We`re not Worthy 0 Posted May 3, 2007 End of Season Away Supporters Party Report Another season over and we are invited by The Stowmarket Two, to the End Of Season bash. Most of the squad were there and below is a report of the evening Peter Grant was present and when asked about the evening he spoke via interpreter Bryan Gunn. He was particularly disappointed with the service of the catering staff. He singled out two bar staff as totally unacceptable. “Unfortunately” he retorted, “ I inherited these people and I will be searching high and low in the coming months for replacements”. Paul Gallacher was all set to attend the Supporters Party but his invite was sent to Ashdown who couldn’t make it so Lee Camp was asked. He turned it down, Marshall was busy in Scotland and Tony Warner was back in London. Eventually Norwich legend Kevin Keelan was the goalkeepers` representative. Word has it Grant ask Keelan what his employment plans are from August onwards. Matthieu Louis- John was hoping to attend but snubbed his toe getting out of the bath. Latest indications suggest he should return to training in 18 months. Adam Drury Ever dependable Drury with a small orange juice in hand, not a whiff of scandal- in fact unbelievably boring. Started tapping his feet when a Kenny Rogers song was played.Gary Doherty Three deep at the bar and caused a lot of animosity in the queue by having his arms all over the man in front. Asked for bitter shandy, as he has done week in week out, an excellent choice Andy Hughes Ran into the room like a man possessed geeing the DJ and bar staff up with his indomitable style. Spotted at the bar buying a round but ended up giving the drinks to the wrong people Youssef Safri Absent. As he was getting ready to go out he pulled a stomach muscle whilst doing up his tie. Hoping to be back by September before joining up with Morocco. Darren Huckerby All hell breaks loose as Daz, fresh from his Player of the Year award falls over on the way to the bar. Players and Supporters have to be separated by Doormen and Stewards. Huckerby argues with anybody who will listen that he is the innocent party in all of this. James Hanson, aged 4 from Wroxham is accused of delibrately tripping Hucks up and is escorted out of the room and banned from attending matches indefinately. Constant booing every time Hucks visits the toilet mars the remainder of the evening. Members of Wroxham under 5`s are warned about their behaviour Robert Earnshaw The diminutive Welshman caused a scene when asked to produce ID at the bar. After a lengthy discussion with the Bar manager he was able to buy his drinks. His delight at this decision was plain to see. Commence celebrations. Unfortunately jubilation turned to horror, as during his back flip two elderly Canary fans were knocked unconscious. After treatment from Neil Reynolds, Earnie was helped up with only a sore toe for his troubles. Paul McVeigh Started off the evening with impeccable behaviour, and even got an autograph from Jake of CBBC fame. Unfortunately after drinking to many Orange Fantas became completely uncontrollable, running up and down the room and sliding on his knees across the dance floor. Grantl had to take him to one side and have words. Dion Dublin looked immaculate all evening and as he walked to the bar to get a mineral water a lady fainted from heat exhaustion. Dion not only caught the unfortunate woman as she fell but also saved her drinks from spilling. An ultimate professional he can do no wrong. Lee Croft weaved his way to the bar swerving in and out of supporters. Unfortunately ended up in the corner by the toilets and had to get Hucks to help him out. Spent most of the evening surrounded by female admirers magnetised by his devilish good looks. Missing Robert Eagle His hair did not come out right so stayed in his room Dickson Etuhu Turned up for last years party but not this one Ryan Jarvis Having a few Pigs Ears with his new China Plates in the Smoke Ian Henderson Refused entry by Doormen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 10,762 Posted May 3, 2007 Well, it made me laugh a bit.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigbear 0 Posted May 4, 2007 i''m sure some other people will have added to this by the end of the day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dickyst220 0 Posted May 4, 2007 Missing :- Peter Thorne, tried to get his surf board through the door but got stuck & pulled a muscle. Will be back to full fittness in 2009...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bovril 264 Posted May 4, 2007 roger munby -- stayed for the whole night. Opened the ceremony with a rousing speech (which earnshaw missed after still trying to get into the party) and re-assured the players the drinks were on him tonight, as hours past the requests came and went until eventually an hour before closing whilst the players and supporters alike had been hypnotised into not wanting a drink, he brought four drinks...... "here you go delia....micheal.... enjoy, ive been preserving this particular scotch for ten years..... oh and waiter?.... take this out of date alcopop outside will you?""yes mr henderson, mr munby sends his regards" [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StainesCanary 0 Posted May 4, 2007 I am no longer having a depressing day counting down till beer time, this is funny and i shall re-read and chuckle till 6 o''clock.. Well done! OTBC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
