Lonnie Lynn (Common) 0 Posted December 16, 2007 Whats the best chant youve ever heard?? Mines boo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCFC_Shaun 0 Posted December 16, 2007 i remember reading some poll and the voted best chant of the season was some fans singing "you should have stayed in a burger, stayed in a burrrrger" to colchester goalkeeper Dean Gerkin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blacko 0 Posted December 16, 2007 My garden shed................................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
No Quarter 0 Posted December 16, 2007 Brilliant post!! I also quite like boo. Don''t have a favourite though, as nearly all our chants are crap (particularly that Ipswich fan on a string nonsense). I thought the one West Ham fans had for Van Persie, when they played Arsenal a few years ago and he had just been done for "getting over friendly with a girl" was funny. Can''t post it here though, far too rude!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Splendid Rush 2 Posted December 17, 2007 Mine was away fans (Hibs I think...) in a scottish match against Rangers just after Andy Goram got diagnosed with mild schizophrenia singing: ''two Andy Gorams, there''s only two Andy Gorams'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Congo Canary 0 Posted December 17, 2007 By far the funniest has to be against Chelsea in the Prem. season. " We''ve got Abramovich, you''ve got a drunken *itch........ was quickly followed by a reply from us, " We''ve got a super cook, you''ve got a Russian crook", probably the best banter between fans i''d heard in a long time, and believe it or not friendly. Never Blue, Never Ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green and Yellow 0 Posted December 17, 2007 The best one I''ve heard recently is the board chanting ''We''re going to give you a blank cheque'' with Doomcaster singing the chorus '' No we''re not because we''re broke''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unlucky Fried Kitten 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Boo is a good one because everybody knows the word, therefore everybody can join in (even the River End contingent sometimes join in on this one!!). My personal favourite, however, is the chant accusing the referee of being an onanist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthamptonCanary 0 Posted December 17, 2007 There have been some good chants but a couple of my favorites have to be:To Dean Gerkin - Your dad''s a cucumber your dad''s a cucumberSpurs fans to Sol Campbell - Campbell loves Barrymore Campbell loves BarrymoreThis season Charlton vs Southampton - Andy Reid takes a corner in front of the Charlton fans to the chants of Reidie Readie. He takes the corner only for it to go straight back out of play for another corner this time in front of the Southampton fans and the chants of You fat bastard You fat bastard. The contrast in the space of 15 seconds was fantastic!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcfaithful 0 Posted December 17, 2007 I know it''s not a great/funny chant but it gave me more pleasure than anything else in the last 10 years and it''s singing ''Top of The League at Portman Rd'' all day long after we went top at Portaloo Road!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted December 17, 2007 "on the ball city"what other chant comes close??jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted December 17, 2007 I like the "we shoot burglars, say we shoot burglars" - when we were 4-0 down away at birmingham just after the Tony Martin case. It made a welcome return at Stoke this season.I also loved the the "we love you 221..." aimed at a security guard with aforementioned number emblazoned on his jacket at Wolves this season. Probably the most entertaining bit of the day were the chants aimed at him. after a period of about 75mins sitting down, he stood up and I started "you''re not sitting anymore" - was quite pleased with myself on that count.Other classics include: Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You''re just a fat Eddie Murphy" To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" Park Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your home country It could be worse You could be scouse They eat rats in their council house Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paradox 0 Posted December 17, 2007 we shoot burglers, a bit old these days, but lovce it all the same.On the flip side, never quite understood the dross that is "Huckerby..... huckerby". Surely a bouncier, "we do the huck, huck, huck, huckerby" could sound better? I''m quite partial to doing the huck wherever I go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0 Posted December 17, 2007 I was once with a mate as a Barnsley game (he''s a fan, I was bored) in the home end. One song they sing which is sung around quite a bit is (to the music of Blue Moon)...Brazil, Its just like watching Brazil, its just like Brazil....Home fans had been singing this for a good few minutes, when quite a few cops walked past the crowed. Instantly, the lyrics changed to...The Bill, Its just like watching The Bill, its just like watching The Bill...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hairy Canary 668 Posted December 17, 2007 I liked the "no noise from the Yarmouth boys" aimed at the Man U fans when we were 2 - 0 up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
komakino 272 Posted December 17, 2007 ''Eric Gates is a homosexual''. That will never be beaten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Huddy 0 Posted December 17, 2007 I liked the Tony Martin one.Also "EASY EASY" and "we''re gonna win 7-6" when 6-0 down at Fulham!The Safri song, "Moroccans all over the world" was good, and i also loved the Bellamy song - "oh bellamy, bella bellla bellamy".For irony "You''re supposed to be at home" at home to Coventry when the fixtrures had been reversed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncfcfaithful 0 Posted December 17, 2007 I know i''m going to get grief for this and i''m not saying it''s the best i''ve ever heard but it does stick in the mind.At the time of the Yorkshire Ripper (mr Sutcliffe) a popular song to Leeds fans to the tune of ''Always look on the bright side of life'' was ''Always look in a field for your wife''!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carlos Valderrama 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Used to love the George Burley song when he was scum manager. The away fans used to look really confused when we all started clapping along for no reason. Classic.Paul McVeigh''s song was also really good.But my favourite, favourite all time chant has to be ''dig a hole and f*****g bury him''. Remember singing that at a game to someone who was down in a heap (blackburn I think?), read in the paper the followinbg morning that he was out for the rest of the season. Oh how I laughed... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delias Tasty Nibblets 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Ive always remembered... ''teatowel, whats the score? teatowel teatowel whats the score?'' against Cardiff, all the cardiff fans had teatowels round their heads and were carrying sheep! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted December 17, 2007 QPR at home last season..."There''s only one Jimmy Saville" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adz-ncfc4life 0 Posted December 17, 2007 1 tony martin , theres only 1 tony martin tony martin legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GJD 0 Posted December 17, 2007 My favourite was heard walking to the ground at Bradford many years ago. If memory serves me right it goes something like this. “He come from sunny, sunny Spain.He’s Victor Segura.He crap and he never plays a game.He’s Victor Segura.Victor Segura, Victor Segura, La.la.la.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NMTD 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Away at Spurs - I think it was a league Cup Quarter Final.A major news story at the time was about Norway culling 50 million seals in the artic wastelands (probably a slightly inaccurate interpretation of the facts but close enough to set the scene).It was also the era of the inflateable.Eric Thorsvedt was in goal - in front of the massed Norwich ranks. Someone had a lifesize inflateable killer whale, someone else had a huge comedy hammer and preceeded beat seven bells of **** out of the killer whale which was amusing enough but it was followed by a chant "Eric Thorsvedt, Eric Thorsvedt, What''s it like to club a seal? Wha-at''s it like to club a seal? ''aarc!, ''aarc!, ''aarc!, ''aarc!" clapping hands above heads flipper style.We lost the match, but that kept me going for several weeks.Great thread by the way.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted December 17, 2007 Without sounding too naive here, who actually starts chants?I don''t have the bottle, I would look like a complete prick if I stood up, started signing and no one joined in.Who on here ''starts'' chants, on your own? or in a group?Just read my post above, you can tell I normally sit in the ''family'' parts of grounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCanary 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Agree with most of the songs on this thread - all classics.I''d like to add the Snakepits rendition of the Twelve Days of Christmas, whereby each of the twelve gifts is replaced with Darren Huckerby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted December 17, 2007 There is in Oldham a school called Breeze Hill (yeah you guessed it), and when Oldham were playing particularly badly the home fans sang, Breeze Hill it''s just like watching Breeze Hill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trent Canary 0 Posted December 17, 2007 Hammers fans (I think) to van persie after his rape allegations. To tune of rewind by craig david"Van Persie, if a girl says no molest her"For norwich fans: -"Thank you very much for david nielsen" - To wimbledon fans after nielsen had scored whilst on loan from them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Welsh NorwichFan 0 Posted December 18, 2007 You Watt, You watt, you watt you watt you watt Malky Mackay to the tune of the adams family and i always love E I E I EI O up the football league we go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted December 18, 2007 Sunderland fans to a Certain Chris Brown"dont blame it on the sunshine, dont blame it on the goodtime, blame it on chris Brown.. he just cant... he just cant...he just cant control his feet"Rochdale fans to Dean windass"I predict a diet... i predict a diet"jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
