YankeeCanary 0 Posted December 22, 2007 I''ll start:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: We don''t have homosexuals in IranManchester City owner, Thaksin Shinawatra: Sven-Goran Eriksson has a job for life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellow Rages 0 Posted December 22, 2007 A friend of mine: "Geese can''t swim"Me: "What are you talking about"Friend: "Oh no, your right, I was thinking of a goose" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted December 22, 2007 a BBC pundit - can''t remember whom - on Craig Gordon being dropped after letting in 7 the previous week..."Roy Keane is ringing the changes and after last week''s display, Gordon has been fingered and dropped..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted December 22, 2007 "It really p****d me off that a team-mate should pokehis nose in and say I need to think more about the team - especiallywhen it''s him who needs to think more about the group! We have the guyconsidered the best in the world but Samuel Eto''o is also the best inthe world. I know he''s slagging me off but he should have the b******sto say things to my face instead of stabbing me in the back." Barcelonastriker Samuel Eto''o after Frank Rijkaard claimed he refused to come onas a sub against Racing Santander and was backed by Ronaldinho."People think that there is a time bomb in the dressingroom, but that isn''t true. Rijkaard has got the team under control.Samuel Eto''o has a good relationship with the rest of the group and theatmosphere is good" Barcelona captain Carlos Puyol approximately two minutes later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted December 22, 2007 "I''m like a badger at the start of the pairing-up season."Plymouth manager Ian Holloway on reaching the FA Cup quarter-finals."Hopefully Gary Cahill will be in my stocking on Christmas morning."SheffieldUnited''s Matt Kilgallon reveals his desire to make Cahill''s move toBramall Lane permanent, and what massive stockings he has."Playing Joe Perry is about as easy as getting Marmite off the bedsheet when you''ve had it on toast the night before." Steve Davis at Snooker''s UK Championship. "It''s not often you see a referee with two red balls in his hand, Willie." Dennis Taylor to Willie Thorne commentating on Murphy v Maguire in the UK Snooker Championships.Richard Keys: "Well, Harry, do you think that you''ll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?Harry Redknapp: "You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard."Most genius announcement of the year goes to... "There is no smoking at Layer Road - not even round theback of the stands. Anyone caught smoking will be taken to the top ofone of the floodlights and dangled there until the next home match." Colchester''s announcer takes a softer line on smokers against Norwich than previously - Previous threats have included electrocution and being foced to listen to Will Young apparently!!"He has won an Olympic silver medal so you can''t do better than that."Graham Earl talking to 5 Live about Amir Khan."The Italians aren''t the youngest side and may not be able to keep it up for 90 minutes." Pat Nevin during AC Milan v Celtic."We cannot fail to win - even if we face 13 players."Russia striker Aleksandr Kerzhakov wins the ''me and my big mouth'' award for his comments ahead of the Israel game."Having one shot in 90 minutes isn''t good, especially when that''s in the 93rd minute." Curo following the Plymouth away game."We''ll never play you again." Arsenal fans to their Reading counterparts when winning at Madejski stadium."You *******said that last year!"Reading fans reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polar 0 Posted December 22, 2007 "Derby will stay up" - Smudger"when Norwich go down at the end of the season, club permitting i will go naked onto the pitch at carrow road and eat my clothes" - Smudger prior to the back to back luton and barnsley away wins (or something to that affect)"we will meet 6.30 at the murderers" smudger when arranging his revolution. actually everything smudger has said Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted December 22, 2007 I liked Ray Stubbs on 606 this evening - "Reading are climbing away from safety"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevie Wonder 0 Posted December 22, 2007 "Peter''s got a plan and I''m backing him"1st Wizard July 2007...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
we8wba 0 Posted December 22, 2007 bryan robson after sheffutd home defeat to stoke the other week said"we were the better side until they scored"problem was stokes goal was 43secs in to the game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barry Brockes 145 Posted December 22, 2007 ''The Roma players are terrified every time Ronaldo starts to dribble. You can see it all over their faces.'' David Pleat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buncey 1 Posted December 22, 2007 "glen roeder will see us relegated" (or words to that effect) - Me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
