First Wizard 0 Posted January 30, 2008 After the sheer, raw power of my Hexes was clearly demostrated last night at Southampton, I now inform you that those Preston upstarts have now been double helix Hexed.Why double Helix Hex wiz?.Well, they will be on a high after beating WBA last night, so I''ve added an extra portion of virgin to the usual brew for added ''bite''.I tell you, they won''t know what em''![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polar 0 Posted January 30, 2008 hextremely hexcellent news and i am hextremely hopeful you will hexcel yourself once again. but what of Mr brown wiz? does the Hexcellent striker fall under the hex of suspension or does he hex Preson by being on the pitch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted January 30, 2008 Hextraordinary! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted January 30, 2008 [quote user="Polar"]hextremely hexcellent news and i am hextremely hopeful you will hexcel yourself once again. but what of Mr brown wiz? does the Hexcellent striker fall under the hex of suspension or does he hex Preson by being on the pitch? [/quote]Brown, should he try and play is 100% Hexed Polar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polar 0 Posted January 30, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Polar"] hextremely hexcellent news and i am hextremely hopeful you will hexcel yourself once again. but what of Mr brown wiz? does the Hexcellent striker fall under the hex of suspension or does he hex Preson by being on the pitch? [/quote]Brown, should he try and play is 100% Hexed Polar.[/quote]but, your hexellence, with his current ability to miss barn doors from point blanc range would said hex reverse his fortunes?i apologise for my lack of knowledge of your wizard ways but please clarify the effect? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted January 30, 2008 Go Wiz!. You''re much better off without me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted January 30, 2008 [quote user="Kathy"]Go Wiz!. You''re much better off without me.[/quote]No I''m not Kathy!.I will need your witchy powers soon at Cardiff.[;)]Polar:Relax mate, even if Brown and Preston score I always Hex the team and result first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted January 30, 2008 I will be in the Canary Islands. Will it work from that distance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Surely distance will be a problem, but the sympathetic resonance of the CANARY islands should surely more than counteract that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarygeorge 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Your Preston Hex seems to be gathering apace.Brown and last nights scoring defender were sent off and miss saturdays game. Now, Wiz, we need you to go to work on that Karl Hawley, who''s been getting a bit good lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted January 30, 2008 [quote user="7rew"]Surely distance will be a problem, but the sympathetic resonance of the CANARY islands should surely more than counteract that.[/quote]Yes but I seem to remember from a pub quiz that the Canary Islands are infact named after dogs (Canares? Canine? Latin?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted January 30, 2008 [quote user="Kathy"]I will be in the Canary Islands. Will it work from that distance?[/quote]If you use enough newt tails and bat wings then yes Kathy.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Is it true you have to choke a chicken for each of these spells? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted January 30, 2008 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Is it true you have to choke a chicken for each of these spells?[/quote]No Ru, because then it would be a fowl!/[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sing Up The South Stand 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Oh dear Wiz, that almost made me laugh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted January 30, 2008 They have 3 suspended for the game http://www.lep.co.uk/sport/Suspended-trio-to-miss-Norwich.3727505.jp shame isn,t it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macdougalls perm 0 Posted January 30, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"]After the sheer, raw power of my Hexes was clearly demostrated last night at Southampton, I now inform you that those Preston upstarts have now been double helix Hexed.Why double Helix Hex wiz?.Well, they will be on a high after beating WBA last night, so I''ve added an extra portion of virgin to the usual brew for added ''bite''.I tell you, they won''t know what em''![;)][/quote]Very glad to hear it, look forward to Saturday arvo now! [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Wow! how good was that?It justs get better and better and better...............[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 1 Posted February 2, 2008 [quote user="1st Wizard"]Wow! how good was that?It justs get better and better and better...............[;)][/quote] Yes indeed , Now did you nearly boob Wiz did you add the bats wing at the last minute ? hence the late winner . I am intrigued by the part played by the virgin in all this , does she stir your cauldron for you ? [;)] arrdee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carrow89 0 Posted February 2, 2008 I believe she sits on his shouldersvirgin on the ridiculous, so to speak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 1 Posted February 2, 2008 Ralph, you lovely old boy I am still chuckling[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted February 2, 2008 Sits on his face more like.....the unspeakable pursuing the uneatable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 1 Posted February 3, 2008 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Sits on his face more like.....the unspeakable pursuing the uneatable.[/quote] Now Rude old that was Oscar Wildes comment on fox hunting .Oh!! I see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted February 3, 2008 [quote user="arrdee"] I am intrigued by the part played by the virgin in all this , does she stir your cauldron for you ? [;)] arrdee.[/quote]Every single time mate!.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arrdee 1 Posted February 3, 2008 [quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]Sits on his face more like.....the unspeakable pursuing the uneatable.[/quote] I thought there was more to this than met the eye.[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites