Norwich vs Ipswich JOKES!!

[First Wazzock 902]

I was on one side of the river, and an Ips**t fan was on the other.

"How do you get to the other side?" I asked.

"You are already there", came the reply.

[Steelsilver 0]

haha...thats what you can expect from a stupid ipswich fan, must be the same fan that invited his family to tea at portman road until he discovered they had no cups!!

[St.John Cooper 0]

If I won the lottery I would buy Ipswich Town

I am just waiting for 3 numbers to come up!

 

Did you know Portman Road is the best pitch in the country?

They put so much sh*t on it every week!

 

Do you know what I like about Ipswich?

Nothing!

 

How do you confuse an Ipswich fan?

Put 3 axes on the wall and tell him to take his pick!

 

What do you call an Ipswich fan with half a brain?

Lucky!

[All Gunns Blazing. 0]

A bloke was found dead at the bottom of the Thames he had an Ipswich shirt on, suspenders, and a G string. The Police removed the Ipswich shirt to save his family any embarrassment.