Freddy H 0 Posted December 9, 2007 Please help I need more stupid questions for the SUPPORTERSINFORMATION POINT outside the River End. If the club is going to providethem then we should (ab)use them.The poor spotty oik (just like the one from The Simpsons) was getting very wetby his brand new gleaming white stand, so i just had to ask the question. "When will it stop raining?" "I dunno." Was thereply.What sort of information was that? The correct answer should havebeen 21:36, then a warm front will come in from the North sea.So next weeks question, "How many beans make five?" Unless youhave a better one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 9, 2007 Do you know the way to San Jose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kick it off 1,948 Posted December 9, 2007 It is a supporters info desk - so take a leaf out of jimmy carr''s book. Airport info office - he asked "how many airports are there in the world?"Replace the word airports with ''supporters of every team''"How many supporters are there of every team in the world" - i think that should confuse the poor lad!Alternatively, you could ask him ''what is the average wind speed in norfolk on city home matchdays over the past 30years'' I think you should get a fairly blank look using either of these! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Bump 0 Posted July 13, 2008 [quote user="Mister Chops"]Do you know the way to San Jose?[/quote]Huckerby does, ask him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted July 13, 2008 [quote user="Mr. Bump"][quote user="Mister Chops"]Do you know the way to San Jose?[/quote]Huckerby does, ask him.[/quote]L.A. is a great big freeway.Put a hundred down and buy a car.In a week, maybe two, they''ll make you a starWeeks turn into years. How quck they passAnd all the stars that never wereAre parking cars and pumping gasDreams turn into dust and blow awayAnd there you are without a friendYou pack your car and ride awayI''ve got lots of friends in San JoseDo you know the way to San Jose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buzz Killington 0 Posted July 13, 2008 a sphincter says what? (say it really quickly). Or do the old Reeves and Mortimer (seen on Something for the Weekend today!), "can you smell onion?", "No", then hold an onion up to his face and say, "not even when it''s right in your face?". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardhouse44 261 Posted July 13, 2008 Wheres the ground Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SAFU2007 0 Posted July 13, 2008 [quote user="Wally"]a sphincter says what? (say it really quickly). Or do the old Reeves and Mortimer (seen on Something for the Weekend today!), "can you smell onion?", "No", then hold an onion up to his face and say, "not even when it''s right in your face?".[/quote]WTF??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted July 13, 2008 [quote user="kick it off"]It is a supporters info desk - so take a leaf out of jimmy carr''s book. Airport info office - he asked "how many airports are there in the world?"Replace the word airports with ''supporters of every team''"How many supporters are there of every team in the world" - i think that should confuse the poor lad!None. No one supporter even knows the name of every football team in the world.Alternatively, you could ask him ''what is the average wind speed in norfolk on city home matchdays over the past 30years'' Easy. Based upon on the input of many of the posters on this forum it''s 25,000 farts per hour.I think you should get a fairly blank look using either of these![/quote] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted July 13, 2008 Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted July 13, 2008 [quote user="can u sit down please"]Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?[/quote]So they dont'' have to waste their money on a haircut before they go to their maker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted July 13, 2008 My question would be, what are this weeks B.O.G.O.F offers at Morrisons? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites