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Laurie Sheffield

A song for David Bentley

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..and it will wind up Ips****

We can''t read and we can''t write
We''re alltogether not to bright
But we can do what you can''t do
We can drive (sign?) a Bentley

OTBC from sunny (not) Skegness

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Hello Skeggie from Sunny Hunny (Hunstanton. Just across the Wash. Not sunny either).
Make your last line "We just got a Bentley", and you''ve got a neat little verse!

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(to the tune of ''dont take my sunshine away''

D.B MY ONLY D.B YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY
NOT DAVID BECKHAM, NOT DENNIS BERGKAMP ,
CAUSE YOU JUST BLOW DEFENDERS AWAY!

FOLLOWED BY THE CHANT

BENTLEY XXX BENTLEY XXX BENTLEY XXX

(CLAP=X)

WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?

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I MIGHT DRIVE A TRACTOR
I MIGHT DRIVE A CAB
I MIGHT DRIVE A BIG RED BUS
I MIGHT DRIVE A STAG,

BUT WHEN I GO TO CARROW ROAD
TO WATCH THE CANARIES PLAY
I HAVE GOT A BENTLEY
PURRING ROUND ALL DAY

HE IS A MAJICIAN
HE HAS US STANDING IN THE ISLE
HE ALWAYS BEATS DEFENDERS
TURNING ON THE STYLE

SO EVEN ON A MILKFLOAT
DRIVING IN THE SNOW
THINKING OF OUR BENTLEY
LEAVES A WARMING GLOW

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Blacko- Best yet!!

Here''s mine-

"One David Bentley
There''s only one David Bentley
There''s only one David Bentley"

OR

"Bentley must stay
Bentley must stay
Whoa, whoa"

Who says the old one''s aren''t the best!!

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What about:

"Bentley whoa...."
"David Bentley whoa...."
"He''s got a touch of class"
"Leaves Defenders on their ass"
"Bentley whoa...."
etc...

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dom jay? i seem to remember seeing that name on the 606 message boards am i right? and youre right about the third line i was thinking for ages to try and get the right amount of words in but i couldnt quite manage it. how about ''CAUSE CARROW ROAD IS THE ONLY PLACE TO PLAY''

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Hmmmmm Laurie, your song needs a bit of a polish there. How about:

I can''t read, and I can''t write,
Got dubious numeracy,
But that don''t really matter though,
Cos we got David Bentley.

Bentley, (clap clap clap),
Bentley, (clap clap clap)


Or....

Ah...eee
Dave Bentley,
Say ah.....eee
Dave Bentley.

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was at the arsenal v boro game when he scored that goal as we wernt playin.they sung (tune of papas got a brand new bag- i think!)d d d d david bently d d d d david bently.

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