of anymore?abramovich n, cashpoint (Rus.)barton n. A training routine, esp. in prison. Barwick n, a ginger tache. bergkamp n, holding area for the distressed at airports bigron n, unthinking racial slur; any comment that hasn''t been thought throughblatter v, to put forward an idea without thinking it through e.g. ''He blattered a bigron and everyone laughed him out of town''cantona n, a poor actor; v, aloof, hoity-toityCantonese n, what a Cantona speaks; b******s.Capello n, specialist school for rich reprobates. cristiano n, hair-gel; a wink; the act of falling over unnecessarily.dickov n, go awayFA n, Football Association; Faria Alam; eff-all.fabregas n, portable fuel for caravans, etc.hansen adj, miserable; favouring negativityhoddle v, saintly but misguidedkeano n, a deliberate blow to the shin-bonekingkev n, pointless return journey.McClaren n, umbrella for wussesmakelele n, Scouse banjomancity n, in legend, a place of perpetual sorrowsmaradona n, (Geordie) friend''s kebabmottie n, an obscure factref n, cataractrio adj, absent-minded; unable to urinate at a proscribed time. rooney adj. impossible to look at, e.g ''that lady of the night is particularly rooney''ronaldo n, a large beast with big teethronaldinho n, like a ronaldo only smallerronaldinhoinho n, like a ronaldinho only even smaller. savage n, a savageschmeichel n, huge, semi-mythical Danish snowbeast, noted for red nose and ultrasonic roarscudamore n, silly idea, prompted by financial gain. seaman n, hairstyle induced by middle-agesheva n, showy, overpriced, worthless trinket.souness n, sourness (Sc.)strachan n (Sc.) incomprehensible fire-sprite.sven n, (onomatapoeic) the sound of silk undergarments being removedtoonarmy n, groundless optimism. totti n, attractive womenvenable n, extended period of leisure; v, to work in a tanning boothzizou n, head-butt aimed at the chest.

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doherty v, to grope another man whilst looking at the sky

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Crofty (a verb) meaning to run about like a headless chicken.

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Grant - n - A random and incomphensible rant about anyone or anything, usually in a scottish accent.

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Earnshaw - (1) A lack of dental facilities.  (2) A serious need for braces, as in "That striker has earnshaw", or" There is an earnshaw in Wales, but the National Health says they will be opening offices and assigning positions when the new students finish their internships."  

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a Delia (n) - A measure of embarassment. Most embarassing events are measured in picoDelias (pD) (1,000,000 picoDelias = 1 Delia).i.e. saying a long series of protracted goodbyes and then having to return for your hat = 87 pD.

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Worthy (adj)  - meaning a long protracted goodbye, often associated with one outstaying their welcome.

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Arthur - (adj) Grumpy or touchy.

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Doing a "Doc" (noun) ....or talking optimistically whilst unconsciously sticking in pins into the corn dolly of fate

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Roeder - (n) Saviour, also (adj) seller of the inferior.

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Cluck - verb - To be clucked - The act of being diasappeared for a crime of which is unknown....

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Ashton - (n) Valuable item which unexplainedly disappears, only to be sold for a huge profit, which also unexplainedly disappears.

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Brown - v - to brown, the act of a panic buy buy which will never pay off but inexpliacbly ends up making a fincancial profit.

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Green - (n) To perform fantastically with no recognition.

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Lewis - (n) Item of fantastic potential sold very cheaply also (n) Drab TV drama set in Oxford

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BigDunc....Legendary Norfolk God,similar to Nordic god Thor...many have felt his hammer!

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Johnson v- To fall over without just cause.

Royle v- To grow, in mass, beyond reason.

 

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Letsbehavinu - (adj) - A druken rallying cry for support

Pinkun (N) - A place where conversation  a) is turned into bitter arguements  or b) leads to pointless arguements over political correctness and crazy accusation of racism.

 

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Letsbehavinu - (adj) - A druken rallying cry for support

Pinkun (N) - A place where conversation  a) is turned into bitter arguements  or b) leads to pointless arguements over political correctness and crazy accusation of racism.

 

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HUDDY adj- To be bitter about past accusations!

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Eadie (adj.): Extremely quick and agile.Gunny (adj.): Rotund and joc(k)ular.Shackell (v.): To hold someone against their will, usually by the shirt.Abbey (adj.): Unsteady or brittle ("my knee''s gone a bit Abbey", for example)Keefo (n.): A young scoundrel, often with an inflated sense of self-worth.Waghorn (n.): An amplifying instrument used to address the masses.Derveld (n.): An imported package that turns out to be worth a fraction of what you originally thought.

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Le Juge - n - 1. A non-flame retardent flag that is not permitted to be hung or waved in sporting arenas. 2.A symbol of unfair beaurocracy 3. A has-been footballer.

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[quote user="Fellas"]Le Juge - n - 1. A non-flame retardent flag that is not permitted to be hung or waved in sporting arenas. 2.A symbol of unfair beaurocracy 3. A has-been footballer.[/quote]also a way for a hearts fan to describe a booking or red card.