Wait for it!....Wait for it!....

[Mello Yello 1,691]

It''s going to come - I can feel it in my clones.........

I await the impending appearance of the ''Official Guardian of the Major and Majorette NCFC Shareholder''s'' - our very own "Chief Exec Darth Donkster" to browbeat us and defend the board and Co - in the forelock tuggin'' and non-club confronting local meejah; in defending the indefensible on how we must all realise that ''Deals no Deals'' and ''Hubster Mickey'', are truly hurt at how the fans are revolting and so horrid and inconsiderate - to berate them and the incumbent hardworking board - after all what they have, and are still doing for the club.

We''ll be told by ''Darth'' that there''s no money in the coffers, we are struggling with injuries, suspensions and that we must be patient and give their (he''s a winner and has a plan y''know) manager, a fair chance at turning the team around. ''True fans'' will appreciate that it''s necessary to have all the pretty and aesthetically nice things around the Stadia, and that rich affluent people (only there for the corporate formation face stuffin'' frenzy) can''t be expected to recharge their champagne flutes, feast on asparagus tips and quality ''haute cuisine'' sustenance in the BO addled refreshment concourses - full of low-life footy shirt wearing nose pickin'' and arse scratchin'' rabble - with pie grease on their QD trainers, lager stains on their already soiled tracksuit bottoms, and sporting tacky Ratner''s an'' pawn shop bling.

Running a foodball club doesn''t come cheap, there''s staff to pay, decent chef''s to retain with competitive salaries, quality fresh ingredients and produce for a varied menu, tablecloths, silver service, uniforms, laundering and ''must have'' pots, pans and other necessities - that are vital to survive in the the hectic world of ''Topnoshville''......Which unfortunately, leaves very little funding for the squad rebuilding or ''on the pitch'' activities. Be patient, remain loyal, and we''ll continually (but reluctantly) patronise you gullible gonads, to the best of our condscending transparent ability.......allegedly.

 

 

 

 

   

[Barclay_Boy 0]

quite well put that!

[Cluck 0]

Well put as usual Mello.....but let''s hope this time the volume of susceptible ears is diminishing. Surely to God the penny has dropped for the majority by now....hasn''t it?      [8-)]

[Grotty 0]

don''t be silly, he done his days work for the year already when he failed to sign billy sharp. he''s not due to be heard from until he tells us about is next failed day at the office in the january window.

[Rudolph Hucker 0]

The catering side is about the only success story at the Club....and it makes a profit.

[BlyBlyBabes 0]

[quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]The catering side is about the only success story at the Club....and it makes a profit.[/quote]

Oh yes? Where''s the evidence of a profit?

Delia''s is open for limited hours twice per week on Fridays and Saturdays as I understand it - apart from a few special occasions of course.

OTBC

 

 

[Mello Yello 1,691]

[quote user="RUDOLPH HUCKER"]The catering side is about the only success story at the Club....and it makes a profit.[/quote]

Where''s that go to then? 

Back into the profiteroles?[:|]