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After reading the thread about the chanting in the barcley, it got me thinking as to what is the best chant in football. (not song i.e. On the ball or you''ll never walk alone)

 

the one that made me chuckle the most lately was this.

 

Liverpool for Stevie G

 

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

He can pass the ball 40 yards

He''s big and he''s F****in Hard

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

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A adaptation of that, which is better:Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

He''s scouse and he''ll steal your car

He''s scouse and he''ll steal your car

Steve Gerrard, GerrardThis sums up his play for England much better than the scousers version.and an oldie from the scousers to west ham, while I''m on the theme.You''ve got Di CanioWe''ve got your stereo.

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[quote user="Captain Slog"]''Top of the league at Portman Road'' still sticks in the gut for Town fans. Classic chant.[/quote]

 

I liked Man Citys Benjani chant against Man Utd.

"Benjani Oh oh oh

Benjani Oh oh oh

He comes from Zimbabwe

He scored on derby day"

 

Good chanting.....

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those crazy Newcastle fans love Happy Days!!!

"Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday, Habib Beye
Thursday, Friday, Habib Beye
Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!"

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Adrian Forbes, my Lord, Adrian Forbes

Adrian Forbes, my Lord, Adrian Forbes

Adrian Forbes, my Lord, Adrian Forbes

O Lord, Adrian Forbes.

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I liked the chant that Hibs fans sung to Rangers keeper Andy Goram a few years back when he was diagnosed with mild schitzophrenia:

''Two Andy Goram''s, there''s only two Andy Gorams''''

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Personal favourites....

''dig a hole and f''ing bury him...''

and the variation of never walk alone sung to liverpool fans way back ''sign on, with a pen in your hand, cause you''ll never get a job, sign on, sign on''....

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I saw this one on a TV magazine show doing a story on Tim Howard.  The Man U fans were singing, to the tune from Mary Poppins,

Tim Timiney, Tim Timiney, Tim Tim, Teroo

We''ve got Tim Howard, and he says, "F!*k you."

More basic one by NCFC fans was at an Ipswich game I attended.  "Mariner is a wanker". To the point and effective. 

 

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I liked when we sang:

Alex whats the score, 

Alex, Alex whats the score!

when we beat united.

I also like it when England fans sing:

There were ten german bombers in the air, there were ten german bombers in the air, there were ten german bombers, ten german bombers, ten german bombers in the air.

And the RAF for england shot one down, and the RAF for england shot one down, and the RAF for england, the RAF for england, the RAF for england shot one down.

etc, etc, etc.

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My faveourite chant i''ve seen was on the bbc quotes of the week last week and went:

 

"Oh when the beans,
Come out the tin,
Oh when the beans come out the tin,
You put the bread in the toaster,
Oh when the beans come out the tin."
Birmingham fans at West Ham.

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I like the aston villa song for Gabby Agbonlahor, to the tune of come a chameleon, well the tune because i cant understrand the lyrics.

Something like:

"Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He''ll run and score

Agbonlahorrrrrrrr....."

 

Also, "We''re gonna win 7-6" and "Easy , Easy, Easy" both at fulham and the latter also v man utd.

Quite like "12 Huckerbyy''s.....", "we love you Paul mcveigh" and "Morrocans all over the world"

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[quote user="All in Yellow"]

I liked the chant that Hibs fans sung to Rangers keeper Andy Goram a few years back when he was diagnosed with mild schitzophrenia:

''Two Andy Goram''s, there''s only two Andy Gorams''''

[/quote]

Just to be a pedantic sod for a minute, it wasn''t because he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia, it was because he withdrew from the Scotland pre-Euro 96 tour of the USA because he "wasn''t mentally attuned".

For my money, I loved the McKenzie/Malky "scored against the scum, then scored another one" song. Classic! Time for another rendition methinks! [:P]

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[quote user="jimmy500"]

Personal favourites....

''dig a hole and f''ing bury him...''

and the variation of never walk alone sung to liverpool fans way back ''sign on, with a pen in your hand, cause you''ll never get a job, sign on, sign on''....

[/quote]

 

Or the last stand of the kop at Anfield when Norwich fans sang "Sit down.....sit down.....with your arse.......in your seat seats......cause you''ll never stand......again"

Then Gossy hid that 30 yarder and pandomonium ensued.

Vintage stuff.

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To: Puff The Magic Dragon

Croft''s a magic winger

He came from Man City

But he''s bollocks in the scoring lists

And so says Huckerby

 

But while he''s crap on paper

We love our lad Lee Croft

The Barclay sing him down the wing

And scream for him to cross.

Or....

Ched the young Welsh Dragon

Born by the sea (Rhyl)

Said bollocks to Manchunians

I''ll be a Canary.

 

He soon got on the scoresheet

The Norwich fans loved Ched

We''re bjorn again - goodbye to Sven

He''ll play for us instead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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He''s tall, he''s lean he''s a freaky goal machine - Peter crouch, Peter Crouch

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         '' Your Mums Your Dad''         Your Dads Your Mum           Your All Inbred             ''Your Ipswich Scum''

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A while ago now but I`ll always remember

" you`re sh!t ........................and you stink of fish" sung to the Grimsby fans.

In the days of inflatable Harry the Haddock etc.

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Another ''older'' chant I used to hear at away games - and was very pleased to be able to resurrect this season - was to the tune of (Do The) Hustle by Van McCoy...

Do do do do do do do do do...Darel Russell!

Erm...Always made me chuckle anyway!

 

 

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United fans sung against Lyon:to the tune of ag-a-doo

anderson son son

he''s better than kleberson

anderson son son

our midfield magician

on his left on his right

to the samba beat tonite

he is class with a pass

and he s*ts on fabregas...et repetez vouz

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couple wolves ones down years i liked

 

to the old andy cole song

alex rae

alex rae

alex alex rae

he got no hair but we dont care

alex alex rae

winter wonderland

thers only one jody craddock

one jody craddock

he used to be sh!te

but now he alright

walking in a craddock wonderland

team gary breens

we all dream of a team gary breens

team gary breens, a team of gary breens

we all dream of team gary breen, a team gary breens a team of gary breens

at number 1 is gary breen

number 2 is gary breen

number 3 is gary breen

number 4 is gary breen

number 5 is gary breen

number 6 is gary breen

number 7 is gary breen

number 8 is gary breen

number 9 is STEVIE BULL

number 10 is gary breen

number 11 is gary breen

number 12 is gary breen

we all dream of team of gary breens etc...

my old man a dustbin man

oh stevie bulls a tatter

he wears and england cap

he plays for wolverhampton

n he a lovely chap

he scores with his left foot

he scores with his right

and when we play the albiooooon

he score all fvckin night

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[quote user="Polar"]United fans sung against Lyon:

to the tune of ag-a-doo

anderson son son
he''s better than kleberson
anderson son son
our midfield magician

on his left on his right
to the samba beat tonite
he is class with a pass
and he s*ts on fabregas...et repetez vouz[/quote]

it''s actually...

Anderson son son he is better than Kleberson
Anderson son son he''s our midfield magician
With his left with his right he''ll do the samba dance tonight
He is class with the brass and he shits on Fabregas!!

 

 

Someone said ''easy'' was one of their favourites... just about sums up fans in the 21st century!!

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[quote user="Savenell"]

My faveourite chant i''ve seen was on the bbc quotes of the week last week and went:

 

"Oh when the beans,
Come out the tin,
Oh when the beans come out the tin,
You put the bread in the toaster,
Oh when the beans come out the tin."
Birmingham fans at West Ham.

[/quote]

I''ll claim that for the man city boys about 2 years ago! I co-run a supporters group and we make CD''s with football chants on... this was on our 2nd album I think the robbing bar-stewards! and its "I wanna be in that toaster" not "you put the bread in the toaster" although i think in fairness the B''ham version is better

favourite MCFC chants from recent weeks

"he''s bald, he''s old, he never plays in goal Jens Lehman, Jens Lehman" - vs the arsenal

"fergie''s right your fans are sh**e" + "time for you sandwiches" (10mins before half time as they start sneaking out) + "worst support we''ve ever seen" (when the stadium announcer said there were 78k or something fans in swamp at salford) - vs some team from Salford on the 10.02.08.

Away at everton "go find my sterio" at the everton police when had a go at my group for singing "where''s my car sterio" to the everton fans.

"Lescott is a Klingon" - vs Everton at COMS on Monday unfortunately 5 minutes later he scored :(

Then Derby Co. about a month ago get 10/10 for the come back!

MCFC sang "who''s the w**ker with the drum"  they then sang back "(insert name think it was john?) is the wanker with the drum" superb!

 

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Fair enough. I picked up one of those tiny books they always have by the tills in book shops which had the best chant for loads of teams in England and Scotland (ours was ''we shoot burglars'') and it said in there it was due to the Schizophrenia.

It also says it was due to schizophrenia here: http://www.schizophrenia.com/schizoph/schizsuff.html

here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Goram

here: http://www.goalkeepersaredifferent.com/keeper/personal.htm

here: http://www.healthmad.com/Conditions-and-Diseases/Mental-Disorders-Schizophrenia.71500

here: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/09082007/58/premier-league-curse-scottish-keeper.html

and on 709 other google search results. But I''m just being pedantic. ;-p

Another favourite chant of mine is what some Liverpool fans sing about Crouch:

''His big, He''s Red, His feet stick out of bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch''.

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I still like:

''Viva Marc Libbra'',''Viva Marc Libbra''...to the tune of ''Viva Las Vegas''.

Simple, but effective.

Another good one:

''Kick it off, throw it in, have a little scrimmage...''

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