Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted August 20, 2007 Dear Mr. Parkinson,I am a regular visitor to Colney and as such would like to reliably fill you in with a few pointers about Norwich City.The lad Marshall in goal loves a cross so if you get a corner don''t bother swinging it in because he''ll just snatch them out of the air for fun all day long.At the back the boy Otsembor is positively pedestrian so just knock balls past him and run.Don''t bother trying to turn Doherty who gives so little away it really won''t be worth practising free kicks from anything less than 35 yards this week.Drury will be injured until Friday and Shackell lacks pace.In midfield, Brellier and Russell are a pair of shrinking violets, Lappin thinks his left foot is for standing on and Croft needs additional marking in the first half.Up front, the boy Brown is scoring for fun so you should put two on him while the lad Cureton hasn''t a clue where the goal is.Hope this helps.Love.Rudolph. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted August 21, 2007 [quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]Dear Mr. Parkinson,I am a regular visitor to Colney and as such would like to reliably fill you in with a few pointers about Norwich City.The lad Marshall in goal loves a cross so if you get a corner don''t bother swinging it in because he''ll just snatch them out of the air for fun all day long.At the back the boy Otsembor is positively pedestrian so just knock balls past him and run.Don''t bother trying to turn Doherty who gives so little away it really won''t be worth practising free kicks from anything less than 35 yards this week.Drury will be injured until Friday and Shackell lacks pace.In midfield, Brellier and Russell are a pair of shrinking violets, Lappin thinks his left foot is for standing on and Croft needs additional marking in the first half.Up front, the boy Brown is scoring for fun so you should put two on him while the lad Cureton hasn''t a clue where the goal is.Hope this helps.Love.Rudolph.[/quote]Rudolph, I sure hope your message is about a month early to help Phil in his role as assistant manager at Charlton. On the other hand, if you are of the belief that Parkinson is still managing at Hull, I would suggest you are still spending far too much time in farm country.Love, Yankee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted August 21, 2007 All very well but I hope you intend to tell Phil Brown this too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rudolph Hucker 0 Posted August 21, 2007 That will teach me not to use the Pink Un away guide for research, won''t it?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom NCFC 0 Posted August 21, 2007 Damn it, Rudolph, your giving away our best secrets!!!By the way, You forgot to tell them we''ve just loaned out of best goalkeeper (possibly of all time) to Dunfermline! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taxing 0 Posted August 21, 2007 [quote user="Rudolph Hucker"]Dear Mr. Parkinson,I am a regular visitor to Colney and as such would like to reliably fill you in with a few pointers about Norwich City.The lad Marshall in goal loves a cross so if you get a corner don''t bother swinging it in because he''ll just snatch them out of the air for fun all day long.At the back the boy Otsembor is positively pedestrian so just knock balls past him and run.Don''t bother trying to turn Doherty who gives so little away it really won''t be worth practising free kicks from anything less than 35 yards this week.Drury will be injured until Friday and Shackell lacks pace.In midfield, Brellier and Russell are a pair of shrinking violets, Lappin thinks his left foot is for standing on and Croft needs additional marking in the first half.Up front, the boy Brown is scoring for fun so you should put two on him while the lad Cureton hasn''t a clue where the goal is.Hope this helps.Love.Rudolph.[/quote] It wasn''t until I read your 4th para that I knew for certain that your msg was a wind up ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
