My new weekly column in the Evening news?

[hogesar 9,658]

What A Load Of Rubbish!A column to match the current level of football we play =]

[Shyster 0]

[quote user="MK Canary"]Now you are going to use a spellchecker when writing this column, aren''t you Authur?
[/quote]

Spellchecker!?!?

He''ll need a team of personal & professional proofreaders ''cause the ones at Archant get away with blue murder.

They''d get more complaints if it wasn''t for the dumbing down of society brought about by a decade of lefty, Labour government.

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[quote user="shyster"]

They''d get more complaints if it wasn''t for the dumbing down of society brought about by a decade of lefty, Labour government.

[/quote]

So in the last week we''ve had :

Dumbing down by lefty Labour - CHECK.

National service for immigrants - CHECK.

Perils of employing North African Muslims - CHECK.

You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my £20.

[blahblahblah 2]

[quote]

So in the last week we''ve had :

Dumbing down by lefty Labour - CHECK.

National service for immigrants - CHECK.

Perils of employing North African Muslims - CHECK.

You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my £20.[/quote]

you forgot "David Strihavka - CZECH".

[nutty nigel 7,531]

[quote user="blahblahblah"][quote]

So in the last week we''ve had :

Dumbing down by lefty Labour - CHECK.

National service for immigrants - CHECK.

Perils of employing North African Muslims - CHECK.

You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my £20.[/quote]

you forgot "David Strihavka - CZECH".
[/quote]

And queen to kings bishop2 - CHECK mate [<:o)]

 

[First Wazzock 902]

Is your missus waiting to see your column with baited breath too Arthur ?

Wink Wink,

Nudge Nudge

Know-warrah-mean ?!?!?!?!?!



I''m sure Arthur''s missus knows that, it''s not the size of yer column it''s what you do with it that counts !

[Unlucky Fried Kitten 0]

[quote user="Steve Burns"]Is your missus waiting to see your column with baited breath too Arthur ?

Wink Wink,

Nudge Nudge

Know-warrah-mean ?!?!?!?!?!



I''m sure Arthur''s missus knows that, it''s not the size of yer column it''s what you do with it that counts ![/quote]

I like that, Steve. You brought a smile to my face, which makes a pleasant change with all the doom and gloom on here.

[arrdee 2]

Now Arto you lovely old boy , you are such a sweet thing , but at your age i can understand your predicament .If i could offer some advice , when you have your column ready I don''t think you should lose a lot of time , In fact if i was you i would fly about like a wild man , never mind showing it to the wife and saying "What do you think of that " Never mind adding "Thats the best column you have ever seen i hope" I do feel you must get this on as quick as you can , just in case it all gets lost .[;)] arrdee.

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="arrdee"]Now Arto you lovely old boy , you are such a sweet thing , but at your age i can understand your predicament .If i could offer some advice , when you have your column ready I don''t think you should lose a lot of time , In fact if i was you i would fly about like a wild man , never mind showing it to the wife and saying "What do you think of that " Never mind adding "Thats the best column you have ever seen i hope" I do feel you must get this on as quick as you can , just in case it all gets lost .[;)] arrdee.[/quote]Excellent post arrdee. I would just like to add a little bit of advice to arthur.... stay out off the Coach and Horses the day before you prepare your column because you don''t want to offer it up while you''re feeling ''''droopy''''. We all know that the demon drink can have a detrimental effect on our aspirations. Best of luck arthur. I know we''re all looking to see you column and I''m sure you''ll rise to the occasion.   [:D]

   

[ca 1]

Whittle with Arthur

Arthur''s Norwich City whittle

[Infamy, Infamy 0]

How about:

Can''t Spell, Won''t Spell!

[;)]

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

As your ranting will be moderated for public consumption how about:

 

Watered down bitter?

[In Gunns Hands We Trust! 0]

[quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]

As your ranting will be moderated for public consumption how about:

 

Watered down bitter?

[/quote]

 now thats what i call quite good!

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

Or:

 

Arthurs column (in association with VIAGRATM).

[First Jedi 0]

Arf Whit is still the best...

[Unlucky Fried Kitten 0]

I assumed this column idea was all a joke, but now I''m not so sure. Are you really going to have a weekly column, Arthur? And if so, when does it begin and which day of the week should I look out for it?

[First Wazzock 902]

Arthurs column (in association with VIAGRATM).

That reminds me, all the old boys in the local old folks home are given Viagra every night - they say it stops them rolling out of bed. 

[In the blood 0]

Well done Arthur. You must have incredibly thick skin to put up with all these suggestions!

For whats its worth; ''Whittles Spittle'' or ''Flat Cap-trap'' or ''Shooting From The (false)Hip''.........

[Buncey 1]

I just noticed in the title you have out a question mark in. Are you confused if you have a column or not?

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="In the blood"]

Well done Arthur. You must have incredibly thick skin to put up with all these suggestions!

For whats its worth; ''Whittles Spittle'' or ''Flat Cap-trap'' or ''Shooting From The (false)Hip''.........

[/quote]

Come on keep''em coming....I''m loving it!!

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="Len Greenrod"]

How about:

Can''t Spell, Won''t Spell!

[;)]

[/quote]

How about......a rather embarrassing silence because someone thought they were clever?

[Graham Humphrey 13]

[quote user="Arthur Whittle"][quote user="Len Greenrod"]

How about:

Can''t Spell, Won''t Spell!

[;)]

[/quote]

How about......a rather embarrassing silence because someone thought they were clever?

[/quote]

Or ARESBSTTWC for short.

[First Wazzock 902]

Ok then Arthur come forward and take a bow, what''s in the debut column ?

[First Wazzock 902]

Have you done the first line yet Arthur ?

[nutty nigel 7,531]

I think it''s already called the ''Evening News Letters Page''

[8]I''m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter ...

 

[Unlucky Fried Kitten 0]

[quote user="Steve Burns"]Have you done the first line yet Arthur ?[/quote]

Perhaps he doesn''t have enough inches (column inches) to sustain a decent column.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[;)][quote user="nutty nigel"]

I think it''s already called the ''Evening News Letters Page''

[8]I''m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter ...

 

[/quote]

Come on you lot lighten up. I thought you would of guessed this was all tongue and cheek in reply to people moaning about my letters to the press. Even than some people get personal. Anyway i enjoyed it even if i had the pee taken out of me and you never know,its given me a great idea.[;)]

[First Wazzock 902]

Arthur Whittle wrote

Anyway i enjoyed it even if i had the pee taken out of me and you never know,its given me a great idea.

This was a great posting Arthur, which was very entertaining. If you come up with another which is half as good ...

[The Sweeney 0]

After all this lot how about Arthur Piffle?  Surely the papers can find something more interesting to fill their copy. I for one am totally bored with the "serial" posters- a waste of time and space. Still if it keeps them happy and off the streets whilst  filling their otherwise empty world then I am all for that.

Back to the real world!

[First Wazzock 902]

Think of the money this saves the care in the community people !!!