Hannibal 0 Posted February 28, 2008 After reading the thread about the chanting in the barcley, it got me thinking as to what is the best chant in football. (not song i.e. On the ball or you''ll never walk alone) the one that made me chuckle the most lately was this. Liverpool for Stevie G Steve Gerrard, GerrardHe can pass the ball 40 yardsHe''s big and he''s F****in HardSteve Gerrard, Gerrard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted February 28, 2008 A adaptation of that, which is better:Steve Gerrard, GerrardHe''s scouse and he''ll steal your carHe''s scouse and he''ll steal your carSteve Gerrard, GerrardThis sums up his play for England much better than the scousers version.and an oldie from the scousers to west ham, while I''m on the theme.You''ve got Di CanioWe''ve got your stereo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted February 28, 2008 ''Top of the league at Portman Road'' still sticks in the gut for Town fans. Classic chant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted February 28, 2008 [quote user="Captain Slog"]''Top of the league at Portman Road'' still sticks in the gut for Town fans. Classic chant.[/quote] I liked Man Citys Benjani chant against Man Utd."Benjani Oh oh ohBenjani Oh oh ohHe comes from ZimbabweHe scored on derby day" Good chanting..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skip 3 Posted February 28, 2008 those crazy Newcastle fans love Happy Days!!!"Sunday, Monday, Habib BeyeTuesday, Wednesday, Habib BeyeThursday, Friday, Habib BeyeSaturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DisorientatedCanary 0 Posted February 28, 2008 MAN UTD....Park Ji Sung Park, Park, wherever you may be,you eat dog in your home country,could be worse, you could be scouse,they eat rats in their council house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
THE NEST 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Adrian Forbes, my Lord, Adrian ForbesAdrian Forbes, my Lord, Adrian ForbesAdrian Forbes, my Lord, Adrian ForbesO Lord, Adrian Forbes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 2 Posted February 28, 2008 I liked the chant that Hibs fans sung to Rangers keeper Andy Goram a few years back when he was diagnosed with mild schitzophrenia:''Two Andy Goram''s, there''s only two Andy Gorams'''' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buncey 1 Posted February 28, 2008 I think the ol'' safri chant was good ''un. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Personal favourites....''dig a hole and f''ing bury him...''and the variation of never walk alone sung to liverpool fans way back ''sign on, with a pen in your hand, cause you''ll never get a job, sign on, sign on''.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eastside Canary 0 Posted February 28, 2008 I saw this one on a TV magazine show doing a story on Tim Howard. The Man U fans were singing, to the tune from Mary Poppins,Tim Timiney, Tim Timiney, Tim Tim, TerooWe''ve got Tim Howard, and he says, "F!*k you."More basic one by NCFC fans was at an Ipswich game I attended. "Mariner is a wanker". To the point and effective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boyo 0 Posted February 28, 2008 I liked when we sang:Alex whats the score, Alex, Alex whats the score!when we beat united.I also like it when England fans sing:There were ten german bombers in the air, there were ten german bombers in the air, there were ten german bombers, ten german bombers, ten german bombers in the air.And the RAF for england shot one down, and the RAF for england shot one down, and the RAF for england, the RAF for england, the RAF for england shot one down.etc, etc, etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savenell 0 Posted February 28, 2008 My faveourite chant i''ve seen was on the bbc quotes of the week last week and went: "Oh when the beans,Come out the tin,Oh when the beans come out the tin,You put the bread in the toaster,Oh when the beans come out the tin."Birmingham fans at West Ham. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huddy 0 Posted February 28, 2008 I like the aston villa song for Gabby Agbonlahor, to the tune of come a chameleon, well the tune because i cant understrand the lyrics.Something like:"Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby AgbonlahorHe''ll run and scoreAgbonlahorrrrrrrr....." Also, "We''re gonna win 7-6" and "Easy , Easy, Easy" both at fulham and the latter also v man utd.Quite like "12 Huckerbyy''s.....", "we love you Paul mcveigh" and "Morrocans all over the world" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
THE NEST 0 Posted February 28, 2008 "T**T"Aimed at Bywater of Derby County last season.Turns out I was right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canaryjock 0 Posted February 28, 2008 [quote user="All in Yellow"]I liked the chant that Hibs fans sung to Rangers keeper Andy Goram a few years back when he was diagnosed with mild schitzophrenia:''Two Andy Goram''s, there''s only two Andy Gorams''''[/quote]Just to be a pedantic sod for a minute, it wasn''t because he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia, it was because he withdrew from the Scotland pre-Euro 96 tour of the USA because he "wasn''t mentally attuned".For my money, I loved the McKenzie/Malky "scored against the scum, then scored another one" song. Classic! Time for another rendition methinks! [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted February 28, 2008 [quote user="jimmy500"]Personal favourites....''dig a hole and f''ing bury him...''and the variation of never walk alone sung to liverpool fans way back ''sign on, with a pen in your hand, cause you''ll never get a job, sign on, sign on''....[/quote] Or the last stand of the kop at Anfield when Norwich fans sang "Sit down.....sit down.....with your arse.......in your seat seats......cause you''ll never stand......again" Then Gossy hid that 30 yarder and pandomonium ensued.Vintage stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted February 28, 2008 To: Puff The Magic DragonCroft''s a magic wingerHe came from Man CityBut he''s bollocks in the scoring listsAnd so says Huckerby But while he''s crap on paperWe love our lad Lee CroftThe Barclay sing him down the wingAnd scream for him to cross.Or....Ched the young Welsh DragonBorn by the sea (Rhyl)Said bollocks to ManchuniansI''ll be a Canary. He soon got on the scoresheetThe Norwich fans loved ChedWe''re bjorn again - goodbye to SvenHe''ll play for us instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted February 28, 2008 Mark Foth-er-ing-hamMark Foth-er-ing....ha........aaaaaaaaaaa........aaaaaaaam(Fill in the blank folks)Mark Foth-er-ing-ham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eam 0 Posted February 28, 2008 He''s tall, he''s lean he''s a freaky goal machine - Peter crouch, Peter Crouch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dowp End 0 Posted February 28, 2008 '' Your Mums Your Dad'' Your Dads Your Mum Your All Inbred ''Your Ipswich Scum'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McCanary 0 Posted February 28, 2008 A while ago now but I`ll always remember" you`re sh!t ........................and you stink of fish" sung to the Grimsby fans. In the days of inflatable Harry the Haddock etc. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drazen Muzinic 1,421 Posted February 28, 2008 Another ''older'' chant I used to hear at away games - and was very pleased to be able to resurrect this season - was to the tune of (Do The) Hustle by Van McCoy...Do do do do do do do do do...Darel Russell!Erm...Always made me chuckle anyway! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polar 0 Posted February 28, 2008 United fans sung against Lyon:to the tune of ag-a-dooanderson son sonhe''s better than klebersonanderson son sonour midfield magicianon his left on his rightto the samba beat tonitehe is class with a passand he s*ts on fabregas...et repetez vouz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
we8wba 0 Posted February 29, 2008 couple wolves ones down years i liked to the old andy cole songalex raealex raealex alex raehe got no hair but we dont carealex alex raewinter wonderlandthers only one jody craddockone jody craddockhe used to be sh!tebut now he alrightwalking in a craddock wonderlandteam gary breenswe all dream of a team gary breensteam gary breens, a team of gary breenswe all dream of team gary breen, a team gary breens a team of gary breensat number 1 is gary breennumber 2 is gary breennumber 3 is gary breennumber 4 is gary breennumber 5 is gary breennumber 6 is gary breennumber 7 is gary breennumber 8 is gary breennumber 9 is STEVIE BULLnumber 10 is gary breennumber 11 is gary breennumber 12 is gary breenwe all dream of team of gary breens etc...my old man a dustbin manoh stevie bulls a tatterhe wears and england caphe plays for wolverhampton n he a lovely chaphe scores with his left foothe scores with his rightand when we play the albiooooonhe score all fvckin night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 0 Posted February 29, 2008 [quote user="Polar"]United fans sung against Lyon:to the tune of ag-a-dooanderson son sonhe''s better than klebersonanderson son sonour midfield magicianon his left on his rightto the samba beat tonitehe is class with a passand he s*ts on fabregas...et repetez vouz[/quote]it''s actually...Anderson son son he is better than KlebersonAnderson son son he''s our midfield magicianWith his left with his right he''ll do the samba dance tonightHe is class with the brass and he shits on Fabregas!! Someone said ''easy'' was one of their favourites... just about sums up fans in the 21st century!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul - MCFC 0 Posted February 29, 2008 [quote user="Savenell"]My faveourite chant i''ve seen was on the bbc quotes of the week last week and went: "Oh when the beans,Come out the tin,Oh when the beans come out the tin,You put the bread in the toaster,Oh when the beans come out the tin."Birmingham fans at West Ham.[/quote]I''ll claim that for the man city boys about 2 years ago! I co-run a supporters group and we make CD''s with football chants on... this was on our 2nd album I think the robbing bar-stewards! and its "I wanna be in that toaster" not "you put the bread in the toaster" although i think in fairness the B''ham version is betterfavourite MCFC chants from recent weeks"he''s bald, he''s old, he never plays in goal Jens Lehman, Jens Lehman" - vs the arsenal"fergie''s right your fans are sh**e" + "time for you sandwiches" (10mins before half time as they start sneaking out) + "worst support we''ve ever seen" (when the stadium announcer said there were 78k or something fans in swamp at salford) - vs some team from Salford on the 10.02.08.Away at everton "go find my sterio" at the everton police when had a go at my group for singing "where''s my car sterio" to the everton fans."Lescott is a Klingon" - vs Everton at COMS on Monday unfortunately 5 minutes later he scored :(Then Derby Co. about a month ago get 10/10 for the come back!MCFC sang "who''s the w**ker with the drum" they then sang back "(insert name think it was john?) is the wanker with the drum" superb! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 2 Posted February 29, 2008 Fair enough. I picked up one of those tiny books they always have by the tills in book shops which had the best chant for loads of teams in England and Scotland (ours was ''we shoot burglars'') and it said in there it was due to the Schizophrenia.It also says it was due to schizophrenia here: http://www.schizophrenia.com/schizoph/schizsuff.htmlhere: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Goramhere: http://www.goalkeepersaredifferent.com/keeper/personal.htmhere: http://www.healthmad.com/Conditions-and-Diseases/Mental-Disorders-Schizophrenia.71500here: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/09082007/58/premier-league-curse-scottish-keeper.htmland on 709 other google search results. But I''m just being pedantic. ;-pAnother favourite chant of mine is what some Liverpool fans sing about Crouch:''His big, He''s Red, His feet stick out of bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skins89 0 Posted February 29, 2008 theres onli 1 jimmy saville 1 jimmy savillenow tht was fun even the away fans agreed lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harleston Canary 0 Posted February 29, 2008 I still like:''Viva Marc Libbra'',''Viva Marc Libbra''...to the tune of ''Viva Las Vegas''.Simple, but effective.Another good one:''Kick it off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage...'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites