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What''s ET short for?

 

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Because he''s only got little legs.

 

I''ll get me coat

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[quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]

What''s ET short for?

 

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Because he''s only got little legs.

 

I''ll get me coat

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Keep up the Day-Job Slims. lol. 

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[quote user="NegativeVibes"]

Would have been funnier if the question made sense with the answer.

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What do you mean?

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a polar bear walks into a bar and say to the barmen

"can i have a gin.............and tonic please

barmen replies

"why the long pause"

bear says

"becuase im a polar bear"

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get is pause/paws??? oh never mind

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A husband said to his wife one day, "I really don''t know how you can be so stupid and yet so beautiful, all at the same time?"

The beautiful wife responded, "Allow me to explain my dear. God made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid - so that I would be attracted to you!"

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1st man:        I think my dog is a blacksmith.2nd man:       Why is that?1st man:        Because when I kick him, he makes a bolt for the door.

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[quote user="Bigmarkcanary"]

How did Jimi Hendrix like his sandwiches?

 

 

 

 

 

Wi'' jammin''

I''ll get me coat and close the door on the way out [:$]

 

Not bad but I think you mean Bob Marley not Jimi Hendrix!

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[quote user="we8wba"]

a polar bear walks into a bar and say to the barmen

"can i have a gin.............and tonic please

barmen replies

"why the long pause"

bear says

"becuase im a polar bear"

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get is pause/paws??? oh never mind

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Thats actually really good, well done we8wba (watch out for Beaker)[:)]

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Now this monastery had a code of silence all the monks were allowed to do was chant in the morning when the head father came to breakfast was "good morning father" .Now brother Eric thought I have been chanting this same old thing for the last 40yrs I am going to chant something different tomorrow ,So when the father came in for breakfast the next morning brother Eric chanted "good evening father"deadly silence , The father got up and said .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                    [8] "Someone chanted evening"[8]

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