The Ballad Of Smudger And Cluck

[YankeeCanary 0]

The Ballad Of Smudger and Cluck

 

Through thousands of postings we’ve argued at length

With Smudger and Cluck as to true Norwich strength

They castigate Delia  as a villain supreme

Holding back all progress of a much better team

 

When asked for all options their well of wisdom is dry

“We’ll protest, we’ll stay away” is all that they cry

They point out the rest of us will soon see the light

And join their crusade to get rid of this plight

 

Cluck obviously sees himself as puppeteer king

Winding and twisting our thoughts by a string

Smudger’s verbage is more like a china shop bull

Knocking down every post so the thread appears full

 

This dynamic duo are clearly wasting their time

As “On The Ball City” supporters continue to chime 

Of course there are others who feel some unrest

But they’ll soon come around when we are playing our best

 

Smudger and Cluck, however, won’t come around

Because success under Delia is not acceptable ground

Whereas if success is our mission we should all just unite

And focus our efforts on the real battle to fight

 

But Smudger and Cluck can be employed for the fight

By becoming Canary agents on the Ipswich website

The ground is more fertile, the debts twice as much

Cluck should find target appeal in Sheepshanks as such

 

Imagine the devastation our duo will claim

As Sheepshankers have not one signing to their name

Ipswich website activity is just north of zero

And lights could go out with a punch from our heroes

 

This could also be therapy for Smudger and Cluck

A new lease of life for the bull and the duck

They’ll return to our world as two wonderful men

To go down in history as “Delia’s best friends”

[The Penguin 0]

Bravo,

have you missed your true vocation in life?

 

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,222]

I await your "Ballad of Bush and Blair" with baited breath......

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]

I await your "Ballad of Bush and Blair" with baited breath......

[/quote]

Mr Blair brought in lots of new laws

On terror and banning the hunt

He went to Iraq with George Bush

A man who''s a terrible........

I''ll admit it needs work.....perhaps mbncfc can help after his sterling work with the Dave the Striker song.

[Arthur Whittle 0]

[quote user="Shack Attack"]

[quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]

I await your "Ballad of Bush and Blair" with baited breath......

[/quote]

Mr Blair brought in lots of new laws

On terror and banning the hunt

He went to Iraq with George Bush

A man who''s a terrible........

I''ll admit it needs work.....perhaps mbncfc can help after his sterling work with the Dave the Striker song.

[/quote]

dont often see eye to eye with you Shack but.......

[Show Me What You Gooot! 0]

[quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]I await your "Ballad of Bush and Blair" with baited breath......[/quote]

or maybe he could attempt a poem about the quest to obtain a brand new yellow shiny plastic seat to replace the old jaded, faded one?

I''d bloody love to see one written. lol.

[Smudger 0]

Ahh bless... how sweet Yankee!!!

Surprises me how you can devote that much time to such a pair of twits...

Maybe your little plan for everybody to unite is due to backfire again (as per the last two seasons)???  [+o(] 

[mbncfc 1]

[quote user="Shack Attack"]

[quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]

I await your "Ballad of Bush and Blair" with baited breath......

[/quote]

Mr Blair brought in lots of new laws

On terror and banning the hunt

He went to Iraq with George Bush

A man who''s a terrible........

I''ll admit it needs work.....perhaps mbncfc can help after his sterling work with the Dave the Striker song.

[/quote]

...Runt?

[Green and Yellow 0]

[quote user="YankeeCanary"]

The Ballad Of Smudger and Cluck

 

Through thousands of postings we’ve argued at length

With Smudger and Cluck as to true Norwich strength

They castigate Delia  as a villain supreme

Holding back all progress of a much better team

 

When asked for all options their well of wisdom is dry

“We’ll protest, we’ll stay away” is all that they cry

They point out the rest of us will soon see the light

And join their crusade to get rid of this plight

 

Cluck obviously sees himself as puppeteer king

Winding and twisting our thoughts by a string

Smudger’s verbage is more like a china shop bull

Knocking down every post so the thread appears full

 

This dynamic duo are clearly wasting their time

As “On The Ball City” supporters continue to chime 

Of course there are others who feel some unrest

But they’ll soon come around when we are playing our best

 

Smudger and Cluck, however, won’t come around

Because success under Delia is not acceptable ground

Whereas if success is our mission we should all just unite

And focus our efforts on the real battle to fight

 

But Smudger and Cluck can be employed for the fight

By becoming Canary agents on the Ipswich website

The ground is more fertile, the debts twice as much

Cluck should find target appeal in Sheepshanks as such

 

Imagine the devastation our duo will claim

As Sheepshankers have not one signing to their name

Ipswich website activity is just north of zero

And lights could go out with a punch from our heroes

 

This could also be therapy for Smudger and Cluck

A new lease of life for the bull and the duck

They’ll return to our world as two wonderful men

To go down in history as “Delia’s best friends”

[/quote]

Remember the old saying ''there is real gold and there is fools gold''

[Shack Attack 0]

[quote user="mbncfc"][quote user="Shack Attack"]

[quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]

I await your "Ballad of Bush and Blair" with baited breath......

[/quote]

Mr Blair brought in lots of new laws

On terror and banning the hunt

He went to Iraq with George Bush

A man who''s a terrible........

I''ll admit it needs work.....perhaps mbncfc can help after his sterling work with the Dave the Striker song.

[/quote]

...Runt?

[/quote]

Cheers mate, I knew you could do it.

[MightyYellows50 0]

lol what a great poem, well done [:D]

[Kathy 823]

[quote user="Shack Attack"]

[quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]

I await your "Ballad of Bush and Blair" with baited breath......

[/quote]

Mr Blair brought in lots of new laws

On terror and banning the hunt

He went to Iraq with George Bush

A man who''s a terrible........

I''ll admit it needs work.....perhaps mbncfc can help after his sterling work with the Dave the Striker song.

[/quote]

You might just find that if Smudge retaliates (the pen is mightier than the sword and all that) that he comes up with a rhyme for Yankee...............

[Ginja 43]

[quote user="Smudger"]

...such a pair of twits...

[/quote]For once Smudger, I completely agree with you.

[ca 1]

[quote user="Smudger"]

Ahh bless... how sweet Yankee!!!

Surprises me how you can devote that much time to such a pair of twits... [/quote]

 

Yesssssssss we agree on something Smudger.

Loved the poem Yankee [:)]

[Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB 1,222]

CA - Oh the irony!!, we have a man with an unhealthy fixation on Cluck and Smudger, who very rarely attends any games, who has added absolutely zero to the debate, has continually attacked a fellow poster and you love it. Just imagine the uproar if Cluck or Smudger had posted such a banal piece!! Clang....my irony meter has just broken!!