Stupid Questions

[Freddy H 0]

Please help I need more stupid questions for the SUPPORTERS

INFORMATION POINT outside the River End.  If the club is going to provide

them then we should (ab)use them.

The poor spotty oik (just like the one from The Simpsons) was getting very wet

by his brand new gleaming white stand, so i just had to ask the question. 

"When will it stop raining?"  "I dunno." Was the

reply.

What sort of information was that?  The correct answer should have

been 21:36, then a warm front will come in from the North

sea.

So next weeks question, "How many beans make five?"  Unless you

have a better one?

[Mister Chops 7]

Do you know the way to San Jose?

[kick it off 1,948]

It is a supporters info desk - so take a leaf out of jimmy carr''s book. Airport info office - he asked "how many airports are there in the world?"

Replace the word airports with ''supporters of every team''

"How many supporters are there of every team in the world" - i think that should confuse the poor lad!

Alternatively, you could ask him ''what is the average wind speed in norfolk on city home matchdays over the past 30years'' 

I think you should get a fairly blank look using either of these!

[Mr. Bump 0]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]Do you know the way to San Jose?[/quote]

Huckerby does, ask him.

[Mister Chops 7]

[quote user="Mr. Bump"]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]Do you know the way to San Jose?[/quote]

Huckerby does, ask him.

[/quote]L.A. is a great big freeway.Put a hundred down and buy a car.In a week, maybe two, they''ll make you a starWeeks turn into years. How quck they passAnd all the stars that never wereAre parking cars and pumping gasDreams turn into dust and blow awayAnd there you are without a friendYou pack your car and ride awayI''ve got lots of friends in San JoseDo you know the way to San Jose?

[Buzz Killington 0]

a sphincter says what? (say it really quickly).

 

Or do the old Reeves and Mortimer (seen on Something for the Weekend today!), "can you smell onion?", "No", then hold an onion up to his face and say, "not even when it''s right in your face?".

[Hardhouse44 261]

Wheres the ground

[SAFU2007 0]

[quote user="Wally"]

a sphincter says what? (say it really quickly).

 

Or do the old Reeves and Mortimer (seen on Something for the Weekend today!), "can you smell onion?", "No", then hold an onion up to his face and say, "not even when it''s right in your face?".

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WTF???

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="kick it off"]

It is a supporters info desk - so take a leaf out of jimmy carr''s book. Airport info office - he asked "how many airports are there in the world?"

Replace the word airports with ''supporters of every team''

"How many supporters are there of every team in the world" - i think that should confuse the poor lad!

None. No one supporter even knows the name of every football team in the world.

Alternatively, you could ask him ''what is the average wind speed in norfolk on city home matchdays over the past 30years'' 

Easy. Based upon on the input of many of the posters on this forum it''s 25,000 farts per hour.

I think you should get a fairly blank look using either of these!

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[can u sit down please 0]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

[YankeeCanary 0]

[quote user="can u sit down please"]Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?[/quote]

So they dont'' have to waste their money on a haircut before they go to their maker.

[WeAreYellows49 0]

My question would be, what are this weeks B.O.G.O.F offers at Morrisons?