A song for David Bentley

[Laurie Sheffield 0]

..and it will wind up Ips****

We can''t read and we can''t write
We''re alltogether not to bright
But we can do what you can''t do
We can drive (sign?) a Bentley

OTBC from sunny (not) Skegness

[Bryan Gunn 0]

good effort, but i think it needs some work!

[FatboySlimfast 0]

Worthington is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
When Arsene offered Bentley,
He said im having that.

[Cantley 0]

Hello Skeggie from Sunny Hunny (Hunstanton. Just across the Wash. Not sunny either).
Make your last line "We just got a Bentley", and you''ve got a neat little verse!

[The Lord 0]

(to the tune of ''dont take my sunshine away''

D.B MY ONLY D.B YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY
NOT DAVID BECKHAM, NOT DENNIS BERGKAMP ,
CAUSE YOU JUST BLOW DEFENDERS AWAY!

FOLLOWED BY THE CHANT

BENTLEY XXX BENTLEY XXX BENTLEY XXX

(CLAP=X)

WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK?

[blacko 0]

I MIGHT DRIVE A TRACTOR
I MIGHT DRIVE A CAB
I MIGHT DRIVE A BIG RED BUS
I MIGHT DRIVE A STAG,

BUT WHEN I GO TO CARROW ROAD
TO WATCH THE CANARIES PLAY
I HAVE GOT A BENTLEY
PURRING ROUND ALL DAY

HE IS A MAJICIAN
HE HAS US STANDING IN THE ISLE
HE ALWAYS BEATS DEFENDERS
TURNING ON THE STYLE

SO EVEN ON A MILKFLOAT
DRIVING IN THE SNOW
THINKING OF OUR BENTLEY
LEAVES A WARMING GLOW

[DumbleDelia is Magic 0]

Blacko- Best yet!!

Here''s mine-

"One David Bentley
There''s only one David Bentley
There''s only one David Bentley"

OR

"Bentley must stay
Bentley must stay
Whoa, whoa"

Who says the old one''s aren''t the best!!

[blacko 0]

Cheers DD, very nice to have my little effort appreciated

[Scotty 0]

What about:

"Bentley whoa...."
"David Bentley whoa...."
"He''s got a touch of class"
"Leaves Defenders on their ass"
"Bentley whoa...."
etc...

[Freddy H 0]

4th line needs a tweak.

"We signed him from the Ar$e"

[Stephen Frys Evil Twin 0]

The Lord, your attempt is very good! But i think the third line needs a bit of work, I will try and rally the barclay boys to sing something along those lines.

Any ideas for the third line? Please...? :)

[The Lord 0]

dom jay? i seem to remember seeing that name on the 606 message boards am i right? and youre right about the third line i was thinking for ages to try and get the right amount of words in but i couldnt quite manage it. how about ''CAUSE CARROW ROAD IS THE ONLY PLACE TO PLAY''

[Jonzey 0]

Hmmmmm Laurie, your song needs a bit of a polish there. How about:

I can''t read, and I can''t write,
Got dubious numeracy,
But that don''t really matter though,
Cos we got David Bentley.

Bentley, (clap clap clap),
Bentley, (clap clap clap)


Or....

Ah...eee
Dave Bentley,
Say ah.....eee
Dave Bentley.

[norwichcasual 0]

was at the arsenal v boro game when he scored that goal as we wernt playin.they sung (tune of papas got a brand new bag- i think!)d d d d david bently d d d d david bently.