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EDP 25th November

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Police were called yesterday to the Murderers public house in Norwich following the outbreak of fighting, one of those arrested was reported to have said ''the police were acting on the orders of Delias cronies, they didn''t want several thousand of us marching down carrow road with our muppets out t-shirts embarrasing them and their sheep'' he also added ''power to the people'' and later ''I want my mum''.

A police spokesmen later confirmed that all present (2) had been arrested, a Mr S. Mudger and Ms C. Luck (the self styled leaders of the Peoples front of NCFC (formally the Popular Front)), who although earlier had been seen jovially sharing a half of lager tops (2 straws) had come to blows over an apparent disagreement over whether they should use a yellow bucket or a green bucket as the focal point of their demonstration.

In an unrelated incident a further individual, A. Student was arrested for loitering outside the swimming pool, he was overheard asking female passers by to get their Munbys out.

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Very clever, at last the humour has come back to our board ( this one, not that one) [:)]

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