Charlton game is exactly the same as the last one

[Shack Attack 0]

How do I know this? Because I can confidently predict what I will be reading on here tomorrow morning.

If we win, we will have been lucky. "I listened to the game on the radio and we could have been 17-0 down before half time", someone will say. All opinions of Charlton will be drastically revised because they must be the worst team on earth if our useless lot can beat them. The win will in no way be down to The Doc or Chris Brown. Anyone who takes any satisfaction in such a win will be told in no uncertain terms that the fact that we are celebrating a win over Charlton shows just how low we have sunk under Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate).

If we draw, we will still have been lucky because Charlton had 73 shots on target and hit the bar 12 times. The fact that David Marshall made a series of world class saves will be a bad thing. "If we have any ambitions of getting promoted we have to come to places like Charlton and win", someone will say. If anybody dares to point out that 99% of Norwich fans would have been happy with a draw before the game they will be told in no uncertain terms that, this shows just how low we have sunk under Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate).

If we lose the message board will read like the letters page of the Daily Mail, only slightly less cheerful. The loss will be blamed on The Doc or Chris Brown. Anyone who attempts to find any bright spot in the performance will be derided as a sheep who is sitting idly by while Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate) kill this once proud club. Posters will then compete with each other as they attempt to show how much more outraged they are than the last poster. Someone will start a new thread entitled "I''m not entirely sure whether the hotel was a good idea". A protest will be planned and called off a week later when two of the eight people attending get given extra geography homework unexpectedly and have to stay at home.

There, that''s saved us all the bother of checking the site tomorrow.

[blahblahblah 2]

Absolutel superb.  Can you copy and paste this for Saturday, and change Charlton to Wolves ? [:)]

[blahblahblah 2]

Absolutely superb.  Can you copy and paste this for Saturday, and change Charlton to Wolves ? [:)]

[Midlandscanary 3]

No cynisism or sarcasm there then! especially as it is true. No matter what happens someone will always find something to moan and whinge about.

Yes as fans we can all have a moan and whinge but it does seem that some ''fans'' are only happy when they can really put down the club/doc/brown et al.   

I sincerely hope that none of the players or management team take any of these comments seriously.

''On the ball City''

[hogesar 9,618]

Haha, especially loving the last few lines mate =]

[CID 0]

[quote user="Shack Attack"]

How do I know this? Because I can confidently predict what I will be reading on here tomorrow morning.

If we win, we will have been lucky. "I listened to the game on the radio and we could have been 17-0 down before half time", someone will say. All opinions of Charlton will be drastically revised because they must be the worst team on earth if our useless lot can beat them. The win will in no way be down to The Doc or Chris Brown. Anyone who takes any satisfaction in such a win will be told in no uncertain terms that the fact that we are celebrating a win over Charlton shows just how low we have sunk under Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate).

If we draw, we will still have been lucky because Charlton had 73 shots on target and hit the bar 12 times. The fact that David Marshall made a series of world class saves will be a bad thing. "If we have any ambitions of getting promoted we have to come to places like Charlton and win", someone will say. If anybody dares to point out that 99% of Norwich fans would have been happy with a draw before the game they will be told in no uncertain terms that, this shows just how low we have sunk under Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate).

If we lose the message board will read like the letters page of the Daily Mail, only slightly less cheerful. The loss will be blamed on The Doc or Chris Brown. Anyone who attempts to find any bright spot in the performance will be derided as a sheep who is sitting idly by while Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate) kill this once proud club. Posters will then compete with each other as they attempt to show how much more outraged they are than the last poster. Someone will start a new thread entitled "I''m not entirely sure whether the hotel was a good idea". A protest will be planned and called off a week later when two of the eight people attending get given extra geography homework unexpectedly and have to stay at home.

There, that''s saved us all the bother of checking the site tomorrow.

[/quote]

.........and don''t forget  .................."my season ticket''s[:@] on it''s way back as I speak" - "count me in for a protest outside the ground at t'' next home game " etc etc

[Tumbleweed 106]

Excellent, and piercingly true.

[Mike Abram 0]

Brilliant post!!

[Cottaging Canary 0]

Great post, spot on with your observations Shark Attack! You''ve summed up everything that frustrates me about this board and our fans!

[macdougalls perm 0]

What a hilarious post!! [:D]

[ca 1]

Brilliant Post.

[Shack Attack 0]

Loss blamed on The Doc - Check.

Loss blamed on Chris Brown - Check.

Posters competing with each other to show who''s the most outraged - Check.

Posters slagged off for finding bright points in our display - Check.

Overall mood slightly less cheerful than Daily Mail letters page - Check, although points deducted for lack of comments regarding asylum seekers/travellers/Gordon Brown/Guardianistas.

Protest planned - Not yet, I give it till lunch time.

Well done everybody.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="Shack Attack"]

Loss blamed on The Doc - Check.

Loss blamed on Chris Brown - Check.

Posters competing with each other to show who''s the most outraged - Check.

Posters slagged off for finding bright points in our display - Check.

Overall mood slightly less cheerful than Daily Mail letters page - Check, although points deducted for lack of comments regarding asylum seekers/travellers/Gordon Brown/Guardianistas.

Protest planned - Not yet, I give it till lunch time.

Well done everybody.

[/quote]

And i would say everyone of them justified at the moment so i dont really see the point in this thread. FACT- average team being out played on a weekly bases managed by a very questinable manager not being supported by a very weak board.......dont think the stats lie do you?

[Polar 0]

[quote user="Shack Attack"]

Loss blamed on The Doc - Check.

Loss blamed on Chris Brown - Check.

Posters competing with each other to show who''s the most outraged - Check.

Posters slagged off for finding bright points in our display - Check.

Overall mood slightly less cheerful than Daily Mail letters page - Check, although points deducted for lack of comments regarding asylum seekers/travellers/Gordon Brown/Guardianistas.

Protest planned - Not yet, I give it till lunch time.

Well done everybody.

[/quote]

nope, check the protest, someone was asking if smudger was going to be leading the protests at next the next home game.

[Citizen Journalist Foghorn 0]

Funny how Charlton had shed loadsd of shots, hit the bar innumerable times, Marshall made loads saves, Brown wasted our best opportunity and Doc gave away a penalty,   but you forgot in your prediction Peter Grant ballsing up his part big style...

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

And i would say everyone of them justified at the moment so i dont really see the point in this thread. FACT- average team being out played on a weekly bases managed by a very questinable manager not being supported by a very weak board.......dont think the stats lie do you?

[/quote]

Oh well if YOU don''t see the point of this thread then I suggest the mods shut it down immediately.

I don''t think a lot of it is justified Arthur. I don''t think a thread entitled ''Doherty must go'' is justified when posters who were actually at the game say he played well last night.

I don''t think the general hand wringing and attempts to prove who''s the most outraged and upset are justified either. We''ve got threads entitled ''Devoid of all hope'', ''Disgusted'', ''Grant hasn''t a clue'' and ''Grant must go''. They''re are mostly filled with hysterical nonsense. Then we come to your avatar Arthur. At first I thought you were suggesting that Delia was the messiah, what with the stigmata she appears to have, but I guess you''re trying to make a different point altogether.

I''ve highlighted a part of your post in blue Arthur which you claim is fact. Read through it again and tell me what it is. I''ll give you a clue, you''re entitled to it.

I''m still waiting for a protest thread to be started and I''ll have a full house, come on Arthur don''t let me down!

[Mello Yello 2,281]

[quote user="Shack Attack"]

How do I know this? Because I can confidently predict what I will be reading on here tomorrow morning.

If we win, we will have been lucky. "I listened to the game on the radio and we could have been 17-0 down before half time", someone will say. All opinions of Charlton will be drastically revised because they must be the worst team on earth if our useless lot can beat them. The win will in no way be down to The Doc or Chris Brown. Anyone who takes any satisfaction in such a win will be told in no uncertain terms that the fact that we are celebrating a win over Charlton shows just how low we have sunk under Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate).

If we draw, we will still have been lucky because Charlton had 73 shots on target and hit the bar 12 times. The fact that David Marshall made a series of world class saves will be a bad thing. "If we have any ambitions of getting promoted we have to come to places like Charlton and win", someone will say. If anybody dares to point out that 99% of Norwich fans would have been happy with a draw before the game they will be told in no uncertain terms that, this shows just how low we have sunk under Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate).

If we lose the message board will read like the letters page of the Daily Mail, only slightly less cheerful. The loss will be blamed on The Doc or Chris Brown. Anyone who attempts to find any bright spot in the performance will be derided as a sheep who is sitting idly by while Delia/Smith/The Cook/That Woman/Binner Smith/Delia and her politically correct la-la luvvy sheep (delete as appropriate) kill this once proud club. Posters will then compete with each other as they attempt to show how much more outraged they are than the last poster. Someone will start a new thread entitled "I''m not entirely sure whether the hotel was a good idea". A protest will be planned and called off a week later when two of the eight people attending get given extra geography homework unexpectedly and have to stay at home.

There, that''s saved us all the bother of checking the site tomorrow.

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You don''t happen to have an idea what the lottery numbers are for tonights draw......perchance?

Of course there''s going to be ''outrage'' do you expect anything else? I don''t mind folk having their opinions whether good, bad or indifferent. There are those that see ''hope'' and those that see ''despair'' and, those that don''t really care. I just see a message board that entertains me with the Yo Yo''s, No No''s, Ho Ho''s and Hot n'' Cold ''Blow Blows''.

Maybe you''d prefer the NCFC support to sit statuesque in Carra, wearing Chinese Red Army uniforms, and applauding politely on cue - from Mao Mumbles and Demokratic Donkster?

 You should put your comment''s on the letters page of the ''Socialist Worker''........They''d be more appreciated there.......probably.

I read the Daily Mail - but I don''t think I''m a bad person.......and I''m certainly not influenced by its content.......or, for that matter, by what folk write on here.  

 

 

[Shack Attack 0]

Mao Mumbles!!!!!!! Very funny Mello. I''ve heard Gus George Galloway is his biggest fan!

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="Shack Attack"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

And i would say everyone of them justified at the moment so i dont really see the point in this thread. FACT- average team being out played on a weekly bases managed by a very questinable manager not being supported by a very weak board.......dont think the stats lie do you?

[/quote]

Oh well if YOU don''t see the point of this thread then I suggest the mods shut it down immediately.

I don''t think a lot of it is justified Arthur. I don''t think a thread entitled ''Doherty must go'' is justified when posters who were actually at the game say he played well last night.

I don''t think the general hand wringing and attempts to prove who''s the most outraged and upset are justified either. We''ve got threads entitled ''Devoid of all hope'', ''Disgusted'', ''Grant hasn''t a clue'' and ''Grant must go''. They''re are mostly filled with hysterical nonsense. Then we come to your avatar Arthur. At first I thought you were suggesting that Delia was the messiah, what with the stigmata she appears to have, but I guess you''re trying to make a different point altogether.

I''ve highlighted a part of your post in blue Arthur which you claim is fact. Read through it again and tell me what it is. I''ll give you a clue, you''re entitled to it.

I''m still waiting for a protest thread to be started and I''ll have a full house, come on Arthur don''t let me down!

[/quote]

Come on Shack even you ''Guardianists'' surely can see it is a FACT that we are an average team being outplayed week in and week out or did you just choose to miss that bit? Or maybe just like a true ''Guardianist'' you would rather not look at the stats and blame it on oh lets say ''society on a whole''! Yes i know Doc had a reasonable game my son was there but ultimately he gave the game away,but dont blame the manager or player blame the lack of funding in grass route football and PGs lack of tactical nouse was very questionable but hey i blame lack of investment in football education under Thatcher!!

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

Come on Shack even you ''Guardianists'' surely can see it is a FACT that we are an average team being outplayed week in and week out or did you just choose to miss that bit? Or maybe just like a true ''Guardianist'' you would rather not look at the stats and blame it on oh lets say ''society on a whole''! Yes i know Doc had a reasonable game my son was there but ultimately he gave the game away,but dont blame the manager or player blame the lack of funding in grass route football and PGs lack of tactical nouse was very questionable but hey i blame lack of investment in football education under Thatcher!!

[/quote]

I''m not entirely sure what you''re on about here Arthur but I''ll give it a go.

No I don''t blame Thatcher for our current predicament, although she is entirely to blame for the broken metatarsal curse that blights the England team (lack of calcium, due to lack of milk caused by Thatcher the Milk Snatcher = brittle bones. Simple really.).

What do ''Guardianists'' blame on society as a whole?

I don''t think we were outplayed against Crystal Palace, Cardiff or (despite what some people will tell you) Southampton. I do accept that ''s just my opinion though and not a fact.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="Shack Attack"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

Come on Shack even you ''Guardianists'' surely can see it is a FACT that we are an average team being outplayed week in and week out or did you just choose to miss that bit? Or maybe just like a true ''Guardianist'' you would rather not look at the stats and blame it on oh lets say ''society on a whole''! Yes i know Doc had a reasonable game my son was there but ultimately he gave the game away,but dont blame the manager or player blame the lack of funding in grass route football and PGs lack of tactical nouse was very questionable but hey i blame lack of investment in football education under Thatcher!!

[/quote]

I''m not entirely sure what you''re on about here Arthur but I''ll give it a go.

No I don''t blame Thatcher for our current predicament, although she is entirely to blame for the broken metatarsal curse that blights the England team (lack of calcium, due to lack of milk caused by Thatcher the Milk Snatcher = brittle bones. Simple really.).

What do ''Guardianists'' blame on society as a whole?

I don''t think we were outplayed against Crystal Palace, Cardiff or (despite what some people will tell you) Southampton. I do accept that ''s just my opinion though and not a fact.

[/quote]

Not quite as intelligent as you think it would seem then.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="Shack Attack"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

Come on Shack even you ''Guardianists'' surely can see it is a FACT that we are an average team being outplayed week in and week out or did you just choose to miss that bit? Or maybe just like a true ''Guardianist'' you would rather not look at the stats and blame it on oh lets say ''society on a whole''! Yes i know Doc had a reasonable game my son was there but ultimately he gave the game away,but dont blame the manager or player blame the lack of funding in grass route football and PGs lack of tactical nouse was very questionable but hey i blame lack of investment in football education under Thatcher!!

[/quote]

I''m not entirely sure what you''re on about here Arthur but I''ll give it a go.

No I don''t blame Thatcher for our current predicament, although she is entirely to blame for the broken metatarsal curse that blights the England team (lack of calcium, due to lack of milk caused by Thatcher the Milk Snatcher = brittle bones. Simple really.).

What do ''Guardianists'' blame on society as a whole?

I don''t think we were outplayed against Crystal Palace, Cardiff or (despite what some people will tell you) Southampton. I do accept that ''s just my opinion though and not a fact.

[/quote]

I must admit i had a chuckle with your reply but on a serious note to suggest we are not average at the mo is wide of the mark and to use soton palace and cardiff as examples only backs up my point. All very poor teams.

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

I must admit i had a chuckle with your reply but on a serious note to suggest we are not average at the mo is wide of the mark and to use soton palace and cardiff as examples only backs up my point. All very poor teams.

[/quote]

I''m glad you had a chuckle Arthur, that''s what this place is for IMO. I''ve never "made myself out to be intelligent", I speak as I would if we were face to face.

The fact that Southampton, Palace and Cardiff are all very poor teams (in your opinion) means nothing. You claimed we were outplayed on a regular basis and I claimed that we were not in these three games. Considering we''ve only played six league games so far there weren''t many more sides I could have picked to try and prove my point!

[Canary Ben 0]

Most accurate post i have ever seen. This is fantastic! spot on mate!!!!!

Im sure you must be phycic- either that or we have the most predictable "fans" in the world of football, dont you agree Arthur whitle, cluck, smudger, north polar or what ever it is, 1st wiz -in all fairness 1st wiz u have been alot better recently! 

 

N e ay, well done shackattack

 

OTBC!!!

[BigFish 1,986]

[quote user="Arthur Whittle"][quote user="Shack Attack"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

And i would say everyone of them justified at the moment so i dont really see the point in this thread. FACT- average team being out played on a weekly bases managed by a very questinable manager not being supported by a very weak board.......dont think the stats lie do you?

[/quote]

Oh well if YOU don''t see the point of this thread then I suggest the mods shut it down immediately.

I don''t think a lot of it is justified Arthur. I don''t think a thread entitled ''Doherty must go'' is justified when posters who were actually at the game say he played well last night.

I don''t think the general hand wringing and attempts to prove who''s the most outraged and upset are justified either. We''ve got threads entitled ''Devoid of all hope'', ''Disgusted'', ''Grant hasn''t a clue'' and ''Grant must go''. They''re are mostly filled with hysterical nonsense. Then we come to your avatar Arthur. At first I thought you were suggesting that Delia was the messiah, what with the stigmata she appears to have, but I guess you''re trying to make a different point altogether.

I''ve highlighted a part of your post in blue Arthur which you claim is fact. Read through it again and tell me what it is. I''ll give you a clue, you''re entitled to it.

I''m still waiting for a protest thread to be started and I''ll have a full house, come on Arthur don''t let me down!

[/quote]

Come on Shack even you ''Guardianists'' surely can see it is a FACT that we are an average team being outplayed week in and week out or did you just choose to miss that bit? Or maybe just like a true ''Guardianist'' you would rather not look at the stats and blame it on oh lets say ''society on a whole''! Yes i know Doc had a reasonable game my son was there but ultimately he gave the game away,but dont blame the manager or player blame the lack of funding in grass route football and PGs lack of tactical nouse was very questionable but hey i blame lack of investment in football education under Thatcher!!

[/quote]

Arthur - surely you know that the correct noun for a Guardian reader is Guardianista. Also your maths is up the shoot, if we were outplayed every week we would be below average. As average we should get our turn every other game.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="Ben Jones"]

Most accurate post i have ever seen. This is fantastic! spot on mate!!!!!

Im sure you must be phycic- either that or we have the most predictable "fans" in the world of football, dont you agree Arthur whitle, cluck, smudger, north polar or what ever it is, 1st wiz -in all fairness 1st wiz u have been alot better recently! 

 

N e ay, well done shackattack

 

OTBC!!!

[/quote]

Where exactly is your tongue?

[7rew 0]

I fully agree with Ben Jones, this is depressingly acurate.and Arthur as to my tounge is firmly in my mouth. Where do you keep yours?

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="BigFish"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"][quote user="Shack Attack"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

And i would say everyone of them justified at the moment so i dont really see the point in this thread. FACT- average team being out played on a weekly bases managed by a very questinable manager not being supported by a very weak board.......dont think the stats lie do you?

[/quote]

Oh well if YOU don''t see the point of this thread then I suggest the mods shut it down immediately.

I don''t think a lot of it is justified Arthur. I don''t think a thread entitled ''Doherty must go'' is justified when posters who were actually at the game say he played well last night.

I don''t think the general hand wringing and attempts to prove who''s the most outraged and upset are justified either. We''ve got threads entitled ''Devoid of all hope'', ''Disgusted'', ''Grant hasn''t a clue'' and ''Grant must go''. They''re are mostly filled with hysterical nonsense. Then we come to your avatar Arthur. At first I thought you were suggesting that Delia was the messiah, what with the stigmata she appears to have, but I guess you''re trying to make a different point altogether.

I''ve highlighted a part of your post in blue Arthur which you claim is fact. Read through it again and tell me what it is. I''ll give you a clue, you''re entitled to it.

I''m still waiting for a protest thread to be started and I''ll have a full house, come on Arthur don''t let me down!

[/quote]

Come on Shack even you ''Guardianists'' surely can see it is a FACT that we are an average team being outplayed week in and week out or did you just choose to miss that bit? Or maybe just like a true ''Guardianist'' you would rather not look at the stats and blame it on oh lets say ''society on a whole''! Yes i know Doc had a reasonable game my son was there but ultimately he gave the game away,but dont blame the manager or player blame the lack of funding in grass route football and PGs lack of tactical nouse was very questionable but hey i blame lack of investment in football education under Thatcher!!

[/quote]

Arthur - surely you know that the correct noun for a Guardian reader is Guardianista. Also your maths is up the shoot, if we were outplayed every week we would be below average. As average we should get our turn every other game.

[/quote]

Well look at the league, we are below average. Where do you get off on general nit picking? it is rather childish. I would say this, i dont slag any player with the shirt on whilst on the pitch unlike some.  So if Norwich fans are so pedictable maybe it would be better if we clapped and cheered our teams rather quick demise into league 2 football whilst praising the boards non exsistant efforts to bucking the trend of crap football and building lovely hotels! I dont think its me whose predictable, you suckers will still be lining someones pockets when watching us lose against Yeovil.

[macdougalls perm 0]

[quote user="Arthur Whittle"][quote user="BigFish"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"][quote user="Shack Attack"][quote user="Arthur Whittle"]

And i would say everyone of them justified at the moment so i dont really see the point in this thread. FACT- average team being out played on a weekly bases managed by a very questinable manager not being supported by a very weak board.......dont think the stats lie do you?

[/quote]

Oh well if YOU don''t see the point of this thread then I suggest the mods shut it down immediately.

I don''t think a lot of it is justified Arthur. I don''t think a thread entitled ''Doherty must go'' is justified when posters who were actually at the game say he played well last night.

I don''t think the general hand wringing and attempts to prove who''s the most outraged and upset are justified either. We''ve got threads entitled ''Devoid of all hope'', ''Disgusted'', ''Grant hasn''t a clue'' and ''Grant must go''. They''re are mostly filled with hysterical nonsense. Then we come to your avatar Arthur. At first I thought you were suggesting that Delia was the messiah, what with the stigmata she appears to have, but I guess you''re trying to make a different point altogether.

I''ve highlighted a part of your post in blue Arthur which you claim is fact. Read through it again and tell me what it is. I''ll give you a clue, you''re entitled to it.

I''m still waiting for a protest thread to be started and I''ll have a full house, come on Arthur don''t let me down!

[/quote]

Come on Shack even you ''Guardianists'' surely can see it is a FACT that we are an average team being outplayed week in and week out or did you just choose to miss that bit? Or maybe just like a true ''Guardianist'' you would rather not look at the stats and blame it on oh lets say ''society on a whole''! Yes i know Doc had a reasonable game my son was there but ultimately he gave the game away,but dont blame the manager or player blame the lack of funding in grass route football and PGs lack of tactical nouse was very questionable but hey i blame lack of investment in football education under Thatcher!!

[/quote]

Arthur - surely you know that the correct noun for a Guardian reader is Guardianista. Also your maths is up the shoot, if we were outplayed every week we would be below average. As average we should get our turn every other game.

[/quote]

Well look at the league, we are below average. Where do you get off on general nit picking? it is rather childish. I would say this, i dont slag any player with the shirt on whilst on the pitch unlike some.  So if Norwich fans are so pedictable maybe it would be better if we clapped and cheered our teams rather quick demise into league 2 football whilst praising the boards non exsistant efforts to bucking the trend of crap football and building lovely hotels! I dont think its me whose predictable, you suckers will still be lining someones pockets when watching us lose against Yeovil.

[/quote]

If the worst does transpire as you so grimly predict then I''m afraid that, yes, you are correct, I will still be lining the club''s pockets whilst watching us lose to Yeovil because I can''t imagine giving up on going to watch City play.  Why, where will you be?    

[sam 0]

great post shack attack