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What sort of headlines would we read about NCFC on the back of the EDP everyday?

Mine would be "Board: ''£10 million ready for Roeder in January''"

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What sort of headlines would we read about NCFC on the back of the EDP everyday?

Mine would be "Board: ''£10 million ready for Roeder in January''"

[/quote]I''d go for Portman Road destroyed by Giant Lizard.

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next week im hoping "its just like watching arsenal as hungry wolves crush canaries"

but then that wont happen as it will be 0-0 or 1-0 to you guys, be prepared for boring game, very boring game

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[quote user="Spartan"]

What sort of headlines would we read about NCFC on the back of the EDP everyday?

Mine would be "Board: ''£10 million ready for Roeder in January''"

[/quote]Neil Doncaster stands out side carrow road handing everybody 5 pound notes!!!!!as he bets on a 1,000,000/1 horse with all the players wages and wins.

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HM the Queen surrenders her throne to San Miguel. His first task as the new King of England will be to flatten the town of Ipswich and turn it into a massive theme park.

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"Peter Cullum purchases Norwich City F.C and invests £150m into transfer kitty"


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"Jamie Cullum purchases Norwich City FC and converts all the restaurants to lounge-jazz bars."

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"7rew proclaimed world dictator for life".  Followed by "7rew to abolish the Ides of March""FA rules changed so that no football club may carry debt for over 1 month""Divers to be punished with retrospective red cards""Special 90% Ipswich Tahn tax introduced, all proceeds to Canaries""All foreign money banned from English leagues""Canaries to get first dibs on players at clubs that have carruied debt for too long."

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Danny Haynes tragically crushed by a giant speeding rabbit,

Worldwide brain malfunctions cause all memory after Ipswich Towns debt write off to be lost,

Smudger gets a life. 

Something like that

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"Astonishing downturn in television money shows benefits of prudent investments in infrastructure"

"Manager not impressed by facilities at Colney"

"Chris Brown in running for Golden Boot"

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